Ceruleum
@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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- Comment on Maybe three towels 4 hours ago:
A true gentleman, showing her the Riker maneuver.
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 5 days ago:
And after the feral nom nom nom, he grabbed her by the pussy.
- Comment on America 6 days ago:
In Europe, all our roundabouts gave bidets installed. This is to repel all the dipshits.
- Comment on Thank you for your attention to this matter 1 week ago:
Those are okay.
- Comment on Anon makes a big mistake 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, you can tell by his poo!
- Comment on We've finally found the cure 2 weeks ago:
Maybe trow some chicken vomit in the mix?
- Comment on Jimmy's Rustled 2 weeks ago:
Found the quit one.
- Comment on Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him 3 weeks ago:
Super glue.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, hemeroids.
- Comment on This is heresy but lol 4 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Straight up spiritual 4 weeks ago:
I see dead dicks.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Flemisch.
- Comment on What a nice blue and black dress. 4 weeks ago:
All yellow.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
IM YOUR MASTER NOW, IM YOUR GOOOD!
- Comment on Hermetically sealed, for your health! 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, eyes.
- Comment on Great Tits 4 weeks ago:
Just like me!
- Comment on whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost 1 month ago:
Borgy Mc Borg.
- Comment on Finally tried this minecraft thing. Hows my build? 1 month ago:
But chickens are tasty!
- Comment on they don't know 1 month ago:
Nice memes.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Haha, loop-hole, get’m?
- Comment on The Hole 1 month ago:
Holesome.
- Comment on Literally 1984 1 month ago:
Then shits on the floor.
- Comment on Administrative task management 1 month ago:
Hey, the screen is not the computer!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
That’s cause mom is a lesbian.
- Comment on Finally a possible path toward peace in this long war 1 month ago:
I can’t comprehend!
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 1 month ago:
It’s a minifig.
- Comment on Liminal Space 1 month ago:
It’s an honest job.
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 1 month ago:
Fatal crash.
- Comment on Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums 1 month ago:
Luckily, it didn’t happen to me.
- Comment on Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuums 1 month ago:
“Oh no! Not again!”