dumbass
@dumbass@leminal.space
- Submitted 8 hours ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Autism 21 hours ago:
We stop doing it publicly, at home we’re always complimenting our inanimate friends.
- Comment on I this a firm and polite way to tell an opinionated coworker to stop pushing his agenda I don't care about? 1 day ago:
Scream “I NEED AN ADULT!” and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
That’s saved me for my entire life.
- Comment on I used to do model kits as a kid. Maybe I'll start again. 2 days ago:
Yeah you do, that’s how they get ya.
- Comment on Country music 2 days ago:
Its under the cheese.
- Comment on Solve a puzzle for me 3 days ago:
The last reply feels like a human took over to answer so you would stop asking the question.
- Comment on The second matchup of the tournament 3 days ago:
Wolf for sure, you can bribe a wolf a lot easier than a gorilla, you move in a way that gorilla doesn’t like and you dead.
- Comment on As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547 4 days ago:
You need to start charging him rent.
- Comment on Existential trolley problem 4 days ago:
Dude stfu, that was supposed to be between us!
- Comment on Pancakes 4 days ago:
The big one looks like an expensive velvet jewellery box.
- Comment on Praise Sheezus 5 days ago:
Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn’t say as what.
- Comment on Innovation 6 days ago:
Nah they work well, here’s a 17 year old video of people laying Wii in a cinema.
- Comment on Hails 6 days ago:
What is blasphemous about Sagan?
*Gestures broadly at his entire career*
- Comment on Hails 6 days ago:
It’s missing an erratic jumble of an epic solo tho, that’s how you know its a true Kerry King meme!
- Comment on People are realizing celebrities are unnecessary 6 days ago:
But, what if one does not like cake? Could I perhaps exchange my cake for, say, some shortbread biscuits?
- Comment on Praise Ra 6 days ago:
I’m good as long as it doesn’t take out my technology
- Comment on Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol 6 days ago:
Nah nah nah, he knows the deal, he stays the fuck away from me and gets all the bugs he wants. This one seems to respect the treaty.
- Comment on Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol 6 days ago:
I was gonna get defensive and say we don’t have that many huge spiders, but I’m currently watching a giant spider walk up my bathroom wall… So yeah…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You need better foot support and angle, the videos I researched you need your legs further back behind you, like a pretzel.
- Comment on Innovation 1 week ago:
One of the cinema companies where I live has started renting out the individual cinema rooms to people, you can bring in you’re console, hook it up to the project9r and play games or watch TV or movies using your own accounts.
- Comment on Dawkins 1 week ago:
Yeah there’s no way that Kanga hasn’t beaten the shit out of them all already for getting too close to Roo, especially Tigger and Pooh.
- Comment on Root Vegetable Abuse 1 week ago:
Bukkake salads ready!
- Comment on PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all 1 week ago:
High would youblook at that, I’m allergic to shellfish now.
- Comment on Always happens 1 week ago:
I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I’m trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!
- Comment on Always happens 1 week ago:
NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.
- Comment on What is Reddit doing 1 week ago:
Firefox+libredirect solves all your woes.
- Comment on Soup 1 week ago:
The reason I couldn’t eat stew for a decade?
- Comment on Soup 1 week ago:
Reminds me of the time when I was younger, scrolling rotten.com and came across that picture of the dude who died in the bath, but had this thing that kept the water warm, so he just turned into a giant human stew.
- Comment on I'm confused 1 week ago:
- Comment on Choose your difficulty 1 week ago:
Filled with hackers giving themselves infinite money glitches.