postmateDumbass
@postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
- Comment on "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President" 1 week ago:
Justin Buffet.
Debut album of yacht rock about cruise ship self serve meals.
- Comment on "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President" 1 week ago:
It would be better if the guy peeking from behind was Nixon.
- Comment on "So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President" 1 week ago:
Pew pew … pew pew … pew
- Comment on I Hate It When That happens 2 weeks ago:
The song is about the plane crash that killed buddy holly, richie valens, and the big bopper.
- Comment on BONNGGGG 3 weeks ago:
A polite piano would have phoned ahead.
- Comment on What is the collective noun for General Lees? 3 weeks ago:
Could have been a bunch of General Motors products on the leeside of a mountain range.
But im pretty sure they were MOPAR.
- Comment on Mental health professionals rarely allow you to talk about the socioeconomic factors too 3 weeks ago:
The National Man-Couch Love Association member who is also VP basically came out and said let the poor people die a few days ago.
- Comment on The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is obvious: they don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everyone would want it everywhere. 4 weeks ago:
Corollary: where did those tax dollars go previously?
- Comment on The crazy bastards, they've finally done it 5 weeks ago:
Skeptikal.
- Comment on Mind your structural integrity 5 weeks ago:
Thats a blacklight photo.
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 5 weeks ago:
You just reinvented trains, but with more public in the way.
- Comment on The irony of arguing with someone who read about it in a history book vs. you having lived it 1 month ago:
Does their underwear have a horn of plenty on the label ?
- Comment on This is why Americans hate Socialism. 1 month ago:
I bugged out 20 years ago and that community you refer to took alll they could from me and kicked me to the curb.
Im gonna need appologies and damages compensated before i believe in society again.
Im not holding my breath.
- Comment on Alcoholic billionaire says he wants to shove a camera up every workers ass. 1 month ago:
It has Electrodes for delivering motivational shocks.
- Comment on Feels Like 2016 Was When It Started 1 month ago:
You forgot The Patriot Act, 2001.
- Comment on Food served to US service men & women. 1 month ago:
Operation Dim Sum vs The Orange Chicken
- Comment on Rich people don't understand us at all. 2 months ago:
The Mechanical Jerk
- Comment on How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️ 2 months ago:
Cylon cutlery Image
- Comment on Am I the only one? 2 months ago:
How are any of the leaks costing them money or lost profits?
- Comment on "No precedent in American history!" NYT would have defended child labor. 2 months ago:
If the government plan is better and cheaper the porivate insurance is doing many things very badly.
- Comment on Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules! 2 months ago:
Most people likely think this is a Motörhead fan forum
- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 2 months ago:
Do you ride sidesaddle as well?
- Comment on Lead writer Margaret Hamilton standing next to the finished Moon landing script 2 months ago:
Oh, if her middle name was Alexandria
- Comment on Why didn't Luigi ManGioni go to trial? Why not get a better deal knowing the prosecution would have to pony up some serious plea bargain? 2 months ago:
Maybe he has enough in the gofundme to buy a pardon from Trump.
- Comment on I need an adult 2 months ago:
Table grapes have learned from the chameleon.
- Comment on I need an adult 2 months ago:
I was similarly let down. Image
- Comment on I need an adult 2 months ago:
Cant have pesants eating royal onion now can we?
- Comment on just temporarily embarrassed billionaires, one good idea or lottery ticket from making it rich 2 months ago:
Elon’s treason and corruption would be an easier case to prosecute and confiscate his ill gotten wealth.
Especially with ICE and national security involved.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 2 months ago:
One day you see a milk carton in the store with a picture of your food on it…
