Ceruleum

@Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Elephant culture they call this a sick move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Confused Squidward noises.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor ninjas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no! Now he’s smearing it out over his face!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Europemaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After third breakfast and second siesta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you’re left footed too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He must be left handed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s from flushing the toilet so many times, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe three towels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A true gentleman, showing her the Riker maneuver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And after the feral nom nom nom, he grabbed her by the pussy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Europe, all our roundabouts gave bidets installed. This is to repel all the dipshits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are okay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes a big mistake⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you can tell by his poo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've finally found the cure⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe trow some chicken vomit in the mix?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jimmy's Rustled⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the quit one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Super glue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, hemeroids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is heresy but lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight up spiritual⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see dead dicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Flemisch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a nice blue and black dress.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All yellow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  IM YOUR MASTER NOW, IM YOUR GOOOD!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermetically sealed, for your health!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Tits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Borgy Mc Borg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally tried this minecraft thing. Hows my build?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But chickens are tasty!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they don't know⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice memes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, loop-hole, get’m?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Hole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally 1984⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then shits on the floor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Administrative task management⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, the screen is not the computer!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s cause mom is a lesbian.