Grass

@Grass@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why not⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  oh hey isn’t that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sell the sizzle, not the quake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside arXiv—the Most Transformative Platform in All of Science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like the name. sounds like something elon would change it to if it was named something else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the problem sweetie? You've barely touched your eggsicle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  frozen plain gelatin. though that would likely be more opaque from ice crystals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨but what happened to logsday?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  when they killed harambe we switched worldlines but some bits and pieces got left behind. I don’t remember logsday but I think about berenstain vs bernstein all the time. I suppose this is also the choice of Bernstein’s Gate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointing coyote attack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotchu 1000017403

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  either kuru toga, or a zebra one I had for a long time before an exchange student gave me the kuru togas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never use integrated erasers apart from emergency like my standalome eraser got launched out of the test room and the staff won’t get it for me. Or for wood pencils when they are unusable for writing I’ll save them as erasers. I just hate having partial erasers or stuck half erasers in mechanical pencils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh it absolutely was lol. I made it in grade 7 or 8 when a relative retired and my parents took his tools

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pens can’t even write more than a couple letters on a wall and even less on an overhead surface. imagine my absolute disappointment when I built a custom over bed upside down desk only for my pen collection to be unusable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was ai generated until I actually saw the popcorn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are old people usually attracted to other old people?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  at least you aren’t 60 and only find people under 15 attractive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Microsoft 365 Phishing Scam Tricks Users Into Calling Fake Support⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s not new. this one has been around wearing different skins since the dawn of online advertisements, maybe even since the internet at all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Far-left French MEP demands return of the Statue of Liberty as the US no longer stands for its values⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  perfect for people to dream about the symbolic gesture of toppling it after they shoot him through the skull, but only in a dream because the only ones willing to riot and take up arms are the ones allied with him even while he actively fucks them over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  just wait until you’re 34 and feel 68

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just asking⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  weren’t maga campaigners handing out little cum tubs? they gotta scoop it from somewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Studio Ghibli's "Princess Mononoke" is being remastered in 4K and re-released in IMAX on March 26th⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if anyone goes to see it, let me know if it’s noticably bettee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What someone's doing to X right now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What someone's doing to X right now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  back when displays like this had internet we used to ddos things we didn’t like from every internet connected pc seller in town

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just sayin’ bro⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  relatable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just sayin’ bro⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard someone say their boss has more foreskin than foresight and it stuck in my head for a few reasons…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acorns!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i guess woodpeckers don’t get trypophobia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh Bamboo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’ll pass on the watching part but the rest sounds like a perfect event for a grand old party

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanda and Cosmo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this show was fairly unhinged

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon downloads a game⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh man. back in school we made a lot of dumb shit like this. friend got a box of 128mb usb sticks with erroneous branding and we put autorun ‘viruses’ that just spammed popups, opened the cd drive, played weird sounds, etc.

  same day as we left them in various places in the school there was an announcement not to use “fake usb sticks” found in the building because they have viruses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨answer me, gregory⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck now egregious will always be pronounced egregious in my mind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  then you have say something along the lines of “sorry about that” and they are obligated to respond along the lines of “don’t worry about it”, then here is where I forget what the topic was with both people because my deteriorating mind does nothing but fail me these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This celling ruined my day.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  its there even a single standard tile in that thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God of War trilogy remaster announcement set for March 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The history of sony data breaches. Also nobody wants any of those other accounts either, and diablo and overwatch look boring and manipulative as fuck and not everyone plays those. I haven’t touched an ea game since nhl 98 on snes. I wanted to play horizon, god of war, and spiderman and there is no justification for enforcing log in for any of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frogge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  do we have 3d scans of his one? I need to print it as a replacement shell for a pc mouse