Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on No looky for you! 15 hours ago:
They better don’t disobey their lord and master, or I’ll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 18 hours ago:
Quantity has a quality on its own.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 18 hours ago:
Infinite negative numbers.
- Comment on No looky for you! 18 hours ago:
And they glow in the dark!
- Comment on No looky for you! 18 hours ago:
I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 19 hours ago:
You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
- Comment on No looky for you! 20 hours ago:
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …
- Comment on No looky for you! 20 hours ago:
Even worse! They’re all nude!
- Comment on Breadstick 2 days ago:
Should have used fish hooks instead.
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 2 days ago:
I wonder what a live dice poops …
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 3 days ago:
He really loves his job.
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 5 days ago:
At least your friends weren’t trampled by a moose.
- Comment on Front is back. 2 weeks ago:
But which one of the two doors is lying?
- Comment on Ancient Aliens 2 weeks ago:
Look at the scale, it’s gigantic!
- Comment on 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 2 weeks ago:
Sex toy
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 2 weeks ago:
It depends, you’re not supposed to wear clothes.
- Comment on History Channel 3 weeks ago:
And that’s how we got zombie Marx.
- Comment on Anon shops for a new rug 3 weeks ago:
Slow brain.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 3 weeks ago:
It was my pleasure!
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 3 weeks ago:
Cap’n Gay.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 3 weeks ago:
Combine all these together, and you have “ultimate gay” actually, that’s the kind of Marvel movie I would like to watch.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 3 weeks ago:
What if that person is gay already, does he become super gay?
- Comment on Dreams can come true 3 weeks ago:
Too much effort
- Comment on Anting 3 weeks ago:
The safe word
- Comment on Anting 3 weeks ago:
“It’s a bird!”
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 4 weeks ago:
LETS MAKE JEEBUS CRY!
- Comment on Fucking wankers 5 weeks ago:
Mollotof cocktail incoming!
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 5 weeks ago:
Ah, you need a creeper!
- Comment on EU considers stripping Hungary of voting rights over Ukraine obstruction 5 weeks ago:
Just do it.
- Comment on My Easter decorations include a self portrait (oc) 5 weeks ago:
Those are very weirdly shaped potatoes …?