Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 4 hours ago:
OP was the sea monster all along.
- Comment on Time for battle fam... 3 days ago:
- Comment on Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something? 1 week ago:
It soothes the burn wounds.
- Comment on I say both. 1 week ago:
In the butt I say.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
TIL, that I’m a hamster!
- Comment on If the little kid didn't try to kick them, they wouldn't have assaulted him 1 week ago:
What a menace.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 week ago:
Yea, worst fleshlight ever.
- Comment on He casts the spell of InstallShield 2 weeks ago:
Keep him well fed and your system will run like a well oiled Sterling engine.
- Comment on Complicated 2 weeks ago:
I dunno, mousman and batman would make a good team.
- Comment on Good luck catching me 2 weeks ago:
"OH no! Not again!
- Comment on Good luck catching me 2 weeks ago:
But only with the best!
- Comment on I’m philosphying. You should philosophying too. 2 weeks ago:
One of the two was sold as a slave.
- Comment on Anon learns about cars 3 weeks ago:
When you drive in reverse, smoke goes back in.
- Comment on When he has to pause in the middle of a bondage session to look up knot tutorials online 3 weeks ago:
It’s wrong! The hook should have been wedged into his ass! Not under the belt!
- Comment on Anon is strong 4 weeks ago:
It was for the best.
- Comment on Just around the corner 5 weeks ago:
Autistic fire tho.
- Comment on if only people knew how based He is 5 weeks ago:
Hands up for who is all those people at once!
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 month ago:
Watching the event in glorious slow mo.
- Comment on Movie night! 1 month ago:
That’s me, except I’m not a cat.
- Comment on Bad at job 1 month ago:
Oopsie.
- Comment on SBA #196 pos 1 month ago:
It’s true.
- Comment on Anon orders a martini 1 month ago:
Aha, a knights of Ni reference !
- Comment on Fappucino 1 month ago:
He has no regrets.
- Comment on Its all about bonding 2 months ago:
No, it’s supposed to be sugar!
- Comment on A masturbator 2 months ago:
MOAR!
- Comment on holy🤯 2 months ago:
Nobody expected this.
- Comment on Interesting bathroom design 2 months ago:
Where’s the God emperor?
- Comment on I know which one I'm picking! 2 months ago:
What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?
- Comment on 3 guys are sitting by a fireplace. 2 of them have a proposition for the third 2 months ago:
You are the stick?
- Comment on Anxiety, GET EM. 2 months ago:
Okay, emergency break! A full roll of toilet paper to clog up the shitter! Okay, I’m good now …
