bjoern_tantau
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de
- Comment on make fantasy great again! 32 minutes ago:
It’s turtles, all the way down.
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 34 minutes ago:
Until I thought it was too edgy.
- Comment on OH GREAT POSEIDON 4 hours ago:
The European mind cannot comprehend this.
- Comment on Why did the cross the he crossed the crossing bunmy the road 21 hours ago:
Hares have longer ears.
- Comment on Shit posts to Los Angeles. Literal fascist Nazi traitor behind illegal invasion visits our city. Post this shit to a state jail. 1 day ago:
Dude, you’re preaching to the choir. Even outside of the tankie triade Lemmy is so left leaning that it’s hard to find anyone not knowing that the US (and much of the rest of the world to slightly lesser extent) has become a fascist shit show.
Your posts do absolutely shit against WW3. If you actually want to do something against WW3 go out and protest, talk to people with actual power and sway them. Some shitposts in a tiny Lemmy community are nothing but meaningless virtue signaling.
- Comment on Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature. 2 days ago:
Because it’s cultural appropriation!
- Comment on Baldur’s Gate 4 may happen eventually, but not with Larian Studios 3 days ago:
And it wasn’t even news back then. Almost immediately after the BG3 release Swen Vincke talked about the next project being an in-house IP again. And not much later they quit working on a DLC.
- Comment on This hill... 3 days ago:
Yes and Resident Evil is about evil living in a residence ie a manor.
- Comment on Anon likes trains 3 days ago:
- Comment on Steam Deck / Gaming News #20 4 days ago:
Wow, I never expected the Tomb Raider remasters to be given away so early.
- Comment on What happens to the content if an Lemmy instance shuts down? 4 days ago:
It’s conflicting because it depends™. By default Lemmy is configured to mirror images by remote instances so as to not overwhelm them with traffic. But most instances turn that off because of the storage cost.
- Comment on What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality 6 days ago:
Neverwinter Nights
The multiplayer is supposedly incredible. But I remember being extremely whelmed by the main game.
But it’s hard to remember the mid games. Because it is very likely that they didn’t leave any lasting impression.
And especially if previous titles in a series or from a studio were great a mid game would feel disappointingly bad. Although compared to other games they might actually still be considered great.
- Comment on What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality 6 days ago:
- Comment on A game you "didn't know it was bad 'til people told you so"? 6 days ago:
It’s a good game. Just not as good as the first two, that’s all. Many attributed it to the console release dumbing down the mechanics.
But, oh man, The Shalebridge Cradle is so awesome even if the rest of the games sucked so much as to be unplayable, that mission alone could redeem it.
At the time my parents were away on holiday or something. So I dragged my PC and awesome sound system upstairs and hooked them up to the big TV, ironically getting closer to the console experience. Darkening the whole room and getting immersed in the game was so awesome. And the Cradle scared the everliving shit out of me.
Good times.
- Comment on W H Y 1 week ago:
Rheinischer Universalartikel. Dat Nutella. Oder ens Nutella.
- Comment on Steam beta gets native Apple Silicon support — the only public Arm version of Steam 1 week ago:
There already are some projects that make it work. I haven’t looked at the specifics yet but as far as I understand it everything that can be handled as a library call as native ARM code does just that and only pure x86 calls are emulated. And since nowadays so much stuff is abstracted away and the heavy lifting is done by Vulkan the performance tends to be very good.
- Comment on But but but 1 week ago:
I feel attacked. But my excuse is that my mother is from Norway and my name is Bjørn.
- Comment on But but but 1 week ago:
Jaleel White
- Comment on What would happen if the Earth was sucked into a black hole? 1 week ago:
I’d actually guess that we’d end up in an accretion disc first and would be ripped to shreds there due to all the other stuff in orbit and less from direct influence from the black hole itself.
- Comment on What would happen if the Earth was sucked into a black hole? 1 week ago:
We literally took pictures of supermassive black holes, can see black holes eating stars, have the math figured out pretty well and we can see black hole collisions with gravitational wave detectors due to their rippling effect on the fabric of our space-time.
- Comment on Steam beta gets native Apple Silicon support — the only public Arm version of Steam 1 week ago:
I mean, it is supposedly already a thing on Android. And there are rumors that Valve have been trying it out for Deckard. So this could very much come this year or so.
- Comment on You can now search for Steam games by adjustable difficulty, mouse-only options and other accessibility tags 1 week ago:
Using your joystick lefthanded is a completely new experience.
- Comment on Steam beta gets native Apple Silicon support — the only public Arm version of Steam 1 week ago:
Proton for Arm imminent?
- Comment on Why do people like Mario Kart? 1 week ago:
If you’re not having fun with Mario Kart you should play Drinking Mario Kart. Everyone gets a beverage of their choice. By the end of the race it has to be empty. But because we are all responsible adults we don’t drink and drive. In order to take a sip (or down the whole thing) you have to drive off the track (or to the side, whatever is possible) and come to a complete halt.
Loser drinks one more because they are a loser. And the winner drinks one more to celebrate.
- Comment on Vitamins 1 week ago:
Just eat a B 12 bomber and get both, duh.
- Comment on Vitamins 1 week ago:
Almost as powerful as a vegan diet.
- Comment on Vitamins 1 week ago:
Actually had such an experience the other day. I have all the morning-pills I have to take in little cups so that I don’t think about choosing the right ones. They didn’t seem to help me so far. But most of them are supposed to take effect after an extended time.
One time I absentmindedly took a cup in the evening as well. And I finally actually did feel some betterment the next morning. But because I took a handful of different pills at once I now have to find out which one actually did make a difference at doubled dosage. I could already eliminate one.
- Comment on 10 incredible PC games that never got console ports—until Steam Deck happened 1 week ago:
I made a control scheme for StarCraft. Worked surprisingly well. At least for single player.
Of course that one had a Nintendo 64 release.
- Comment on As The Outer Worlds 2 hits $80, director says "we don't set the prices for our games" and wishes "everybody could play" Obsidian's new RPG 1 week ago:
It’s what I do with Denuvo games. De non vue.
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 1 week ago:
I really expected better of you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
