flambonkscious

@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Factually correct number tier list. I will not be taking questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m confused, phase explain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His last pickup rolled over.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thing is, if it’s older, it probably doesn’t have obnoxious flared wheel arches and whatnot like this 4 wheeled collection of fragile masculinity.

  If it’s a mobile home and hauls stuff, that’s completely granted (although the snorkel in most cases is almost certainly ridiculous performative bullshit), yours sounds like it has a purpose ‘beyond ego boundaries’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His last pickup rolled over.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of a question is that?

  of course they have fucking snorkels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His last pickup rolled over.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been thinking of printing out labels that say ‘plastic masculinity facade’ for these cars (they’re everywhere in NZ)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice double entendre

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy anniversary of the day absolutely nothing happened at nowhere square!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Brilliant trust, well done!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Existential dread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …there’s a fetish in there somewhere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's time to stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  bonk!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(゜O゜;⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what I thought! I’m too stupid to make anything more of it here for this community though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that dogs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else is in Miss Piggy's DMs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …almost enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ewwwww⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With a brick, not the body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't try this at home⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do share the results, especially in work meetings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whole roll, though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As man, indeed.

  I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least it’ll be warm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I.... what?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What_ever! _

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, Mom!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that’s something to put on a cake!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the one holding the record for longest cave hide and seek⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, imagine if Saddam became the Christ?

  Maybe we’re not on the worst timeline after all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here kitty kitty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great tone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does patrick stewart’s head look like a football with a face?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I concur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨macrobomech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my gosh! Is that shredders handler?

  I’ve got the vaguest teenage memories but nothing specific

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vintage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Colour! Silver is boring unless it’s a highlight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O LORD YEA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All the while weirdos peeping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thicc boie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Great tangent, well done team!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hoppy easter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, that helps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait for it...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, fuck you man!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been holding it in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, they’re a bull-ride, for sure!

  I gave up on em after several years 'cos I was tired of living with the side effects and had to keep increasing the dose or adding SNRIs into the mixture…