First they came for the spring rolls…
PSA
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Void@lemmings.world 1 year ago
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then I came for the spring rolls
Una@europe.pub 1 year ago
Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
They also came for frozen potatoes
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?
Way ahead of you.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
And I stayed silent because I wasn’t a spring roll
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Literally 1984
anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Yes that’s how many I’ve gotten up there (lifetime, of course. I’m not a freak).
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Why? Why shouldn’t I put a spring roll up me bum?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Funniest meme of the day.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Because it offends everyone else at the Chinese buffet.
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
No i have an eating disorder.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
You need spring rolls with flared bases for that.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
don@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
My spring rolls, my choice.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …
don@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
💢**MY FUCKING SPRING ROLLS, MY FUCKING CHOICE, GODDAMMIT!**💢
(Much amgery stomping noises ~fading off into the distance~)
[DOOR SLAMS VIOLENTLY, KNOCKING SEVERAL DECORATIVE DISHES FROM THEIR DISPLAY STANDS. END OF SCENE.]
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Fuckin Big Pharma, at it again
Hupf@feddit.org 1 year ago
Forbidden suppository
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Too late, please advise.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
mmm i need lumpia
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Lest I checked, this was a free country
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 year ago
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
MudMan@fedia.io 1 year ago
I mean... I'm trying to be snarky, but I'm finding it hard ot argue that it's bad advice.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Other people in the restaurant?
Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?
One to many springs in my bum?
scytale@piefed.zip 1 year ago
Only thing I can think of is a deep fried spring roll can be pretty sharp at the edges and can tear the delicate skin there.
Bucky@okaythen.lol 1 year ago
Are egg rolls still fair game though?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Why wouldn’t they be?
0ops@piefed.zip 1 year ago
Good to know, I was sitting on the fence about this. Funny enough, the doctor said I shouldn't be boofing fenceposts either, but I'll wait until there's a consensus on that, I think.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.
No, wait, that’s ears.
The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.
No, no, that’s still not right.
The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*
*If you’re worrying about whether your boyfriend’s penis has a flared base and you can’t find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you’re in the clear.
If you’re worried that this advice doesn’t apply simply because you don’t have a boyfriend, there’s an app for that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
i thought it was that the only thing you should put in your ear was your anus so you could hear the brass section
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
What about egg rolls?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Well how else are men supposed to get pregnant? Gotta have an egg to get fertilized.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 year ago
With a pic of the perfect girth of spring rolls lmao
(Also 69th comment 🤙)
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Health and safety gone mad
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I can do whatever I want >:(
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 year ago
Where else am I supposed to store them?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Somebody else’s buthole,
Imhotep@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m a bit upset people would do that with such good food.
dumbass@leminal.space 1 year ago
Can’t have any fucking fun anymore, what’s next, I’m not allowed to shove croissants up my anus?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
About 10 years ago, I went out at the beginning of the summer to buy a few fresh pool noodles, and couldn’t find them anywhere. It was that way all summer.
The next summer, they were everywhere, but now they all had a tag or sticker attached, saying “Do not insert in rectum.”
So there were no pool noodles for an entire summer, because some guy saw one, and couldn’t resist the compulsion to stick it up his ass.
plyth@feddit.org 1 year ago
Worse, he sued and was rewarded some form of compensation because some judge agreed that it is not obvious that pool noodles shouldn’t stuck up an ass.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Honestly, what right-thinking, red-blooded man doesn’t look at a pool noodle and go “You know what?”
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sellouts.
MAHA says veggies are important.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Awww, puts them back in the fridge
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Hmmmm, leftovers!
Una@europe.pub 1 year ago
Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
AI or Stupid humans?
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re not my real dad, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
baggins@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
What is the charge?! Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
buycurious@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Get your hands off my
penisanus!ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, see, uh, boofing just means getting really drunk. Please let me be on the Supreme Court. I didn’t put alcohol up my ass.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.
httperror418@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is democracy manifest!