flicker

@flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fight fire with napalm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hilarious though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fight fire with napalm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You could write it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please give balls the appreciation they deserve⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I strapped a weight to a tortoise, could I train it go relatively fast?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I needed this after reading real news. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo Switch 2 – First-look trailer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope we get a new Ring Fit Adventure. That game is really fun and I’ve gotten a million hours out of it (and it justified the cost of the Switch, since I was able to buy the game once and not spend a subscription or get ads for equipment I’ll use one and never use again.)

  If they could somehow make one with a set of weights, I think I’d finally get biceps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do dogs and cats have dominant front paws?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wanted to say that “ambilateral” is an awesome word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How rare is it for people to live without anger?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t feel anger very often (and it’s very quick to vanish) and hate is extremely hard-won, but I have C-PTSD from childhood abuse and neglect. So I’m not your average person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lubricate first pls⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to start offering subtitling services cuz he’s usually pretty funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lubricate first pls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he unintelligible to folks? Damn. Time to get a pair of those stackable white plastic chairs for my lawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning I choose not violent just hungry.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s one of those German cannibals!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning I choose not violent just hungry.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in an ethical pickle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checking in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You need the rest of it:

  Hereyago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Resume help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See?

  My friends call this my “brightside bullshit” but it is a power. No matter what awful thing happens, I can say, “I know this can’t kill me,” and that’s pretty good.

  …admittedly some things, you’d rather they kill you, but luckily, most of those are behind us. So! Prepared to deal with anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Resume help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine made me capable of surviving almost anything. Which is terrible. But you can spin that, for your resume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Resume help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been using stuff like “capable in a changing environment” and “adept at multitasking” to mean “I have CPTSD and ADHD” for years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Appreciate it but luckily it was like 30 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I immediately thought this is a person on opiates.

  Source: saw my mother do this when I was young.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hyperintelligent aliens should understand that comedy shouldn’t punch down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I choose making things even.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it? You didn’t use any.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent anti smoking ad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck I want a cigarette now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent anti smoking ad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait a minute...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

  It’s the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and we thought our thing with beans was bad⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Appreciate it but your comment got auto corrected on two instances of “causal” to “casual” by commie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The last time my boyfriend heard “colder than a witch’s tit” he reached over and touched my boob ans said, “Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement.”

  I’m probably gonna marry him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where's my damn plume⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This just solved it for me. That is exactly it. I’ve been angry at stairs my whole life and now I realize it’s because I go up them as fast as I walk- which is considerably faster than most people I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funko gets community noted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Downright folksy.