Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A gourmet meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  pff. don’t even have jlates, jlasses and jutlery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Booby Dance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  wait, it’s all butt stuff? 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural laxative⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  already did. It was actually like 2.5-3 years ago, I still haven’t unpacked everything and have deluded myself into thinking I just got here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural laxative⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a ceiling spider infestation last year. it sucked. so many face spiders with web

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  man what a bad time to be a foil company in Eppstein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the choice of Berenstein’s Gate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai generated logo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  last year the cheapest I could find for a logo with a few revisions included was listed as 40 but came out to like 110 cad with fees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai generated logo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  cheapest I could find for a logo with a few revisions included was listed as 40 but came out to like 110 cad with fees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JEANS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  now all we need is a fully denim jorse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits New York⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  come on guys it’s been a day and a bit… I only click on these to see how it gets explained as fake and gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Association of Home Appliance Manufacturers wins lawsuit against Colorado. Judge claims there is no evidence that gas stoves cause or contribute to health issues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In vancouver people love them even though gas is expensive as fuck here. I have a single portable burner that can use cans or hose connect to gas plumbing that I use once every two years to cook with a wok but other than that even my electric coil stove is preferred but I miss the induction stove from my old place and the absolute sorcery that it was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer is for GIRLS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fermented herbal tea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ah yes, the ones that I never understood how anyone could like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only scrolled enough to see the tip befoee feeling like I would throw up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wham blam alacazam⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hit him in the penussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  kinda like seeing semana santa and beating up people for looking like klansmen? sure the similarity is there but it’s a high tier of being dumb as fuck. Who the fuck hasn’t heard of furries in this day and age?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually only became able to eat them at age 26-27. One day they just didn’t taste like shit any more. Several other thibgs too, but still not brussel sprouts which just taste like dirty dishes or dishes left on a drying rack that have been splashed while washing other things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat white onions only if they are fully caramelized and dissolved into something, and red onions only raw. Peppers have to be spicy or I can’t eat them. That’s the weird one, I have no problem with the taste or anything but I just can’t swallow them its like my throat is trying to squish a rock or something. If it’s blended into something like hummus its fine though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yaoi or Yuri, chat?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if that plant is real and actually named that then the person that named it knew what they were doing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck you made me think about that damned comic again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  you can’t cheat on a blow up doll. solo play is not cheating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  are you smarter than a 5th grader an ai prompter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game is a guilty pleasure of yours?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tons of bugs. Rereleased on every platform. Zero fixes. Special editions fix nothing of note either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Addresses Steam Machine Anti-Cheat Concerns, Says It's Working Towards Support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have this feeling that even if valve makes it work, rootkit anticheat devs will push updates that intentionally make it not work again. Probably with more claims like the majority of cheaters being linux users

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One hour into Gears 5 and I feel its a lot better than 4⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  is there an achievement for getting 5000000000 kils in multiplayer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahh, my good friend water pressure.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i thought it was a cat hanging off the bowl from the thumbnail and was disappointed after clicking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. citizen told "you have no rights" during immigration arrest speaks out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s literally the link at the top of this thread. I don’t always read the article either, since a bunch of the paywall blockers stopped working for me but usually unattributed quotes are from the link at the top

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly same⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what do they say if you see all of them as ink spills mirrored in ms paint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also pretty poor, with shitty health care coverage...am I getting warm?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck