Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cow utensils

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• Sibshops@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine (Live)

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pfft, amateur.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah, I see we’re using the “Fuck You” silverware collection tonight

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can the half spoon half fork!

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• nailingjello@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• wizzer@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My new favourite cutlery manufacturer

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They get worse the more you look

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    • wizzer@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn’t run away from a place serving those utensils

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cheaper than I expected

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I’d buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  these could kill an autistic person

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Star Trek flatware.

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is it? I was jokingly to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.

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• Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t buy cutlery from the Backrooms

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope you wouldn’t mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands.

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• CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.

  Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sliverware

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• fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want these though

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cow Tools.

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• CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.

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  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t Starve Maxwell’ cuttlery?

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• Eternal192@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t know if it’s AI or if it’s real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.

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• JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get this AI shit out of here!

  /s

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You joke, but rest assured this abomination is real.

    Pinti Stainless Steel Cutlery

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• Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?

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  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?

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  • AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It never ceases reminding me that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like them. If they weren’t as expensive as they are, I’d actually buy them.

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cylon cutlery Image

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• sploder@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yes, a fork that isn’t scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just use the other side

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• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My eyes kinda skipped over “this” in the title and I was very confused about the picture.

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• Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m guessing you no longer want to have friends?

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• Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cuber truck of untrsild

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sorry… what did you call me?

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AI silverware.

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Check other comments. It’s real. Just posh artists

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  • pulsey@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    these existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.

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