bjoern_tantau
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de
- Comment on JEANS 6 hours ago:
Finally!
- Comment on Bounce 18 hours ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Stupid government, subsidising food supply.
- Comment on Standing on a Button for 8 Hours Breaks Portal 2 | Msushi 6 days ago:
As long as they don’t remove the coconut picture…
- Comment on Alchemy is so hot right now. 1 week ago:
I’d really love to travel back in time and first amaze an alchemist that their future colleagues will be able to turn lead into gold. Only to crush them again by explaining that the process is too expensive.
- Comment on Wunscherfüllung 1 week ago:
What do you mean? You can throw a lighted match into a diesel tank and nothing will happen.
- Comment on Wunscherfüllung 1 week ago:
Does it even burn when it’s not under pressure? I know that diesel doesn’t.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 1 week ago:
It’s so strange that nobody did a good music video for that song with scenes from Man of Steel. I always thought that one would fit great. There’s a Smallville one but I don’t like it very much.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 1 week ago:
In Superman The Animated Series Batman (and the Joker) discover that a jade dragon is actually made out of kryptonite because the owners die after a few months.
And in some of the stories Lex Luthor loses his hair because of his kryptonite experiments.
So at least in those universes it’s also harmful for humans.
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 2 weeks ago:
Strange, I distinctly remember it being a big deal that the Wii outsold the PS2 at some point.
- Comment on Rushmore 2 weeks ago:
I’m reminded if bungee jumping.
- Comment on Hold on a second... 2 weeks ago:
YO MOMMA must be a woman!
- Comment on GOG and CD Projekt founder Michał Kiciński acquires 100% ownership of GOG 2 weeks ago:
Which is the reason why this is good for GOG.
- Comment on Cover Your Banana 2 weeks ago:
You should see what they do with a can of beans.
- Comment on GOG and CD Projekt founder Michał Kiciński acquires 100% ownership of GOG 2 weeks ago:
How are there shareholders when he owns 100%? Nothing is shared.
- Comment on I mean honestly im shocked 2 weeks ago:
You’re not alone. Barnacles drove Darwin mad! youtu.be/plYuvU2VZkE
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I only use online services to order food delivery to avoid the phone calls. And for some restaurants this actually means that an employee of the online service will call and tell them what I ordered.
Now I wonder if these services have a record of the main languages spoken at the restaurants and try to match up agents that speak that language.
- Comment on Every decision led him to this point 2 weeks ago:
I’d rather read a two seconds text than watch a ten seconds video on Xitter. Especially when the text gives context.
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 weeks ago:
YO MOMMA is a punk subgenre!
…
She’s awesome!
- Comment on We're switching produce! 3 weeks ago:
Batman!
- Comment on Do gif posts play when viewed from the main feed? 4 weeks ago:
Depends on what client you use. They play for me in Summit.
- Comment on Looking for games to watch Let's Plays of: Recommend me something! 5 weeks ago:
Yay, I wanted to recommend Welonz as well. I especially loved her Silent Hill 2 playthrough. I found her through Baldur’s Gate 3.
- Comment on German political shitpost involving corn. I hope that's allowed. 5 weeks ago:
Kohl maize, eh?
- Comment on Don't steal guys. Or do, I don't give af 5 weeks ago:
But aneurysm posts are the last bastion to find real posts by real humans.
Unless they have a low RAM model.
- Comment on The Game Awards begins 11 hours from now. What are you looking forward to? 5 weeks ago:
I heard it’s likely we’re gonna see some KOTOR on there.
- Comment on I'm tired, boss... 5 weeks ago:
But on the plus side, your prostate is indestructible.
- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2 5 weeks ago:
Now, if someone started posting regular news posts here to annoy you, they would actually be shitposts, right?
- Comment on Can You Conduct A Census In Red Dead Redemption 2? 5 weeks ago:
Can’t you schedule when videos get released?
- Comment on Is it even feasebal to find 12 people who have not been screwed over by insurance for the Luigi trial? 1 month ago:
This implies that he’s actually guilty. Murder with a good reason is still murder for non-cops and non-soldiers. I think it might even be detrimental to have the jury think he had a good motive.
- Comment on Bread mold 1 month ago:
