Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there anything my girlfriend and I have to consider when traveling to America based on our skin differences?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  if they are at least multi millionaires and good at knowing which asses to kiss they will be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just realized after 3 years that my Bidet gets the back of my ball sack wet.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  do you dry off? if its gettitng dried off anyway… but if you don’t and also found no discomfort in wearing clothes while wet… unless you don’t do that either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chees soda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not happy that this was my first thought from seeing the can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just don't understand⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had one room in my old house where the line wasnt stapled to the framing and was able to bind them together and pull it through at the other end. the rest were stapled

  current house I can run them through the attic and down the inside of the walls but the attic is full of rat shit and I can’t motivate myself even with hazmat suit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First time I'm here!!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  when I was a kid the circles I saw from the plane window really bothered me and nobody could tell me what they were. we didn’t even have dial up when I first saw them so looking them up was hard without knowing what they are called.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crab lyfe⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  pure gold lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So why did we stop worshiping the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  praise the sun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH - PC Features Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  nah everyone should just get a 5090 or something. this is what the gaming endistry has settled on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what was the last game you played in 2024?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  god of war ragnarok. it will be the first of 2025 too while I finish off the berserkers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Mean They Did Warn You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess its like ironically witnessing something but without the irony…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bon appetit.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate it when people say shit like “a unique twist on pasta” like there aren’t already millions of ‘unique twists’. Humans have already put everything on pasta and pasta in everything.

  Or another one I encounter too often “my own special [recipe/method/style/etc]” and the secret ingredient is… its just bad. no secret just bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter launches in fall 2025 worldwide for PS5, Switch, and PC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean Horizon zero dawn remaster does look better and supposedly fixes some other stuff like janky script flow, but I still wouldn’t. Maybe for newcomers to the series.

  I haven’t played this but I would imagine it’s just as anime style as it looks, in which case why even. Unless there were major flaws that should have been fixed in an update rather than a remake, and/or loads of new content that should have just been a dlc, I can’t see much merit in a new version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to turn the car to a flying car⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  meanwhile I’m sketched out by the tires on my uncles old road bike that say max 90 psi wheras mine say like 20 or so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outer Worlds 2 no longer exclusive to Xbox, is now coming to PS5 – WGB⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With huge delay where it should be discounted by release but they tret it like brand new, maybe a mediocre texture enhancment fans could have done better and calling it remasteted, then with the forced useless psn log in…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Last of Us Part II Remastered PC Announcement Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it only took how long? did a non remastered part 1 make it to pc or was that also remaster only on pc? I played the part 1 on console but not part 2, should I replay 1 before 2? Is there much you are expected to remember?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to be attractive⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess if nothing else he probably wouldn’t be in the “wiping your asshole is gay” crew or that would presumably be ineffective

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The greater good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoot him before the train runs him over?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indiana Jones and the Great Circle - Review Thread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had this thought that game devs should plant killswitches in their games so if they get mass lay offs the game just stops working displaying messages presented as being from the parent company that tell the user they are banned, and for the most idiotic reasons.

  Realistically though if the game is successful by any metric a hacker or dataminer will find it first or it will be abused in some other way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indiana Jones and the Great Circle - Review Thread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So its actually good? Honestly surprised. The devs haven’t been canned either?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favorite "gotta go in blind" games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I could go in blind on stardew and it’s in the family library…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chrome’s New War: Killing Ad Blockers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally told people to expect this if they keep using chrome and now they are in disbelief, more so when I send them the screen cap of me telling them to expect it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨her favourite colour is blue :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  big same, no homo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Playing Outside Simulator coming 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  call it playing outside before the 90s simulator and I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favorite 1000+ hour games?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nothing will ever top my smash bros melee hours. I could start now and I simply wouldn’t be able to do it even if I picked the game I already have the next most hours in. I am also entirely unlikely to add any hours to melee, but it still wouldn’t be feasible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld Developer Reveals The Pokémon Patents Nintendo Claims It's Violating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah now its brutal for anyone trying to make a living and excellent for anyone who already inherited a living and has more money than they could use in multiple lifetimes. I’d hate to go back to when it was just brutal for anyone trying to make a living.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oof, this one hits the hardest yet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The man who took in orphaned Peanut the squirrel says it’s 'surreal' officials euthanized his pet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  he had the thing for 7 years. if it had rabies it would have died already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  my new head canon is that tigers are so fed up with asiatic wild dogs that they started calling them d holes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux hits exactly 2% user share on the October 2024 Steam Survey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just converted my other brother the other day. atomic distros are great when you are the family tech support guy. Made an ssh only user on all the family computers so I can remotely deal with most of their problems without having to actually touch it or remember their login details.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not pictured: a flat of eggs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  do any brands make allsorts that actually taste like or have real licorice?