Ceruleum

@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Irresistible⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course! Don’t you know science?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why is it all sticky?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And Luigi is an Italian name!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One wrong invite and now there is drama in my life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He has a house and clothes! Not too shabby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is lacking something metaphysical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s elite!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They made excellent toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a pipe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨here, have another insult to life itself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It just escaped the solar system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iceland knows what's up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But they rejected his peen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is lacking something metaphysical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is lacking something metaphysical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is lacking something metaphysical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, Fallout 76's Ghoul Within update: I'll play as a ghoul if you stop using words like "Ghoultastic"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No can do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nicole endgame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Money, in this economic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good for us too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oops” indeed ;-))

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope he dies in a Tesla fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DONNY'S AUTO-MART COMMERCIAL⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s Crypto Reserve Is Really Happening⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real men take it in the ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP should check for butt plugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little girl shows duck how to use a slide⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ni way, it’s the other way around!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrating my 1000th comment. Here is a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a dumpster fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I remember when I thought this was just magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet sweet cassette punk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If this is you your priorities are all screwed up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Phone is better than knife If you can make the battery ignite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this green or blue?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beige, it’s beige

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'Lady⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the extended keyboard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me irl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this hentai?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Anyone Else Noticed Jellico's Face Constantly Changes in Prodigy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This confirms it, he’s a Breen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never told me that it would get that stiff and that hard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You raped your toilet to death?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chat, is this true?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if the name is too long or too short …