Grass
@Grass@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Deluxe poppy seed cake 2 weeks ago:
this looks kinda bad either way…
- Comment on Literally shitposting 2 weeks ago:
the cat’s face just kills me. like “me too my dude”
- Comment on Global Spelling Bee 2 weeks ago:
Its neat but I can’t read most of these
- Comment on Giant Drake ice sculpture in downtown Toronto is getting hosed down because fans were lighting fires to melt it. 2 weeks ago:
Oh. that drake…
- Comment on Future 2 weeks ago:
I miss the one at my old apartment that was combined wash and dry. I could toss stuff in at 4, eat breakfast, fuck off for work, come back and its all washed and dried with no sitting there all day wet smell.
- Comment on Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' 2 weeks ago:
I wanted to like it. I really wanted it to resolve all of my issues with botw and allow me to forgive the unresolvable ones.
I put hours in and all I get is the feeling of putting 80 bucks in a single pull on slot machine that takes several days or weeks to show that I lost it all, but I watched a couple of cool video clips while it was spinning.
if it wasn’t clear, the cool video clips represent the parts of the game that I liked.
- Comment on Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' 2 weeks ago:
It was utterly inexcusable when it came out as in at the time of its release, as well as when it came out as in the year they released a game not up to modern standards. Ignoring that modern standards have been declining…
Anyway one of my friends gave me shit for saying that so I’ll try to find time to see what it’s like now. What blows my mind is ‘update’ or ‘patch’ in the same sentence as a bethesda title without ‘unofficial community’ and/or ‘mod’ but apparently they even patched out out of bounds shop inventories you can just take. I would have expected paid mods and an anniversary edition that is a new full priced release but not that. I hope they reduced the amount of loading too.
- Comment on Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' 2 weeks ago:
It was amazing yes. It had a few cutscenes that were excellent and anyone with any investment in the series would get pumped. Mechanics feel nearly perfect and not many games come close. And a number of other things, I’m sure you know them all.
But I will still never forgive Nintendo. They hate plot so much that continuity is nearly outright forbidden. I almost felt actual pain from the visual world building cues that were not only not expanded upon but many outright deleted. I want to play a game again and find new things I never noticed before, not find more things that were erased without any explanation or hint as to why. Don’t just leave me hanging with not only generic NPCs with low effort models forgetting me, but the guy that built my house after bringing him a literal entire forest too? It could have been a plot element or have a hint that it was time travel related and it would have been cool, but I cant help but feel like Nintendo is just building in a fuck you to the people that like analysing the lore or exploring the map looking for history clues.
Then the almost word for word duplicate cutscenes, the “oops all tutorial” trial chambers, being able to nearly effortlessly cheese everything with recall, the sheer volume of trials and koroks with largely disappointing returns on both, and I think even hestu forgets you now that I think about it, and the overall feel was just not quite there compared to botw.
Some things felt like they were made to accomodate people that hadn’t played BotW, but others seemed like they were made for people born before computers existed while ignoring that such a person couldn’t be expected to play a game more complicated than pong. Or trying to account for far too many incompatible edge cases and missing the mark on all of them. And inheriting the design mindset that led to the poor choices in the Oot and MM 3ds remakes.Anyway I felt betrayed after BotW got my hopes up. Nintendo made my childhood then shat on it like my dad turned maga. I’m bitter and angry about it.
- Comment on Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' 2 weeks ago:
I bitch about live stream games? When? And “good” was simply using the same word as you in an attempt to maintain some semblance of continuity in discussion which was apparently meaningless since you seem incapable of that, since the me in your head apparently gets bonus dialogue lines nobody else gets to see
- Comment on Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' 2 weeks ago:
The words before the list gave me the impression that the list was not meant to be just live service free games but good ones. If it’s meant to be just a list of big releases then sure. Intent and tone don’t always convey well over the internet.
- Comment on Stop Killing Games delivers 'absolutely incredible' hearing in European Parliament: 'There was no [parliament member] that wasn't responding positively' 2 weeks ago:
I haven’t played all of those games but given the ones that I have, I’m reluctant to accept totk in that list, and offended by starfield
- Comment on klown show 6 x-treme 2 weeks ago:
yeah that’s way cleaner. Student me would have used it just to not be using photoshop or ms paint
- Comment on Valve Uploads Steam Controller Unboxing Video, Launch Imminent 2 weeks ago:
if it flopslike the previous one, but I’m not counting on it considering I didn’t like steam controller 1 but I absolutely love steam deck controls and have been wanting this controller to exist since I first used the deck
- Comment on klown show 6 x-treme 2 weeks ago:
Should have at least been GNUIMP. Maybe people would have used it.
- Comment on klown show 6 x-treme 2 weeks ago:
Things don’t have to be named after things to sound offensive to people if they have phonetically the same name.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Damn. I needed this like 20 years ago
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 3 weeks ago:
This literally happened 2 houses down from my childhood home. And I’m the moron…
I expected the dog worshippers/owner apologists though. People defended the dog and the owners at the time too, but the school parents association led to them being shunned by the whole neighborhood until facebook had existed long enough to be a maga/conspiracy/etc echo chamber then they became full of themselves but the dog died by then and the friends of the girl that got bitten tp’d and silly stringed their house for years.
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 3 weeks ago:
made us better:
neighbour’s dog bites girl delivering newspaper and they just drag the dog in, lock the door, and don’t respond. police say they can’t do anything.
- Comment on I might shit my pants just a little if I saw this 3 weeks ago:
Cursed. I love it. Even if someone did get it it would be well earned too.
- Comment on Open Carry Loophole 3 weeks ago:
john wick if john wick dies in the intro
- Comment on Teenis 3 weeks ago:
but what about my little schmibble
- Comment on Teenis 3 weeks ago:
“your honour, if it pleases the court, I would like to [redacted]”
- Comment on People assume I can't speak Welsh because I'm not white 3 weeks ago:
I don’t assume anyone can speak Welsh. I’ve never even heard any.
- Comment on Man charged with using newly banned phrases in Queensland tries to argue law 'insane' 3 weeks ago:
everyone in power supporting isreal is in the the unreleased portion of the 14tb. the videos.
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 3 weeks ago:
wasn’t woke used as a slang for denoting good things in the past?
- Comment on Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat. 4 weeks ago:
I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet
- Comment on Huge if true 4 weeks ago:
huck a molotov at that shit. It just might work
- Comment on Suck it 4 weeks ago:
It has indeed been over a hundred years since I have seen someone perform that gesture
- Comment on Orthopedics 4 weeks ago:
thanks for making me snort and cough tea all over my keyboard iguess
- Comment on we're cooked 4 weeks ago:
I need this to be real