Johanno

@Johanno@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just embrace the voyeurism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relevant advertising 🤪⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One more try maybe?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeet the dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a moment to live⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New clothes, new DE, new setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Klaus get the Flammenwerfer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The more proficient and knowledgeable in a topic you are you usually tend to see how much you don’t know yet.

  Rarely someone who is actually good is going to claim to know the most in a topic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life goal: accomplished⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks for the warning I guess??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT??! I can’t hear you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks for the warning I guess??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What your coffee preparation method says about you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use Nixos. And I trink tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quack⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot the corkscrew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The doctor regrets his creation.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean the dead bodies he stole from the graveyard would be less of an issue to Greenpeace than animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do Americans win their country back?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you consider that more people didn’t vote for Trump and he still won, then yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monsters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  While I like the idea, afaik it only contains a few books

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Divine Dick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus is not god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, Athens wasn't built in a day.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hail Hydra?

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh fuck no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok you didn’t censor it. But did you consider uncensoring it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just need to keep it steady⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So normally the magnetic tape would spin by the reader in the player. However instead of a tape they put an electro magnet there. Then they use the same technique to simulate a magnetic tape. Tadaa you made digital audio into electromagnetic audio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Suffering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That would mean you did it on purpose. But you didn’t power the trolley. You “accidentally” flipped the switch… And left. Since you can’t do more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Suffering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Morally speaking people could argue that torturing immortal people is worse.

  However legally speaking to you don’t kill them and therefore the immortals are preferred.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sells girl scout cookies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! All of that.

  Probably not true at all…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even worse! It’s going to be a women. A black woman.

  The right will fill with anger if that happens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all seen the middle part of my cat anywheres?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you get that image? Editing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Artifical Intelligence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Many unedited or using old Ai images I can detect with one look. A few more I can find by looking for inconsistencies like hands or illogical items.

  However I am sure there will be more AI generated images that may even be a little bit edited afterwards that I can’t detect.

  You will need an ai to detect them. Since at least in images ai is detectable by the way they create the files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dormice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the English call them like that. In German it is the Siebenschläfer. Literally translated the seven sleeper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well fission of uranium isn’t hard. I want you to see to fission a C atom! XD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok if it is theoretically possible to cut atoms bay using metal knives then why didn’t ever a fission happen? I mean if you combine all knife cutting in the whole world since knives exist, the probability should be pretty high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'let me show you the nether before bed'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But losing is fun. Sometimes. I mean people play dark souls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is "son of a gun" an insult?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you are American, no. If you are from a civilised country, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs to pay the rent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Casting couch. There was no job