Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have a calzone.
Deep dish thought
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 11 months ago
___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
And if you do this twice, you’ve got a calztwo
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eat it, you’ll have a calznone
Tja@programming.dev 11 months ago
I’m stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!
noride@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
Tja@programming.dev 11 months ago
And a curse by Nonna.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Calazone
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Ooh damn, I think you’re really cooking on this “anti-calzone” idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It’s an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
potoo22@programming.dev 11 months ago
I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 months ago
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 11 months ago
RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Sure, but couldn’t your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?
Signtist@bookwyr.me 11 months ago
Love me a Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza.
MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Or a pizzagne
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 11 months ago
They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
Stern@lemmy.world 11 months ago
pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Lasagnagna”
JaymesRS@piefed.world 11 months ago
If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
Depends on how you stack them if it’s base to face then yeah, that’s just 2 pizzas, but it’s its face to face then that’s just a round pizza sandwich.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you’re back to one pixza again.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.
And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 11 months ago
I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
bananabread@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
That’s just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 months ago
Not the way I make my lasagnas.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Just don’t read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.
telllos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You have two pizze
Una@europe.pub 11 months ago
Life is unfair :3
Tja@programming.dev 11 months ago
Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.
Crandlecan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’ve been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Cause lassagna is just stacks
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
steventhedev@lemmy.world 11 months ago
According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
Batman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 11 months ago
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
frog@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Wouldn’t that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?