Laxative Effect

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• tequinhu@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Think of it this way: Nobody wants to use the gas station bathroom, this means that the worst cases of explosive diarrhea are necessary for usage, rendering it even dirtier

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• phonics@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Once when I was a kid I drank a 2 liter bottle of coke on a road trip and was busting to pee. Like a Linux user wanting say they use arch. We finally stopped at a gas station and I let er rip. Felt so relieved, felt human again. Started walking back to the car, the color left my face and my lips started tingling because they were so dry, realized there was a second piss tsunami aftershock forming. So I ran back to the the bathroom. But the thing is, my mum saw me walking back to the car after my de’piss’ot. Then when she looked up again I was gone. She thought someone stole me.

  And that’s when I learned how much my mum loved me. Enough to hug and kiss me crying in a gas station parking lot but not enough to say ‘you probably shouldn’t drink 2 liters of coke straight from the bottle’

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• marighost@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I once saw a trucker stick his ass out of his truck in the parking lot of a gas station and let loose right then and there. Must've been the roller dogs, you just rent them things.

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ugghh, of course I’d see this to start the week. I begin my colonoscopy prep 😒

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  • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hope everything comes out alright.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      😏

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You getting sedated or gonna watch “the millenium falcon work it’s way through the asteroid tunnels?”

    I found it fascinating

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    • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hmm, if the option to watch a digital snake eat my ass… I’ll stay awake(sedated)… I ❤️ medical stuff, duh.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Colonoscopies aren’t the number one medical procedure, but they’re right up there!

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Slow clap 👏

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• justlemmyin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A gas station has a very eerie ring to it now that America is basically nazi.

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, if anyone’s going to invent drive-through ethnic cleansing camps, it’s America.

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• adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As someone who worked at a gas station for many years, I definitely don’t miss this. For some reason the Women’s room was always consistently bad (I assume because they all hovered) while the Men’s room was relatively easy to clean.

  But every week or so there was something like the image in the Men’s room that made me regret being born. I’m sure there’s a lesson in there about outliers messing up the average or something.

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  • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a man who recently took a long road trip, I don’t believe you. The men’s room floor is always coated in piss.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, but that’s an easy clean. Spray the floor, let it sit for a bit, mop it at the end of the day. Shit spackled across vertical surfaces is a more involved process, especially if they have little shelves and curved areas.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I got the Sheetz at Sheetz.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why destroy your own one? Don’t have to clean the public toilet.

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  • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Technically it’s private property even if the public can use it

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• dataprolet@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wacken 2025

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Only 2025?

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