flambonkscious

@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit (12 Celsius), raining moderately hard, the rain is cold, and there's a guy blowing around wet leaves with a leaf blower. What the hell is the obsession with leaf blowers?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus, you can leave it in awkward places as a trap!

  _doinggg!!! _

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for answers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, that’s got me thinking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meep meeep meep⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beaker would have so much bottled up rage, poor camera man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The torque better not be too strong with this one⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Amen, brother!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spectacular, well done.

  That ones going in the dadabase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🗣 📢 W A T E R⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that im into!

  All these basic white bitches (I mean that in an ungendered way) basically covering themselves in clipart makes me sick. Whether it’s a young builder with the monster logo and a skull or some barista abomination, its all so trashy and performative

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[1]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You didn’t see it? Come on bro…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Judas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that’s a tasty quote to save for later!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*MATHS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Questionable template, by otherwise good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intruder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Line up, fuckers!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAIL SATAN⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scalper economy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One thing that started here in New Zealand was reporting on and ranking their portfolio sizes (lots had it tied up in an estate or trust, but that connection was able to be reported on - even if it might be ‘co-owned by the family’).

  We still have huge problems in this area but the noble few that don’t ‘stand out like a dogs bollocks’ and all the others just looked like the same bunch of psycho/sellouts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your best infodump.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, that was rad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your best infodump.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beam me ‘daddy’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your best infodump.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sysadmin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I questioned my sanity while parsing your insanity Therefore you get extra points For this hilarity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cry harder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like anything in the internet, it starts with AdNauseum or uBlock origin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Politics 101, baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat Drip⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jealous! Way better than a lap cat on so many levels…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But who cares?

  Sure, the idiots at jaguar are flushing their brand, but who cares?!? It’s their shit pile to destroy, after all…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rip frend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now_there’s_ a remix!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True horsepower⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I fucked up the autocorrect, such is life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now is the best time to start that thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You bully of sprites, you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True horsepower⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t a house, also?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus Christ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hang on, what? I might need to rethink a few things…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left. It wouldnt know how big the pants should be on the right⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is adorable and I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanking you for legitimising the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2024 Administration is Shaping Up Like a Comic Book Villain Squad!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking this feels like saints row…

  Not that we should hype up these degenerates, of course. This is very troubling stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuckery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuckery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points