Johanno

@Johanno@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨95% of Lemmy would buy the album, though⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean he is all right. In comparison to the criminals in his wealth class.

  But I don’t understand people who fanboy him.

  I mean I believe when he dies steam will enshitificate but man Gabe is still a rich Bastard from allowing gambling and shit happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well would you look at that...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Democracy is a bad system. However it is the best we have right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And Make It A Yummy One⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon has more money.

  Crassus was the one with money who gave it to Caesar. Crassus was not stabbed, I think he was stabbing Caesar too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Total fabrication⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Phones are shitty for that.

  Some apps can’t save to a folder on your phone.

  So you have to share it with an app but the file manager doesn’t support that.

  So you share it with the printing app and then you print the pdf to your phone…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck in the ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He loves you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t say that. Diamonds are great for cutting and drilling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why i love my country⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Orange ape.

  The idiot over the ocean.

  That tax maniac.

  He has many names. And whatever shit you can think of, people immediately know who you are talking about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nailed it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In Minecraft the drug store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “scanner” is difficult because every “smart” device phones home and the connection is encrypted.

  However you can safely assume that everyone is doing it. Disconnect any smart device from the Internet and only trust the ones you set up yourself…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #231 Sins and Virtues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want it all and I want it now!

  • Gluttony
  • Sloth
  • Lust
  • Sorrow
  • wrath
  • vanity
  • pride And most importantly
  • Greed

  My greed demands everything!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infuriating day of the week layout⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This would be asymmetrical. Which doesn’t seem like a big issue, but if you have a big truck full of those it might tip over the side.

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if only people knew how based He is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even though there is only one God in Christianity. We also have Jesus, and the holy spirit.

  So now you need to know that God in the old Testament (before Jesus) was an asshole. An allmighty being that punished people for sinning or being near sins or because he was in a bad mood, who knows.

  Then in the new Testament Jesus told everyone God is a loving father who only is doing fair judgement and so on.

  So one God two tales.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Japanese⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh Heh Suckers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As if.

  They will water it down, shorten it up and place it at most on lesson on the side.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unfathomable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes rhe typical “light the filter and smoke it from the wrong side” people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love it when this happens while I'm scrolling⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grow your own⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think in Germany the tomato business is not able to compete with the Netherlands, so I don’t know of any local farmers growing tomatoes.

  In the supermarket you can’t buy them, and if they don’t taste differently.

  Also in Germany or the EU the tomato varieties are limited that you can sell for eating. While there are so much more tomato varieties that you could eat but not allowed to sell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grow your own⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Money is not the reason why I plant tomatoes.

  If I could I would buy them, but you can’t buy the flavor when they ship it green over the half the continent.

  Buying locally could work, but the business doesn’t work because it would be expensive and most people would not pay more for local food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love it when this happens while I'm scrolling⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am using the app voyager.

  The same app as OP who posted a screenshot of 2 posts.

  Because I am dumb I tried to press the button in the image.

  The solution is to not do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love it when this happens while I'm scrolling⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  3 times I pressed my finger on the image in order upvote…

  Maybe I am very dumb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would a disk shaped planet have uniform gravity like earth or would it vary depending on whether you're near the center or edges?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s say we have some magical way to keep the earth in a disc form even though the gravity would try to pull it into a sphere.

  Let’s say it is like a pizza and has the same height everywhere.

  This means the center of mass is in the middle.

  You would not notice lots of difference until you get to the edges where the gravity would pull you to the center of the world.

  Different model: earth has a lot more mass in the center and is still somehow flat on top and the mass is hidden under it.

  Now you would always be drawn to the center of the world. Only a few hundred Kilometers outwards you would already be standing at an ankle.

  Ok lets say in order to get the earth keep a disc under normal physics we replace the material it is made from with some kind of rubber like stuff.

  A fast rotation pulls it out and keeps the disc flat. Well now the rotation cancels out the gravity and the elastic effect of the material. People would just fly of the world into space except in the center however you probably would rotate with sth. About one rotation every few minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I don't answer questions"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Miles per hour. =mph

  Kilometers per hour. = kph or km/h

  I like the km/h because it is more correct and easier to read (given you have basic education)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I don't answer questions"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1 km/h = 0,62137119 mph

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I don't answer questions"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok so you are allowed to drive 30 km/h.

  What do you do?

  A) read your speedometer in order to drive according to the speed limit.

  B) just wing it and guess the speed.

  C) ask the policeman who you almost run over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bloodbath Ahead For EA As It Looks To Cut $700 Million In Annual Costs Under Saudi Arabia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is that they actually needed that much money for such mediocre games. They poured money into it and still made it an inferior game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon institutes the draft⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Our hamster died from a 50 cm fall. I don’t think they are as durable as mice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kids playing on a dead whale and not a tablet or phone in sight⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but do you know what is a great idea?

  Blowing up the whale with dynamite. This is always a good idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe this is the only comm that will not throw a hissy fit about this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In Germany it is covered as long as you are still in Germany.

  Hell sometimes even the flight from another country bqcj to Germany for surgery is covered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tracey fucked around and found out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A slap is correct.

  Then follow up with the unclear task.

  First answer is 16 - 4 = 12 12 /4 = 3 3+4=7

  However it could also mean that 16/4 =4 and then 4+0 =4

  Or you could also understand that Tracey wants 3 quarters so she would have 12

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't argue with his logic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well the church fixed that now.

  Children who die before they have a chance to be baptised are in heaven too.

  But everyone else is going to hell if they do not praise god.