samus12345
@samus12345@lemm.ee
- Comment on Blobfish 11 hours ago:
But he’s mentioned in the fish’s name.
- Comment on Let me be *perfectly* clear... 12 hours ago:
Only John Cena is perfectly clear.
- Comment on Blobfish 12 hours ago:
He looked so much younger then.
- Comment on Blobfish 15 hours ago:
I mean, they’re still kinda goofy looking when alive.
- Comment on Mother 15 hours ago:
- Comment on woolly little chafer 1 day ago:
It’s setae.
- Comment on woolly little chafer 1 day ago:
Southern Africa, natively.
- Comment on LoisGriffinNakedMasturbatingUncensored.exe 5 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
*in the knee
- Comment on Online Wars Aside, 'Snow White' Simply Isn't Getting Moviegoers to Buy In 6 days ago:
I haven’t cared about any of their live-action remakes so far, but I have to admit I’m looking forward to the Lilo & Stitch one.
- Comment on The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area 6 days ago:
I was walkin’ through the forest
And a sign said they removed the bins to produce less rubbish
“We kindly ask all visitors to take their litter home!”
Man, what do I look like, a garbage bin?
- Comment on Nicole endgame 6 days ago:
- Comment on Nicole endgame 1 week ago:
Ah, now it makes sense! Wonder how many suckers actually paid something?
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 week ago:
First, he and his wife had been separated for some time, and he had minimal contact with his kids. Second, how many children lost a parent due to being denied coverage as a direct result of his policies? I don’t know the exact number, but I know it’s a lot. No sympathy for that evil bastard.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 week ago:
The UK: America without so much fascism and with better health care!
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, accused of US CEO murder, depicted in London mural 1 week ago:
The Hitler 'stache on the new snoo design is on point, though.
- Comment on "The Day The Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie" will reportedly be pulled from theaters this Wednesday 1 week ago:
Bad for theaters, good for 🏴☠️
- Comment on Fucking hell 1 week ago:
It does exactly, and I didn’t notice that. “Four score and twelve.”
- Comment on You better say "Thank You"! 1 week ago:
I guess the good news is your uncomfortable feeling has been vindicated. Where we are now is where nationalism leads.
- Comment on Fucking hell 1 week ago:
That still fits the pattern of “bigger number, then smaller number.”
- Comment on Fucking hell 1 week ago:
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie…
- Comment on You better say "Thank You"! 1 week ago:
Well, these are the ones who were able to make the trip.
- Comment on You better say "Thank You"! 1 week ago:
- Comment on San Jose Cochran Frog 🐸 1 week ago:
Frog coloration meaning: DANGER!!! DO NOT EAT!!!
Humans: straight into the mouth
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 1 week ago:
Ultra tate mode.
- Comment on New Report Shows Working-Class Americans Live 7 Years Fewer Than Rich 1 week ago:
- Comment on New Report Shows Working-Class Americans Live 7 Years Fewer Than Rich 1 week ago:
- Comment on Does presidential immunity mean you're immune from bullets? 1 week ago:
I propose we test it.
- Comment on Fuck animal breeders that keep breeding damaged animals into a life where they will only know pain and torment. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Wankpanzers 2 weeks ago:
It’s a cismission (but he just calls it “normal.”)