Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Anon notices fake advertising in video games 12 hours ago:
Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!
- Comment on Anon notices fake advertising in video games 17 hours ago:
To take a shit is now a game mechanic?
- Comment on Me looking for some shitposts to share with you 1 day ago:
Happy possum
- Comment on Okay Hans. We're safe 5 days ago:
It’s not so bad.
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 5 days ago:
Only if you’re out of toilet paper.
- Comment on Happened to me last summer 1 week ago:
In bear culture, they call that a dick move.
- Comment on It was a cartoon version of Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners TV series 1 week ago:
The flesh light fish.
- Comment on Brojob 1 week ago:
Wholesome.
- Comment on originality 1 week ago:
Gorilla!
- Comment on Why do so many people delete their posts? 1 week ago:
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!
- Comment on Bait or r*ta*d*ti*n. Call it. 1 week ago:
In this case, it’s a waste of drugs.
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 2 weeks ago:
I like juggling, so I’ll take two.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 2 weeks ago:
What’s your favorite faction of 40k?
- Comment on zoinks 2 weeks ago:
Failed successfully!
- Comment on A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long. 2 weeks ago:
It’s a very very very long queue …
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
They better don’t disobey their lord and master, or I’ll pee over the shoebox that is their home again.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 2 weeks ago:
Quantity has a quality on its own.
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 2 weeks ago:
Infinite negative numbers.
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
And they glow in the dark!
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
I’ll guess then that they’ll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 2 weeks ago:
You’re supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff …
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
Even worse! They’re all nude!
- Comment on Breadstick 3 weeks ago:
Should have used fish hooks instead.
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 3 weeks ago:
I wonder what a live dice poops …
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 3 weeks ago:
He really loves his job.
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 3 weeks ago:
At least your friends weren’t trampled by a moose.
- Comment on Front is back. 5 weeks ago:
But which one of the two doors is lying?
- Comment on Ancient Aliens 5 weeks ago:
Look at the scale, it’s gigantic!
- Comment on 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 5 weeks ago:
Sex toy