Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pocket knife⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “wait I have razor blades in my pockets. They were on clearance…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  like literally a turn this into even more ewaste button?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take out a huge loan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  meanwhile I make poor choices and do fuck all and the bank keeps offering me loans and cc limit increases until I begged them to stop twice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  the chain smoking and hard drugs of video game’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Krafton slams ex-Subnautica 2 execs — who now say they’re suing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and welcome to the jam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plant Slurs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  oh I’ve only grown vine beans. The ones I have that were originally smuggled when all the invasive species were brought in grow easily 10+ feet high and any I can’t reach are left to dry on the vine at the end of the season and the poles are toppled to grab them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plant Slurs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  what the hell is a bean field? also beans are great with corn they climb the stalks, also have squash, then boom you have the so called three sisters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lacey’s macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really don't want to talk about our problems⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  therapy might get covered but costs money somewhere along the way. it might also lose you a job for ‘unrelated’ reasons.

  you presumably get paid while lost at sea if you are part of the crew

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doctor Debates⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I’d know…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this was me back when I had hour plus commute just one way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy devouring the artist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fermented soy bean I believe, but you rot/ferment any legume it will smell about the same. gets stretchystickyslimegoop that is too much for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy devouring the artist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not an art history type but I’m pretty sure he was a before I was born type painter. what did he do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy devouring the artist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  heard of natto?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a tragedeigh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually love when a new overspelled name comes out. It gives me more fuel for when I screw up peoples names from the short form. Jessleigh, Jessifer, Jessbinder, Jessolomew, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RDR2 on Fedora 42 stuck in borderless windowed, can’t force fullscreen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  damn the launcher is apparently also their drm platform and not skippable. that’s pretty shitty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RDR2 on Fedora 42 stuck in borderless windowed, can’t force fullscreen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  is there a reason not to use gamescope? Have you tried proton forks like ge or tkg? also have you checked protondb for anyone having the same problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Us?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got a bunch of stainless bottles from the lost and found that gets put out for staff after several months before being donated. I don’t buy plastic water bottles to not give money to the industry but honestly more just to not increase my already high blood plastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it too much to ask for??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  shit… too much internet moment but I literally just woke up…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even in android Microsoft is still trying to get you to use edge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “recommended by microsoft” kills me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  one of my friends would always say “no homo but blablablah… ok maybe a decent amount homo” and I swear everyone started saying similar stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No homo but I was going to say something like this if you didn’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First/notable 3D games where you could dive below water (and walk on land)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  subnautica still scares the shit out of me. I went back to get the last couole achievements in the original and below zero but something about the original is just more scary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the backthrooms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that anyone would even have the thought of “killer steam deck game” amazes me. It’s just a pc. You can run literally every game in existence that doesn’t require a top of the line nvidia card as a minimum, have rootkit anti cheat, or is still exclusive to yet un-emulated console.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  good production quality… *looks at workbench with 12 cubbies of drifting joycons queued for unoficcial repair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These captchas are getting ridiculous⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I made a typo that wasn’t in a generated image so prpbably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These captchas are getting ridiculous⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to hit anyone that uses his kind of dumb shit woth a nail bat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨boy u nasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m always amazed at animals that are just doing their instinctive thing but its just so extra

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  wouldn’t be the worst pizza I’ve tried