Johanno
@Johanno@feddit.org
Bio ist für mich Abfall
- Comment on The fact that this is a real image is infuriating 13 hours ago:
He isn’t dumb. He knows what he is doing.
- Comment on Learning a new language is easy! 2 weeks ago:
English spelling is easy!
Just learn which word comes from which language.
Kindergarden. German, you spell the i like in German.
fable. French, you don’t spell every letter
Island. French
pace. Latin, you just spell it like you read it.
English has the problem that it just took words from many other languages and kept their pronunciation.
Which leads to a whole mess of words. Older words seem to have a bit more consistency.
- Comment on I believe him on a factual level, but not on an emotional level. 2 weeks ago:
Because they didn’t use the Autobahn
- Comment on SAD 3 weeks ago:
Don’t care! Had sex!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Just embrace the voyeurism
- Comment on Relevant advertising 🤪 5 weeks ago:
I don’t think so
- Comment on One more try maybe? 5 weeks ago:
Yeet the dog
- Comment on what a moment to live 1 month ago:
First time?
- Comment on New clothes, new DE, new setup 1 month ago:
Klaus get the Flammenwerfer
- Comment on 8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignment 1 month ago:
The more proficient and knowledgeable in a topic you are you usually tend to see how much you don’t know yet.
Rarely someone who is actually good is going to claim to know the most in a topic.
- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 1 month ago:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
- Comment on Thanks for the warning I guess?? 1 month ago:
WHAT??! I can’t hear you!
- Comment on Thanks for the warning I guess?? 1 month ago:
What?!
- Comment on What your coffee preparation method says about you 2 months ago:
I use Nixos. And I trink tea.
- Comment on Quack 2 months ago:
You forgot the corkscrew.
- Comment on The doctor regrets his creation. 2 months ago:
I mean the dead bodies he stole from the graveyard would be less of an issue to Greenpeace than animals.
- Comment on How do Americans win their country back? 2 months ago:
If you consider that more people didn’t vote for Trump and he still won, then yes.
- Comment on Monsters 2 months ago:
While I like the idea, afaik it only contains a few books
- Comment on The Divine Dick 2 months ago:
Jesus is not god.
- Comment on Well, Athens wasn't built in a day. 2 months ago:
Hail Hydra?
- Comment on Oh fuck no 2 months ago:
Ok you didn’t censor it. But did you consider uncensoring it?
- Comment on I just need to keep it steady 2 months ago:
So normally the magnetic tape would spin by the reader in the player. However instead of a tape they put an electro magnet there. Then they use the same technique to simulate a magnetic tape. Tadaa you made digital audio into electromagnetic audio
- Comment on Infinite Suffering 2 months ago:
That would mean you did it on purpose. But you didn’t power the trolley. You “accidentally” flipped the switch… And left. Since you can’t do more.
- Comment on Infinite Suffering 2 months ago:
Morally speaking people could argue that torturing immortal people is worse.
However legally speaking to you don’t kill them and therefore the immortals are preferred.
- Comment on Anon sells girl scout cookies 3 months ago:
Yes! All of that.
Probably not true at all…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Even worse! It’s going to be a women. A black woman.
The right will fill with anger if that happens.
- Comment on Y'all seen the middle part of my cat anywheres? 3 months ago:
How did you get that image? Editing?
- Comment on Artifical Intelligence 3 months ago:
Many unedited or using old Ai images I can detect with one look. A few more I can find by looking for inconsistencies like hands or illogical items.
However I am sure there will be more AI generated images that may even be a little bit edited afterwards that I can’t detect.
You will need an ai to detect them. Since at least in images ai is detectable by the way they create the files.
- Comment on Dormice 3 months ago:
Only the English call them like that. In German it is the Siebenschläfer. Literally translated the seven sleeper.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 3 months ago:
Well fission of uranium isn’t hard. I want you to see to fission a C atom! XD
