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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Booby traps are illegal even in the US. May as well just harm the officer.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Surely this cannot count as a booby trap

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, he’d have to keep them in his bra for that.

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Personally I would assume the person who has me reaching into their pocket knowingly that I will injure myself quite substantially is doing so deliberately aka trying to harm me. So if you had those blades in your pocket without telling the officer that should count as a booby trap/assault on the officer.

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’d have to be able to argue in court that you had some other reason for having loose razors in your pockets.

      You would probably lose. I mean trust me I don’t like cops, but you totally lose.

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  • Carmakazi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Legality or lack thereof also doesn’t matter if they’re at the point where they’ll just force-feed you their Glock and throw your corpse into a lye pit in the woods.

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    • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why bother disposing of the corpse when they can just tell the media you were resisting arrest. Interesting fact: corpses can’t press charges.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “wait I have razor blades in my pockets. They were on clearance…”

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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thats n shitpost, thats an great idea :D

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe a bag of super glue too and be sure to puncture or slap it before they search you.

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• HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That seems dangerous, keep them in a sheath or something.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That doesn’t sound very effective though

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hmmm, maybe reinforced pockets?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  is this one of those dialectical things because these are jimmies here

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