Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s all shit we are taught. In highschool there was a brother and sister in the grade above me that were notoriously very clingy with each other and their parents didn’t let them take sex ed because that class needed parental sign off and the bible was the only teacher they needed or some stupid shit. Anyway they were seen fucking in the storage room when extra chairs were needed for an event.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep it off please!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would probably actually play horse gacha if it was just horses. non-anime-girl, non-furry, just real horses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I freaked out and looked it up and it seems like its only american chestnut that is critically endangered and european chestnut, which is most likely the one the honey I have tried was made from, is least concern.

  This is probably why I never heard of chestnut honey before going to europe and why even if you can find some here it’s imported.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish, except kinda not really because chestnuts are gross. Back when I worked in a grocery store chestnuts were a decidedly rare item to see people buying too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  try making a loaf of bread with like 6-12 tbsp of chestnut honey, specifically chestnut. Eat some fresh but let it cool and toast it after. It goes with everything and it smells amazing. I eat it with ice cream for an unparalleled ice cream sandwich that make those store bought bricks look and taste like dirt in comparison.

  It’s crazy because chestnut honey smells and tastes kinda not food like IMO. Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose. Not saying I’ve done that but that’s just the image I have in my head from trying chestnut honey on its own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixed it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to see what this wold look like applied to a character editor but then I never want to see it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hostile design: sink⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yes let’s wet our hands with basin splashback water, smear it all over, splash some back down, and let it culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨relatable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  all panels migraine and an extra one that says “6 hours after my shift has gone by without me realizing even though work called me every half hour” and its a stressed out face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this accurate, Canadians?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the real drug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh… I would have imagined a falling person would rip the rivets right out of the fabric and have part of the frame go up their ass, killing them even harder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JPEG is pronounced Jay-Fegg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  jippedge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer bed off the ground at least a bit but it’s still better than homeless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  or socks and sandals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam :: About the New York Attorney General lawsuit against Valve⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh yes please delete all the analogue gambling for children too. make it something everyone has to follow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spoopy figs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  not if they have trypophobia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so cozy 🐟⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  idk I see this and think of that kakopo video with the line “you’re being shagged by a rare parrot”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk… the manga natsume yuujinchou and also mieruko-chan left me with the feeling that its generally best to ignore things only you can see and not to draw attention from such entities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catnip wore off⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this happens a lot with eternity but I forgot my log in details and have been too lazy to recover and try anything else even though I’ve been meaning to for so long now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  when even was this? I occasionally hear about jnco jeans but I have no recollection of ever actually seeing people dress like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It makes me shudder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only ever heard the term(?) used by people with whatever aspergers is being called these days. They used it to refer primarily to themselves. It’s only 3 people though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox chief Phil Spencer is leaving Microsoft⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe the woman is actually AI as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨L shows off his investigative prowess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  or kamiya because the name is probably written in kanji not kana

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  old gets younger every generation. My dad became arthritic and unable to work a decade earlier than my grandpa and I’m looking like I’ll be out of comission two earlier than my dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government on track to lower minimum age for train drivers to 18 in Great Britain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  hold on… those aren’t automated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im curious what they will come up with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  lol ive never seen this version of the mining meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨London stabbing rates vs X posts about London crime⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s the point. Like they don’t care about the actual stats and just say whatever they want for clicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games that have now or will be turned 40, 30, 20 and 10 years old as of 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know these kinds of posts absolutely mummify me but I read them anyway…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easier or Harder | Litterbox Comics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  man sucks to be a tiny ostrich but lay big ostritch size eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A gourmet meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  pff. don’t even have jlates, jlasses and jutlery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Booby Dance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  wait, it’s all butt stuff? 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀