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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I can do whatever I want >:(

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• baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What is the charge?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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  • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What is the charge?! Eating Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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    • buycurious@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Get your hands off my penis anus!

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.

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• Void@lemmings.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First they came for the spring rolls…

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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    • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They also came for frozen potatoes

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?

      Way ahead of you.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then I came for the spring rolls

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll

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• First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literally 1984

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao

  (Also 69th comment 🤙)

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Forbidden suppository

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• hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Too late, please advise.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Funniest meme of the day.

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  • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No i have an eating disorder.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, it’s fine. It’s digestible so you’ll just pass it out the other end if you lose hold of it.

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My spring rolls, my choice.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …

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    • don@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢

      (Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)

      [DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]

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• Bucky@okaythen.lol ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are egg rolls still fair game though?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why wouldn’t they be?

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• bomberesque@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What, do you think I’m going to put that in my MOUTH???!!

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn't be boofing fenceposts either, but I'll wait until there's a consensus on that, I think.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What about egg rolls?

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well how else are men supposed to get pregnant? Gotta have an egg to get fertilized.

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  • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s okay

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Frozen? Or no?

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• MudMan@fedia.io ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean... I'm trying to be snarky, but I'm finding it hard ot argue that it's bad advice.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Other people in the restaurant?

    Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?

    One to many springs in my bum?

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only thing I can think of is a deep fried spring roll can be pretty sharp at the edges and can tear the delicate skin there.

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• FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where else am I supposed to store them?

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.

  No, wait, that’s ears.

  The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.

  No, no, that’s still not right.

  The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*

  *If you’re worrying about whether your boyfriend’s penis has a flared base and you can’t find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you’re in the clear.

  If you’re worried that this advice doesn’t apply simply because you don’t have a boyfriend, there’s an app for that.

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• TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re not my real dad, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can’t have any fucking fun anymore, what’s next, I’m not allowed to shove croissants up my anus?

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  About 10 years ago, I went out at the beginning of the summer to buy a few fresh pool noodles, and couldn’t find them anywhere. It was that way all summer.

  The next summer, they were everywhere, but now they all had a tag or sticker attached, saying “Do not insert in rectum.”

  So there were no pool noodles for an entire summer, because some guy saw one, and couldn’t resist the compulsion to stick it up his ass.

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  • plyth@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Worse, he sued and was rewarded some form of compensation because some judge agreed that it is not obvious that pool noodles shouldn’t stuck up an ass.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Honestly, what right-thinking, red-blooded man doesn’t look at a pool noodle and go “You know what?”

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• TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Health and safety gone mad

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sellouts.

  MAHA says veggies are important.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  AI or Stupid humans?

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• Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Awww, puts them back in the fridge

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?

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  • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    cylinder.

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