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- Comment on master manipulators 9 hours ago:
I went to disagree untill I remembered there’s a ginger cat that lives on my property that I feed sometimes
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 2 days ago:
What game?
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 2 days ago:
People either have forgotten or didn’t live in the time before smart phones, but the world was fucking boring as, you HAD to talk to someone because you were so fucking bored, that’s why we discovered shit, we were bored and had to do something, then turtle neck man gave us smartphones.
- Comment on Well, I guess that settles it 2 days ago:
As long as the action terrorised a large enough group of people it’s terrorism, it’s just this time, the terrorised people are the rich cunts hiding in their mansions like the traitorous cowards they are.
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 3 days ago:
“Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I’ve got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON’T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!.. Oh sorry chief< ok, no worries… Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!”
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 3 days ago:
The duck looks like it’s about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
- Comment on Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public 4 days ago:
That’s what makes the internet so great!
- Comment on Pretty interesting when you really think about it. 4 days ago:
Sometimes I think he forgets he’s there to be the science guy and makes it about himself a lot, but when he gets on a science rant that’s when hea good, just going on about his love of science and why it’s cool as fuck.
Getting James Cameron to fix the stars in the Titanic remake boosted his ego a little bit, but I get that, I’d be a bit ego filled if I was able to make James Cameron change something in his film.
- Comment on how do you separate your clothes and linens to avoid fabric degradation and bleeding? 6 days ago:
Slap them all in the washer together and enjoy any new coloured clothes I have.
- Comment on This store owner will be glad to touch it for you 1 week ago:
Yeah I don’t have time to hang around for the second one.
- Comment on I do! 1 week ago:
*Politely raises hand*
- Comment on Grrr why is it censored 1 week ago:
Imagine coming top of your class all through school, you fly your way up the ladder by being great at what you do, you get to be part of a super secret intelligence grabbing mission and you then you find out your the one working the fries.
- Comment on Depressing awful town 1 week ago:
Is this town filled with broke stoners or something?
- Comment on Subway lovers posted 1 week ago:
Subway worker: That’s… That’s the bread.
- Comment on Good morning I choose violence. 1 week ago:
It’s outside the ocd clinic.
- Comment on A cool guide to US States that have a rat problem 1 week ago:
Pet rats aren’t snitches!
- Comment on Elf on the Shelf 1 week ago:
Dead fish on a bitch?
- Comment on Be on the lookout for Taquito as you go about your day today. 1 week ago:
That dog drives a brown 1990s hatchback car with a missing back bumper.
- Comment on Funko, BrandShield speak out about itch.io takedown 1 week ago:
Funko: We would like to apologise for being caught in the act, we will strive to better hide our asshole tactics next time, the person responsible for us getting caught has been reprimanded with 2 weeks paid time off.
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 1 week ago:
Your Nan’s sisters granddaughter
- Comment on Bird feeder resistant 1 week ago:
One of the Scottish ones.
- Comment on [Satire] National grid could be entirely powered by Peter Dutton’s bullshit, CSIRO finds 1 week ago:
Nah, there’s no way the national grid could handle that much electricity being generated at once.
- Comment on When leftists say "landlord are parasites" or similar dislike of landlords, do they also mean the people that own like a couple of houses as an investment, or only the big landlords? 1 week ago:
But this is my regulated breathing minute!
- Comment on This spoon. 1 week ago:
Look at this uncultured pease t, can’t tell it’s soup spoon from its dessert spoon *Billionaire laugh*
- Comment on UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget, we’re also mad at you media presenters who enjoy pushing these rich assholes propaganda… You lot have a hand in this all and we have taken notes. You’ll be seen to soon.
- Comment on Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted? 2 weeks ago:
You gotta weigh the decision, on one hand he shot and killed one person, on the other hand the dude he killed was allowing sick people to die unnecessary deaths so he could get his bonus.
So it’s a big old fat no from me, that’s a greater good scenario.
- Comment on UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting latest: Suspect left New York City by bus, police say 2 weeks ago:
He keeps taking the slowest ways of escape, soon he will leave the country by boat.
- Comment on Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match? 2 weeks ago:
There’s a photo where he kinda looks like a young Joe Rogan.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
How’s your sex life? Tell me about your sex life, I need to know the intricate details of your specific sex life so I can use said information to vilify your personal chooses and if you don’t tell me the intricate details I will make up my own just to make you look worse because I need to know what everyone does in their bedrooms at all times because someone has to think of the children…
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 2 weeks ago:
Yes.