Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck you made me think about that damned comic again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you can’t cheat on a blow up doll. solo play is not cheating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  are you smarter than a 5th grader an ai prompter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game is a guilty pleasure of yours?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tons of bugs. Rereleased on every platform. Zero fixes. Special editions fix nothing of note either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Addresses Steam Machine Anti-Cheat Concerns, Says It's Working Towards Support⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have this feeling that even if valve makes it work, rootkit anticheat devs will push updates that intentionally make it not work again. Probably with more claims like the majority of cheaters being linux users

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One hour into Gears 5 and I feel its a lot better than 4⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  is there an achievement for getting 5000000000 kils in multiplayer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahh, my good friend water pressure.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i thought it was a cat hanging off the bowl from the thumbnail and was disappointed after clicking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. citizen told "you have no rights" during immigration arrest speaks out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s literally the link at the top of this thread. I don’t always read the article either, since a bunch of the paywall blockers stopped working for me but usually unattributed quotes are from the link at the top

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly same⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what do they say if you see all of them as ink spills mirrored in ms paint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also pretty poor, with shitty health care coverage...am I getting warm?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what in the actual fuck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  do those count? they look squishy and non-fossilizable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what in the actual fuck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure none of the currently living dinosaurs have horns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s a bit late in the game to be making idiotic claims but I guess the default state for corpos is being out of touch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed the cunt part was to tie in her bizarre candles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks Silksong is problematic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Freshflies fly around the room in straight lines until they hit a wall, at which point they change direction. They deal damage on contact and explode when defeated, dealing additional damage in a radius to both Hornet and other enemies.

  yeah, it’s literally considering them pests like we would real flies except they explode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3-bean soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  weren’t coffee and vanilla both not beans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to update your bingo cards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  so in the end who was lying, the driver or the lab or the article writer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piping mouse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It could be. Some crows and ravens and keas will just walk in snow like it’s dirt. I’ve seen chickens just going about normally in the snow too, but most parrots other than the kea probably can’t handle it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the windows 8 start menu as a device?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piping mouse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  my conure loves ice cream cone hold. he will try to pull my hand until I do it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon escapes from work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  who said anything about a window? even the original green said roof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon escapes from work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m certain I could easily jump farther than the net even if there was a fence around the top

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just that extra bit of rage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  bottom one is the default state for shaw/rogers in vancouver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of the older old dudes I’ve worked with used to. I actually convinced one of the avocado toast whiners he was wrong based on bar cost now and back in his day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or two generations...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  damn it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  smells bad to me. just the typical american grocery store kind though. in countries where they have every other banana they actually smell great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do it cowards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  does it photo the tip of the dick and balls dangling dangerously close to the piss and shit water?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was I thinking?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  literally the one thing I can do, but I have battery pumps where you set the psi and fuck off until its done, and it works for bike and car without leaking if I forget about it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was I thinking?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  so relatable lol