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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jokes on you im into that shit.

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Literally

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    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re such a brownnoser.

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.

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    • thurstylark@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic

    Image

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    • vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No way is Elon Musk that cool.

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      • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.

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    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy

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      • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
        threadfaker.com

        But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.

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      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.

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    • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “pussy”

      “pusay”

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      • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pisay Pao. Z Nation was fun.

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  • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You got his nose but he’s got pink eye

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s mad because she never gave it back.

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    • betahack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.

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  • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top

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    • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      pussy - > pssy - > psay - > p yay!

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      • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        no i meant that

        Screenshot of the top of the image, which is garbled text which starts out somewhat normal looking then gets smaller and more indecipherable before turning into a gray bar. Then there is the letter “g” in white.

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    • DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A shitpost is happening

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well it’s been a while, wink wink.

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      • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh my, now I’m blushing.

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    • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…

      She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.

      you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.

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      • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.

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      • MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Couldn’t help thinking of this sketch… youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Watch out she got his nose!

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    • Telcontar@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I like trains

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      • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yes you do.

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  • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro if I girl did this to me I’d never leave

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    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.

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      • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        True, and I’d be right where I wanna be

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway

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  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s important not to peak to early. How was he ever suppose to top that?

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  • Saltycracker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A actual shitpost

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A devote Amish, I’d assume.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How do you think they pass all that time with no technology? Sure, they missed The Wire and Deadwood, but they’ve discovered sexual techniques that are still 150 years out for the rest of us.

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  • LongboardingLad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive

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  • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My wife loved this

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.

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  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.

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  • omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More like “pnease net go”. 😅

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you were prettier he would have enjoyed it.

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    • deaf_fish@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you were prettier people would like your comment.

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am goddamned gorgeous.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pussy.

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pisay

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      • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cunt

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