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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.

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  • ALilOff@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how ‘I’M A MAN!’

      Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let’s get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It’s very easy, step one step two.

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  • Microw@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevic boypussi

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    • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        It’s not gay if you’re on top- heir to the Romans Stalin

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    • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah. Tankies always forget you can’t have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.

      “Authoritarian communism” is an oxymoron.

      And not an “emphasis” kind of oxymoron like “bittersweet” or “impossible solution”, or a “poetic” kind like “living dead”.
      An “absolutely impossible” kind of oxymoron. like “married bachelor” or “squared circle”.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Authoritarian communism” is an oxymoron.

        The definition of “Authoritarianism” seems to be bound up in the libertarian view of free markets versus unfree governments.

        There’s a book I like called The People’s Republic of Walmart. It describes how much of the Command Economy practiced in the 60s and 70s by “authoritarian” socialist states was picked up and integrated into the corporate model in an effort to improve efficiency of supply chains and reduce the cost of industrial manufacturing. Walmart’s vertical integration follows a model that any Socialist government would laud. It just hordes the surplus for shareholders, at the expense of its employment base.

        When the Socialists were making cars in Yugoslavia with a highly efficient regional distribution of manufacturing and assembly, it was horrifying infringement on the rights of the business community. When Ford and Nissian picked up on these practices and imported them to the US and Japan, it was The Miracle of Free Market Innovation that delivered huge returns to investors.

        Liberals love to cringe and wring their hands when they hear about Lenin’s “Dictatorship of the Proletariat”. After all, how can we be free if worker’s council get to dictate our housing stock or our employment opportunities or our transit corridors or our retail inventory? But they’re utterly blaise about living under an economy whose function is dictated by a handful of corporate boards and banking executives making all the same decisions because… freedom?

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  • peteyestee@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay… What’s the deal with boneless wings? I’ve noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’m only bone in, cuz I like dark meat.

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    • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s “choosing the easy option” and “being soft”. There’s no deeper meaning that I can discern.

      Evidently, “real men” choose “hardship” so they are ready when “hardship” chooses them?

      Also I think the pictured “(Alpha Male)” account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.

      Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.

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    • trashboat@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?

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  • Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bro looks like a lawer you’d see on a billboard

      Image

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This isn’t the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don’t take 7yos to Hooters anymore?

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We’ve always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

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    • menemen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don’t have gender in our language).

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      • Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Which is the prime example for gendered language not doing shit for inclusivity.

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      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Unlike Romanian, which has gendered pronouns, adjectives, numbers and nouns

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I would say it makes being trans there easier, but…

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

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  • MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So we all become sexy with communism ?

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Communists are sexy now?

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  • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Boneless wings are superior. I’ll stand by that

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    • FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t disagree but they’re basically chicken nuggets.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Whole meat chicken nuggets!

        That’s important.

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      • TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        But they’re ✨ sophisticated ✨

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  • Dick_Justice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait, what… what did the words say?

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  • Katzelle3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it gay to eat tenders?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes. It’s quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.

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    • darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tenders - yes Tendies - no

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    • jaredt@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is it tender to eat gays?

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  • TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

      Meme accelerationism

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      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Needs some photocopier burns to complete the process!

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  • aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()…

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    • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s the other way around.

      X is a “if you build it, they will come” situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.

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    • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry.

      I got a good laugh out of this

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I haven’t seen or heard of this gormless Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, he’s serious? Poe’s Law strikes again!

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  • Szewek@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    WTF are boneless wings?

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    • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not “manly”. You have to chew the bones, like an “alpha wolf” or something.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I mean I admit, gnawing at the bones is part of the fun for me

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      • Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.

        This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.

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    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.

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    • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      One step above nuggets if you’re lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.

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      • My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        COUGH-Applebee’s-COUGH

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would you eat them if they were called “Buffalo Nuggets”? Sounds like poop to me. “Buffalo Tenders” isn’t much better, because it sounds like the nether regions of the buffalo. Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders are breaded and fried, because they are white meat and don’t have the skin of a wing. Then they are coated in buffalo wing sauce. The benefit is you can eat them whole and there’s no plate of gnawed bones leftover. You could even use a fork and keep your fingers clean.

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    • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      some of them they cut the end of the wing out and they use pliers or something to pull out the bones

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  • smokingpistol@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trippin I love me some boneless wings

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  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fellas, is it gay to want to fuck Stalin if he looks like the person at the end?

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    • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.

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      • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Oh good, I thought for a minute I might be sent to the gulags.

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  • Rajkuhl@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anywhere between boneless wings and communism. Would smash.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not sure how to square away my respect for pronouns and acceptance of trans people with my strong preference for bone-in wings. Like, really strong. The meat is just better.

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think that’s the true ending. I think we can take this even further

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well a court ruled boneless wings do not actually have to be boneless l, so… 🤷‍♂️

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