Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨L shows off his investigative prowess⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  or kamiya because the name is probably written in kanji not kana

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  old gets younger every generation. My dad became arthritic and unable to work a decade earlier than my grandpa and I’m looking like I’ll be out of comission two earlier than my dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government on track to lower minimum age for train drivers to 18 in Great Britain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hold on… those aren’t automated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im curious what they will come up with⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol ive never seen this version of the mining meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨London stabbing rates vs X posts about London crime⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s the point. Like they don’t care about the actual stats and just say whatever they want for clicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games that have now or will be turned 40, 30, 20 and 10 years old as of 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know these kinds of posts absolutely mummify me but I read them anyway…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easier or Harder | Litterbox Comics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  man sucks to be a tiny ostrich but lay big ostritch size eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A gourmet meal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pff. don’t even have jlates, jlasses and jutlery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Booby Dance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wait, it’s all butt stuff? 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural laxative⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  already did. It was actually like 2.5-3 years ago, I still haven’t unpacked everything and have deluded myself into thinking I just got here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural laxative⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a ceiling spider infestation last year. it sucked. so many face spiders with web

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  man what a bad time to be a foil company in Eppstein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the choice of Berenstein’s Gate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai generated logo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  last year the cheapest I could find for a logo with a few revisions included was listed as 40 but came out to like 110 cad with fees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai generated logo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cheapest I could find for a logo with a few revisions included was listed as 40 but came out to like 110 cad with fees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JEANS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  now all we need is a fully denim jorse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits New York⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  come on guys it’s been a day and a bit… I only click on these to see how it gets explained as fake and gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers wins lawsuit against Colorado. Judge claims there is no evidence that gas stoves cause or contribute to health issues⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In vancouver people love them even though gas is expensive as fuck here. I have a single portable burner that can use cans or hose connect to gas plumbing that I use once every two years to cook with a wok but other than that even my electric coil stove is preferred but I miss the induction stove from my old place and the absolute sorcery that it was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer is for GIRLS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  fermented herbal tea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ah yes, the ones that I never understood how anyone could like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I only scrolled enough to see the tip befoee feeling like I would throw up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wham blam alacazam⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  hit him in the penussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  kinda like seeing semana santa and beating up people for looking like klansmen? sure the similarity is there but it’s a high tier of being dumb as fuck. Who the fuck hasn’t heard of furries in this day and age?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually only became able to eat them at age 26-27. One day they just didn’t taste like shit any more. Several other thibgs too, but still not brussel sprouts which just taste like dirty dishes or dishes left on a drying rack that have been splashed while washing other things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat white onions only if they are fully caramelized and dissolved into something, and red onions only raw. Peppers have to be spicy or I can’t eat them. That’s the weird one, I have no problem with the taste or anything but I just can’t swallow them its like my throat is trying to squish a rock or something. If it’s blended into something like hummus its fine though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yaoi or Yuri, chat?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  if that plant is real and actually named that then the person that named it knew what they were doing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck you made me think about that damned comic again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you can’t cheat on a blow up doll. solo play is not cheating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  are you smarter than a 5th grader an ai prompter