Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️

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• HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  AI generated cutlery?

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Nah just posh designer flatware

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  cow utensils

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• CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.

  Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?

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• Sibshops@feddit.cl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine (Live)

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hope you wouldn’t mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sliverware

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes, a fork that isn’t scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages

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• Eternal192@anarchist.nexus ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t know if it’s AI or if it’s real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands.

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• fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want these though

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Star Trek flatware.

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it? I was jokingly to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.

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• JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get this AI shit out of here!

  /s

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You joke, but rest assured this abomination is real.

    Pinti Stainless Steel Cutlery

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My eyes kinda skipped over “this” in the title and I was very confused about the picture.

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• Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?

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  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?

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