flambonkscious
@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Two sides to every story 12 hours ago:
Well that’s a novel take on things
- Comment on End my torment 1 day ago:
That’s awesome!
- Comment on Yes this year is going to be really good and productive 2 days ago:
Lovely story… I’ve just found out my healthcare organisation gets its corporate branding wallpaper from an anonymous read blob storage (which I think I can get access to).
The temptation to fill this with dick pics on my last day is more than I thought. Not ready to retire yet, unfortunately!
I also hand a workmate when we were both young and this guy was a hot headed young Russian, he’d monitor the borderware firewall logs and counter hack people probing it (back in 2010…). so on his last week I was really worried about what timebombs or other traps he may have set. Turns out the guy was a complete professional (which shouldn’t have surprised me, really - he hated the management but loved the team and wouldn’t have done anything to hurt us)
- Comment on 😋🔫 2 days ago:
Snooker comps (technically its a bow tie, but why let the details get in the way?)
- Comment on allium gang rise up 🌰 2 days ago:
Fuck yeah! Where was this a year ago?
Cold bean shots rule
- Comment on allium gang rise up 🌰 2 days ago:
Holy crap
- Comment on deez nutz save lives 2 days ago:
I’m guessing this was somewhere in the pacific
- Comment on Safety first 2 days ago:
That classic!
I remember seeing in town a bunch of people smoking right next to a gas main in the walkway under their building (so not huge gas pipe, I think it ‘just’ served the building). Natural selection and all that…
- Comment on The greatest subtitle in history 3 days ago:
What’s this from, I wonder?
- Comment on Price gouging 6 days ago:
They also are likely to rebuild and throw away with every race
- Comment on Understanding Service Industry Induced ADHD (SIADHD) 6 days ago:
I thought this was real for a bit (I skimmed and missed some of the obvious bullets)
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 1 week ago:
In the snow - the perfect example of pointlessly redundant
- Comment on The bushes were people 🤯 1 week ago:
I concur. Good to see there’s a few exceptions (the other comments - glad they’re all just having fun) but the exporting of American culture is sickening
- Comment on What do you think? 1 week ago:
Sex isn’t just one way, though… Or are you having sex with a toy, maybe? (I’m not sure if that technically counts as sex, if I’m being pedantic?)
- Comment on Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs 1 week ago:
That is amazing!
- Comment on I used to think I didn't have a single paternal bone in my body 2 weeks ago:
That would be more than one bone, though. Maybe the vartilage of the nose got somewhere when someone was kissing a starfish?
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 2 weeks ago:
Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!
- Comment on What is the best way to drop 50lbs in two months without spending alot and no fad diets? 2 weeks ago:
No one suggested Delhi belly?? Just eat a bunch of raw chicken, bro
(This is terrible advice)
- Comment on Sexting 3 weeks ago:
Oh, hell no!
- Comment on Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass? 3 weeks ago:
Occasionally they come out with something good though.
You’d pretty much need to keep scraping the new instances that pop up - I gather they are and make accounts everywhere. Its just dumb
- Comment on Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass? 3 weeks ago:
I’m in!
- Comment on Sexting 3 weeks ago:
Wow, what’s that from?
- Comment on Sexting 3 weeks ago:
That sounds like great fun, indeed. Almost wholesome, even
- Comment on smh 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on smh 3 weeks ago:
I’m so frustrated and confused
- Comment on Oh nuts! 3 weeks ago:
Oh, those are tits?!
You American prudes need to catch up on your potty humour and ornithology (not sure if thats the correct word for it)
- Comment on Oh nuts! 3 weeks ago:
Wait, chickenadeets are a real thing? I’ve only ever heard the word (and in a human context, no less)
- Comment on If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be? 3 weeks ago:
ASStocrats, maybe!
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 3 weeks ago:
Fuck you i won’t do what you tell me!
- Comment on aspirations 4 weeks ago:
I reckon I can see jazz aneurysms in there on the left!
