Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Just don't 2 days ago:
The only other alternative is meth.
- Comment on Toss another shrimp on the Harambi 1 week ago:
Gorilla’s adopted him.
- Comment on PAWG P-A-W-G 1 week ago:
Nah, I think it’s a colorblind wasp.
- Comment on PAWG P-A-W-G 1 week ago:
Yes!, zebras!
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 1 week ago:
It’s not gay if you are going to put them in your mouth.
- Comment on The horse knows the way home 2 weeks ago:
This ai image proofs that you are wrong!
- Comment on Scroll addict 2 weeks ago:
Can I have two?
- Comment on Immune 2 weeks ago:
Only on uneven numbered days.
- Comment on dog 3 weeks ago:
Good dogo.
- Comment on First the frogs turned gay and now this 5 weeks ago:
In Elephant culture they call this a sick move.
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 5 weeks ago:
Confused Squidward noises.
- Comment on Poor ninjas 5 weeks ago:
Oh no! Now he’s smearing it out over his face!
- Comment on Europemaxxing 5 weeks ago:
After third breakfast and second siesta.
- Comment on Autism 5 weeks ago:
I guess you’re left footed too!
- Comment on He must be left handed 5 weeks ago:
That’s from flushing the toilet so many times, right?
- Comment on Maybe three towels 5 weeks ago:
A true gentleman, showing her the Riker maneuver.
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 1 month ago:
And after the feral nom nom nom, he grabbed her by the pussy.
- Comment on America 1 month ago:
In Europe, all our roundabouts gave bidets installed. This is to repel all the dipshits.
- Comment on Thank you for your attention to this matter 1 month ago:
Those are okay.
- Comment on Anon makes a big mistake 1 month ago:
Yeah, you can tell by his poo!
- Comment on We've finally found the cure 1 month ago:
Maybe trow some chicken vomit in the mix?
- Comment on Jimmy's Rustled 1 month ago:
Found the quit one.
- Comment on Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him 2 months ago:
Super glue.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Yeah, hemeroids.
- Comment on This is heresy but lol 2 months ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Straight up spiritual 2 months ago:
I see dead dicks.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Flemisch.
- Comment on What a nice blue and black dress. 2 months ago:
All yellow.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
IM YOUR MASTER NOW, IM YOUR GOOOD!
- Comment on Hermetically sealed, for your health! 2 months ago:
Yeah, eyes.