flambonkscious

@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, kiwi skin.

  To be fair, it’s not that bad and wouldn’t be flossy at all, I just thought it was funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't sweep....⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The title really ties together, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨... huh...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, that’s so visual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal on the inside, business on the outside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was loving Ne Obliviscaris on the way in this morning - such contrasts between dark and light!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smartphone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the air tonight, by Phil collins. Dammit, now you’ve got that song in my head!

  However I’d like to believe there’s an awesome mistranslation of someone coumming in an ear or something - maybe the captions are wonky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor salmon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, that just blew my mind.

  I guess there’s reptiles, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you can't provide for your family! You WILL provide for me!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you wrote monocle (a la monopoly) and was surprised it still fits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨relax⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wth?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the stamp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is this douchebag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a dog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that like the standard Zach G. stuff (painfully awkward) or actually funny?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I never knew

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the vertical spacing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He knows his ABCs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re not really at the point of any sort of enforcement, yet - still the Arbitrarily Allied Humour Standardisation System is essentially in the stages of communication and education.

  AAHSS enforcement remains over the horizon, at this stage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is great by what was exceptional was the double joke in the title, great work OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share them all!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, maybe - but which one is the degenerate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sleeper has awakened⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, will do!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He knows his ABCs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice double entendre.

  Sadly, that’s Thursdays theme - this is casual racism Wednesday (or of you’re east of the international date line: inappropriate touching Tuesday)…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨birb⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flava flav

  Pigeon pidg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And, it’s fucking fascinating. Don’t get sedated, watch the weirdness!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plants looking at people looking at people looking at fungi⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quality rant, thanks for the on point wording!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High fashion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  White on shoes is the stupidest fucking idea ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord of the Night⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s pretty good! It might be time for another alt account

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what that was about - some sort of classification issue, or just having problems pinning them down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨polska⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks that was amazing.

  Worth it just for the roundabout tomfoolery!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How It Works: Bunker Buster Bomb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its 2025, sorry.

  “Bring out yer deadbraincells…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just in time for rainy season⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t croak my style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just in time for rainy season⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s delightful!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨XDA Forum User response to Google⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks interesting - have you compared it to 2fas, by any chance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a heart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on your frame of reference, really.

  A pair of large vags(?) colliding sounds like a great time…