Grass
@Grass@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 1 week ago:
can they even patent that? its already a thing that made it to production on at least one brand that sells in north america and another two or more in china
- Comment on Bethesda Gifts Everybody in the Skyblivion Mod Team a Copy of Oblivion Remastered 1 week ago:
sounds PR stunt-y
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?
- Comment on Sell the sizzle, not the quake 5 weeks ago:
if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis
- Comment on Inside arXiv—the Most Transformative Platform in All of Science 5 weeks ago:
I don’t like the name. sounds like something elon would change it to if it was named something else
- Comment on What's the problem sweetie? You've barely touched your eggsicle 5 weeks ago:
frozen plain gelatin. though that would likely be more opaque from ice crystals
- Comment on but what happened to logsday? 5 weeks ago:
when they killed harambe we switched worldlines but some bits and pieces got left behind. I don’t remember logsday but I think about berenstain vs bernstein all the time. I suppose this is also the choice of Bernstein’s Gate
- Comment on Disappointing coyote attack 5 weeks ago:
I gotchu 1000017403
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 5 weeks ago:
either kuru toga, or a zebra one I had for a long time before an exchange student gave me the kuru togas
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 5 weeks ago:
I never use integrated erasers apart from emergency like my standalome eraser got launched out of the test room and the staff won’t get it for me. Or for wood pencils when they are unusable for writing I’ll save them as erasers. I just hate having partial erasers or stuck half erasers in mechanical pencils.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 1 month ago:
oh it absolutely was lol. I made it in grade 7 or 8 when a relative retired and my parents took his tools
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 1 month ago:
pens can’t even write more than a couple letters on a wall and even less on an overhead surface. imagine my absolute disappointment when I built a custom over bed upside down desk only for my pen collection to be unusable
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III 1 month ago:
I thought this was ai generated until I actually saw the popcorn
- Comment on Are old people usually attracted to other old people? 1 month ago:
at least you aren’t 60 and only find people under 15 attractive
- Comment on New Microsoft 365 Phishing Scam Tricks Users Into Calling Fake Support 1 month ago:
that’s not new. this one has been around wearing different skins since the dawn of online advertisements, maybe even since the internet at all
- Comment on Far-left French MEP demands return of the Statue of Liberty as the US no longer stands for its values 1 month ago:
perfect for people to dream about the symbolic gesture of toppling it after they shoot him through the skull, but only in a dream because the only ones willing to riot and take up arms are the ones allied with him even while he actively fucks them over.
- Comment on Inching closer to the grave every day 1 month ago:
just wait until you’re 34 and feel 68
- Comment on Just asking 1 month ago:
weren’t maga campaigners handing out little cum tubs? they gotta scoop it from somewhere
- Comment on Studio Ghibli's "Princess Mononoke" is being remastered in 4K and re-released in IMAX on March 26th 1 month ago:
if anyone goes to see it, let me know if it’s noticably bettee
- Comment on What someone's doing to X right now 1 month ago:
my brother
- Comment on What someone's doing to X right now 1 month ago:
back when displays like this had internet we used to ddos things we didn’t like from every internet connected pc seller in town
- Comment on Just sayin’ bro 1 month ago:
relatable
- Comment on Just sayin’ bro 1 month ago:
I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons…
- Comment on Acorns! 1 month ago:
i guess woodpeckers don’t get trypophobia
- Comment on Fresh Bamboo 1 month ago:
I think I’ll pass on the watching part but the rest sounds like a perfect event for a grand old party
- Comment on Wanda and Cosmo 1 month ago:
this show was fairly unhinged
- Comment on Anon downloads a game 1 month ago:
oh man. back in school we made a lot of dumb shit like this. friend got a box of 128mb usb sticks with erroneous branding and we put autorun ‘viruses’ that just spammed popups, opened the cd drive, played weird sounds, etc.
same day as we left them in various places in the school there was an announcement not to use “fake usb sticks” found in the building because they have viruses
- Comment on answer me, gregory 1 month ago:
fuck now egregious will always be pronounced egregious in my mind
- Comment on This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting. 1 month ago:
then you have say something along the lines of “sorry about that” and they are obligated to respond along the lines of “don’t worry about it”, then here is where I forget what the topic was with both people because my deteriorating mind does nothing but fail me these days.
- Comment on This celling ruined my day. 2 months ago:
its there even a single standard tile in that thing?