if only people knew how based He is

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the problem is Jesus is fucking rad, but God’s an asshole, and apparently you’re not allowed to think there’s a difference

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Even though there is only one God in Christianity. We also have Jesus, and the holy spirit.

    So now you need to know that God in the old Testament (before Jesus) was an asshole. An allmighty being that punished people for sinning or being near sins or because he was in a bad mood, who knows.

    Then in the new Testament Jesus told everyone God is a loving father who only is doing fair judgement and so on.

    So one God two tales.

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  • bytejunk@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesus is just one of the public appearances of the Emperor of Mankind.

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    • mindburrower@mastodon.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      @bytejunk @arctanthrope hilarious

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    !gnostic@sh.itjust.works lol

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  • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But have you ever seen Jesus and God in the same room at the same time?

    Checkmate Cathars

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  • Nobody@anarchist.nexus ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s Gnosticism in a nutshell.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      o hai

      !gnostic@sh.itjust.works

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The suffering is like, all on purpose or whatever idk

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  • zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if Jesus came to show who God actually are?

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literally literally Jesus Christ

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Of course I love hanging out with lepers. It’s funny as shit when their digits fall off and they freak out. Even funnier what they do when I heal that shit.

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They don’t fall off, they can’t feel the pain, so they just damage themselves a lot and they get infected, it’s mostly toes. Lepers are adorable really, you can see why someone would love them

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same energy

      Image

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  normies are BORING

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus was the original soft white underbelly

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• sleet01@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What if God was one of us?

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• thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  im all except drug user

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  • radiouser@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re missing out!

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• kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo

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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m like 2.5/5 (.5 bc I’m depressed snd got OCD and people think I “sound autistic”)

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• terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like it when they’re 5/5

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