bjoern_tantau
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de
- Comment on Onion 15 hours ago:
I’m stupid. For a moment I thought it was a banana.
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 16 hours ago:
I still burn them sometimes for the car.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost 22 hours ago:
beans (cowboy food)
- Comment on Is it weird to juggle in the park? 2 days ago:
I’d say that’s exactly what the park is for.
- Comment on Anyone? 3 days ago:
Where is @FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com when you need him?
- Comment on What is the most "Indie Feeling" game that is definitely NOT from an Indie Studio? 3 days ago:
To further muddy the water we had Baldur’s Gate 3, which was made by an independent studio with AAA budget.
- Comment on Stardew Valley creator says he might make Stardew Valley 2 3 days ago:
I recently recommended the game to my wife and since then she tells me every day what her progress is and what she hates about the game and how tedious it is and how bad and inconsistent the controls are. And then she’s off to play more.
- Comment on Hideo Kojima Confirms GTA 6 Has Affected Release Dates, Including Death Stranding 2 3 days ago:
Clair Obscur:
- Comment on Id say atleast 4-5 more 4 days ago:
For a fistful of dollars the lead could be a bodyguard.
- Comment on French culture 4 days ago:
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of May 4th 6 days ago:
I’m obsessed with Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. I thought I wouldn’t be able to handle the complexity and dodge mechanics. But story mode goes brrrrrr. Thanks to Jennifer English, lead actress, who asked them to make an easy difficulty so that she could play it as well.
And I might even put the difficulty up a notch.
- Comment on What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games? 1 week ago:
When I played Day of the Tentacle I got stuck. Eventually I caved in and ordered the official hint book. Mind you, back then this entailed mailing a physical letter and the money somewhere. I guess my parents helped with that. And then you had to wait for your order to arrive. And the post was a lot slower than today.
I waited weeks for the book to arrive. And then, the day before it came, I finished the game. Use physics book with horse was the last puzzle I needed.
But the money wasn’t wasted entirely. The game’s story was written down from the pov of one of the characters. Pretty funny.
- Comment on sus 1 week ago:
I’d say no. I liked it well enough. But it’s frustrating with all the unresolved plotlines.
But it’s been a really long time since I’ve watched it, so maybe there’s some awesome stuff I forgot.
- Comment on What are some good examples of "Where the fuck do you go" kind of games? 1 week ago:
Unreal. I stopped playing when I couldn’t find the exit.
- Comment on sus 1 week ago:
I wish Caprica wasn’t cancelled. I liked their portrayal of a poly group.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
And if he had recommended an enema this would have been the exact opposite of a shitpost.
- Comment on Recommendations for "girly" games? 1 week ago:
Oh yes, definitely avoid the last one, Double Exposure.
But Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, by the same dev as the first Life is Strange is supposed to be decent. But I want to wait until all episodes are available before I play that.
- Comment on Recommendations for "girly" games? 1 week ago:
Oh, also the Life is Strange games are great.
- Comment on Recommendations for "girly" games? 1 week ago:
My daughter loves A Short Hike and Wobbly Life.
And on her phone Toca Boca World. Though it has a tendency to crash every few months, taking her progress with it.
She also likes Spider-Man but I guess that’s not very “girly”.
- Comment on Sitting on the toilet 2 weeks ago:
Some people clean their ass standing up. Some people clean their ass sitting down. And both groups don’t know the other exists.
- Comment on Choose one 2 weeks ago:
Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!
- Comment on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 hits 500k sales in one day 2 weeks ago:
Don’t have the energy to play myself. But started watching a Let’s Play today and I really love the premise.
- Comment on I love lamp? 2 weeks ago:
But they’re dressed so nicely!
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 weeks ago:
As a German definitely white. Since yellow is only acceptable for plastic packaging. And bathroom junk is usually tampons and stuff.
- Comment on When you go out on your porch to get your grocery delivery you notice that a huge Moose is there 2 weeks ago:
A møøse once bit my sister.
- Comment on What are the hearts? 2 weeks ago:
Upvotes minus downvotes
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 2 weeks ago:
Hmm, did they patch that out? I haven’t played much but I distinctly remember being surprised by this.
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 2 weeks ago:
More or less. When you kill cows you get meat and sometimes milk.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 2 weeks ago:
Satire is dead.
- Comment on Anon watches Jurassic Park 2 weeks ago:
Art critic of a German newspaper reacting to Skibidi Toilet.
Pretty enlightening. He loves it says it’s nothing but “standard” surrealism. He can spot references to surrealist movies and speculates that the author has seen them and is at least referencing them subconsciously. In the end he decries that Skibidi Toilet seems to become too mainstream and is selling out with merchandise.
