Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Dr. Fisher is at risk of head crabs 4 hours ago:
It cleans the pores.
- Comment on If animals could speak English in what foreign accent do you think that a certain species would certainly have ? 2 days ago:
Foxes would speak with a flemish accent.
- Comment on Don't let your pets go to waste 2 days ago:
Oh, he looks happy!
- Comment on In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle? 1 week ago:
That’s a wallnut with a spout.
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 1 week ago:
Tasty.
- Comment on Sofasexual 1 week ago:
Grab them by the pillows!!
- Comment on How am I supposed to decimate this fucker when it isn't even physical 1 week ago:
What if we feed it some vaccines?
- Comment on Is our President a pedophile? 1 week ago:
Always has been.
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 2 weeks ago:
Hmm, maybe you should become a vampire. That usually does the trick.
- Comment on Carrot 2 weeks ago:
The possibilities are endless!
- Comment on Anon checks up on a childhood friend 2 weeks ago:
I’ll bet you even regularly change your underwear!!
- Comment on Inspirational 2 weeks ago:
It’s supposed to end up in the butt.
- Comment on funny little guys 2 weeks ago:
Oh my!
- Comment on this one is for the microbiologists 3 weeks ago:
I wish there was something like “wombatman”
- Comment on LICK EM 3 weeks ago:
How so? I only have one tongue.
- Comment on comparison 4 weeks ago:
Woof.
- Comment on Does he is?? 4 weeks ago:
So does!
- Comment on Why is it "shower thoughts" and not "shitter thoughts"? 4 weeks ago:
Only in a technical sense.
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 4 weeks ago:
The proof is in rhe chocolate pudding.
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 4 weeks ago:
It’s now!
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 4 weeks ago:
My time zone of course!
- Comment on Puppy paper 5 weeks ago:
Why do you hate kitten’s so much?
- Comment on Woooow. So greaaaat 5 weeks ago:
True!
- Comment on you spin me right round baby right round... 5 weeks ago:
“New kink unlocked”
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 5 weeks ago:
No, we need a second trolley.
- Comment on Traumatizing 5 weeks ago:
Slapped by two tits? A fate worse than death!
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 5 weeks ago:
A feral black square.
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 1 month ago:
These days, everything seems to be made out shit & piss.
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 1 month ago:
Oh! My!
- Comment on Mood 1 month ago:
A Japanese teenage girl?