Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have a calzone.
Deep dish thought
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 1 month ago
___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
And if you do this twice, you’ve got a calztwo
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Eat it, you’ll have a calznone
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
I’m stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!
noride@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
And a curse by Nonna.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Calazone
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Ooh damn, I think you’re really cooking on this “anti-calzone” idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It’s an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
potoo22@programming.dev 1 month ago
I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 month ago
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Sure, but couldn’t your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?
Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 month ago
Love me a Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza.
MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Or a pizzagne
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 1 month ago
They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
Stern@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Lasagnagna”
JaymesRS@piefed.world 1 month ago
If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.
dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
Depends on how you stack them if it’s base to face then yeah, that’s just 2 pizzas, but it’s its face to face then that’s just a round pizza sandwich.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.
dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you’re back to one pixza again.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.
And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 1 month ago
I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
bananabread@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That’s just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
Not the way I make my lasagnas.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Just don’t read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.
telllos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You have two pizze
Una@europe.pub 1 month ago
Life is unfair :3
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.
Crandlecan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’ve been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Cause lassagna is just stacks
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
steventhedev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
Batman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 1 month ago
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
frog@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Wouldn’t that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?