Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Good morning.
Submitted 3 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 months ago
thurstylark@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
vga@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
threadfaker.comBut it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
“He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”
dan@upvote.au 3 months ago
Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
psmgx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You got his nose but he’s got pink eye
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
betahack@lemmy.world 3 months ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A shitpost is happening
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.
MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Couldn’t help thinking of this sketch… youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 months ago
Watch out she got his nose!
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Bro if I girl did this to me I’d never leave
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
True, and I’d be right where I wanna be
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s important not to peak to early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
Saltycracker@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A actual shitpost
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 months ago
who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A devote Amish, I’d assume.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How do you think they pass all that time with no technology? Sure, they missed The Wire and Deadwood, but they’ve discovered sexual techniques that are still 150 years out for the rest of us.
LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
My wife loved this
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.
omega_x3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
More like “pnease net go”. 😅
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you were prettier he would have enjoyed it.
deaf_fish@lemm.ee 3 months ago
If you were prettier people would like your comment.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I am goddamned gorgeous.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Pussy.
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Jokes on you im into that shit.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Literally
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re such a brownnoser.