Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Year of our Lord 1195⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  .tapestry and .stainedglass made me chuckle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  oh man. the number of things I remember like I just did them. things I’ve even been foriven for by the affected person. I’d tell you to try not to worry about it but I can’t even do that myself.

  If nothing else I think its normal enough. Try not to do things while exhausted though, that can be dangerous. Safety first, and second.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heheheh my secret door of secret knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always wanted a door to nothing in particular with a triple deadbolt eye scan and pinpad access but its all for show just so people wonder what’s in there and really you just tap a card to unlock it all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I called them string snibbets when I was little

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘AI is already eating its own’: Prompt engineering is quickly going extinct⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and the tack on reddit trick has fallen to a fraction of it’s former usefulness

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Circle of iLife⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  can they even patent that? its already a thing that made it to production on at least one brand that sells in north america and another two or more in china

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda Gifts Everybody in the Skyblivion Mod Team a Copy of Oblivion Remastered⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sounds PR stunt-y

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sell the sizzle, not the quake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside arXiv—the Most Transformative Platform in All of Science⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like the name. sounds like something elon would change it to if it was named something else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the problem sweetie? You've barely touched your eggsicle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  frozen plain gelatin. though that would likely be more opaque from ice crystals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨but what happened to logsday?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  when they killed harambe we switched worldlines but some bits and pieces got left behind. I don’t remember logsday but I think about berenstain vs bernstein all the time. I suppose this is also the choice of Bernstein’s Gate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotchu 1000017403

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  either kuru toga, or a zebra one I had for a long time before an exchange student gave me the kuru togas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I never use integrated erasers apart from emergency like my standalome eraser got launched out of the test room and the staff won’t get it for me. Or for wood pencils when they are unusable for writing I’ll save them as erasers. I just hate having partial erasers or stuck half erasers in mechanical pencils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh it absolutely was lol. I made it in grade 7 or 8 when a relative retired and my parents took his tools

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  pens can’t even write more than a couple letters on a wall and even less on an overhead surface. imagine my absolute disappointment when I built a custom over bed upside down desk only for my pen collection to be unusable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was ai generated until I actually saw the popcorn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are old people usually attracted to other old people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  at least you aren’t 60 and only find people under 15 attractive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Microsoft 365 Phishing Scam Tricks Users Into Calling Fake Support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s not new. this one has been around wearing different skins since the dawn of online advertisements, maybe even since the internet at all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Far-left French MEP demands return of the Statue of Liberty as the US no longer stands for its values⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  perfect for people to dream about the symbolic gesture of toppling it after they shoot him through the skull, but only in a dream because the only ones willing to riot and take up arms are the ones allied with him even while he actively fucks them over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  just wait until you’re 34 and feel 68

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just asking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  weren’t maga campaigners handing out little cum tubs? they gotta scoop it from somewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Studio Ghibli's "Princess Mononoke" is being remastered in 4K and re-released in IMAX on March 26th⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  if anyone goes to see it, let me know if it’s noticably bettee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What someone's doing to X right now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  my brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What someone's doing to X right now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  back when displays like this had internet we used to ddos things we didn’t like from every internet connected pc seller in town

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just sayin’ bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  relatable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just sayin’ bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acorns!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i guess woodpeckers don’t get trypophobia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh Bamboo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’ll pass on the watching part but the rest sounds like a perfect event for a grand old party