Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Playing Outside Simulator coming 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  call it playing outside before the 90s simulator and I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favorite 1000+ hour games?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  nothing will ever top my smash bros melee hours. I could start now and I simply wouldn’t be able to do it even if I picked the game I already have the next most hours in. I am also entirely unlikely to add any hours to melee, but it still wouldn’t be feasible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld Developer Reveals The Pokémon Patents Nintendo Claims It's Violating⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah now its brutal for anyone trying to make a living and excellent for anyone who already inherited a living and has more money than they could use in multiple lifetimes. I’d hate to go back to when it was just brutal for anyone trying to make a living.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  oof, this one hits the hardest yet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The man who took in orphaned Peanut the squirrel says it’s 'surreal' officials euthanized his pet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  he had the thing for 7 years. if it had rabies it would have died already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my new head canon is that tigers are so fed up with asiatic wild dogs that they started calling them d holes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux hits exactly 2% user share on the October 2024 Steam Survey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just converted my other brother the other day. atomic distros are great when you are the family tech support guy. Made an ssh only user on all the family computers so I can remotely deal with most of their problems without having to actually touch it or remember their login details.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not pictured: a flat of eggs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  do any brands make allsorts that actually taste like or have real licorice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes their dog for a walk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I’m grass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The great outdoors⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You made me think of physically disabled people using a… hammock…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X gon' give it to ya⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh my fuck. is his goofy jump supposed to be another x?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BeReal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  never heard about this app, but where do you have to live to get cigarette ads at all? I’m pretty sure we made that illegal in canada and I never saw any while travelling either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Op, Op op op⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so painfully stupid but I can’t help but chuckle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ouch my texicles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wait is domicile a real word? I always thought it was some made up thing sovcits put in their fantasy legalese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please don't crash. Please don't crash. Please don't crash.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  is it stupidity?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suggestions? Games that won't make me feel alone?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pawns were so dumb but weirdly endearing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NUT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  this is the way.

  or just eat them, they are weirdly addictive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Director Claims "Non-Decent Humans" Are Wishing For Company's Demise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  takes one to know one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any game with a forced stealth section needs to have it as a warning so you know not to buy crap.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thats literally the second easiest stealth section in the past 2 decades of gaming.

  There are some out there that are actually so infuriatingly bad due to shitty programming and npc noticing you is rng and skill isn’t an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hai!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  now we just need someone to edit a carpet cleaner into the first one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starfield: Shattered Space - Official Launch Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess shattered horizon was already taken and dead…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my hole!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a high quality meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LOVE BIRD NAMES⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  this reminds me…

  I feel like some time ago I saw something about some kind of birds being referred to as nugs, but searching that gave me anything other than birds. I’ve been puzzled over if that is actually a name for a type of bird, or someone’s nickname for their birds, or if I just hit my head too many times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmmm 😈⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could have sworn I watched this but I don’t remember the plot of the movie, let alone whatever this is. I feel like the only thing I remember from it was him telling the girl to make him different cookies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨29 games are getting delisted from GOG⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  literally nothing. Most of the “repacks” I have seen are made from the gog release.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After 20+ years, Dole has returned to Super Monkey Ball⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ads targeting the younger generation of gamers that doesn’t know what they have done?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[OC] We Have Homelander and Stormfront at Home...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  infinitely more revolting which is an impressively high hurdle yet here we are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld faces the difficult choice of whether to become a live-service game or stay buy-to-play, PocketPair’s CEO says⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  no line must go up, only up, up now and up tomorrow and the days after too. fire all the devs too, paying them makes line go down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games industry layoffs not the result of corporate greed and those affected should "drive an Uber", says ex-Sony president⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can all these execs just fuck off and die already? Or at the very least never say anything, at all. Ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black mold growing on the dispensers at my local McDonald's⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  just piut on lab goggles, douse it in and out with hot water mixed with sodium hydroxide, put a sign up that says “do not touch, guaranteed caustic burns”, and fuck off and feign ignorance.