Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Office Space (1999) 3 days ago:
There’s an app for that.
- Comment on Can we estimate the size of the Internet ? If so, what size would it be (in GB, TB or whatever) ? 3 days ago:
About 64 kilobytes.
- Comment on Welcome to my shop 5 days ago:
I want the potion that does the thing.
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 1 week ago:
That’s a job that I’ve outsourced to AI.
- Comment on I need an adult 1 week ago:
Needs more gasoline.
- Comment on DERELIKT - Official Demo Trailer 1 week ago:
The files are in the computer.
- Comment on RIP 🚽 2 weeks ago:
Maybe he did, but granny is taking all the praise by blocking the view.
- Comment on I'm doing my part 🫡 2 weeks ago:
Less horrors and more shit posts! We can do it!!
- Comment on Guaranteed you are not getting the job 2 weeks ago:
Any moment now!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Featered beans.
- Comment on what would one win...? 2 weeks ago:
“Showing Scotland at its best”
- Comment on Granted. 2 weeks ago:
He got gifted with really bad taste?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
And the walls are for smearing!
- Comment on Armando needs to know which church to avoid 3 weeks ago:
Demons, demons everywhere!!
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Or just the floor.
- Comment on Sounds Pretty Cool Honestly 3 weeks ago:
And cuddles!
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 3 weeks ago:
OP was the sea monster all along.
- Comment on Time for battle fam... 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something? 4 weeks ago:
It soothes the burn wounds.
- Comment on I say both. 4 weeks ago:
In the butt I say.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
TIL, that I’m a hamster!
- Comment on If the little kid didn't try to kick them, they wouldn't have assaulted him 4 weeks ago:
What a menace.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 4 weeks ago:
Yea, worst fleshlight ever.
- Comment on He casts the spell of InstallShield 5 weeks ago:
Keep him well fed and your system will run like a well oiled Sterling engine.
- Comment on Complicated 5 weeks ago:
I dunno, mousman and batman would make a good team.
- Comment on Good luck catching me 5 weeks ago:
"OH no! Not again!
- Comment on Good luck catching me 5 weeks ago:
But only with the best!
- Comment on I’m philosphying. You should philosophying too. 5 weeks ago:
One of the two was sold as a slave.
- Comment on Anon learns about cars 1 month ago:
When you drive in reverse, smoke goes back in.
- Comment on When he has to pause in the middle of a bondage session to look up knot tutorials online 1 month ago:
It’s wrong! The hook should have been wedged into his ass! Not under the belt!
