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- Comment on I don't get this post! 2 days ago:
Bumb Fuck!
- Comment on He's a party guy 3 days ago:
Squint and he’s wearing a maga hat smh
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 4 days ago:
I had one geography and pre-algebra teacher in junior high that was like this. She practically refused to give out 100% on any assignment or test, and as far as I know no one ever could. She took the time to pick out any little flaw. Word misspelled? You lost points (granted, that’s fair for place names in geography). Handwriting not typewriter-perfect? You lost points. Didn’t quite erase something to her standards? You lost points. Didn’t format a handwritten page precisely as she defined (and she was extremely precise)? If you’re lucky you lost points, but she often threw those away with a zero. Used the wrong type of pencil? Allegedly she could tell if it wasn’t written with a #2 pencil, and would throw the it away if it wasn’t. The best grade I got in either of those classes was 99.5%. What did I miss? One of my 'i’s had the dot slightly touching the rest of the letter. Real Umbridge character personality-wise too, more than anyone I ever met.
All this allegedly to prepare for college. So it was a shocker when I got there find out that I could straight up get 2/10 correct on a calculus test but still be graded at 80% because (read this in a slavic accent) “you made mistakes in algebra, but you know your calculus”. Go figure
- Comment on Anon takes the horsepill 5 days ago:
Bikes are pretty simple machines. Even if it rides like shit you can keep it rolling with duct tape, a hammer, and spit. Horses are brittle. Injuries that other animals walk off are a death sentence to them, and even with lesser injuries, it takes time to heal
- Comment on Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse Pillenfeest 5 days ago:
Tastes like old rubber band to me
- Comment on That's not oxidized plastic... 6 days ago:
Nah, that’s definitely the blinker stalk. The end twists to turn the headlights on and off and the dial closer to the middle is for adjusting illumination brightness. Another comment said the button on the end is some propriety Honda thing. Plus it’s clearly on the driver’s side of the wheel (though tbf I’m assuming left-hand drive here)
- Comment on l fixed it! 6 days ago:
We barely have custom roms, and they’re almost exclusively for pixel devices these days. Even new OnePlus phones have no custom rom support because OnePlus stopped releasing the MSM tool that’s needed for any custom development. Til though that incidentally the OnePlus 11 does have some custom roms because the MSM tool for it was leaked, but nothing else released after the 9 has any custom rom development
- Comment on Poo science 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon starts a lawn mower 1 week ago:
Golden rule, divide older partners age by two, then add seven, the younger partner should be at least that old. Op should’ve been at least 18.5-19 to date a 21-22 year old. 15 is barely a teenager, fucking gross.
- Comment on True Story 1 week ago:
You know, knock on wood. At least he’s fucking ancient
- Comment on the distance 1 week ago:
She’s provolone…
Provolone!
…provolone, it’s charcuterie.
- Comment on AI Elections 1 week ago:
“Wicconana”
- Comment on Is there as much enthusiasm for Trump online today as eight years ago? 1 week ago:
I’ve been hearing a lot about this “everything that’s manmade, tall, and narrow is a phallus” theory the last few years, online and even in some college courses. Frankly, I don’t really buy it. Disclosure, this is totally out of my field, so feel free to set my take on fire if I’m wrong. I don’t doubt that the phallus explanation is true in a few cases, but for most towers, spires, steeples, and other pointy monuments, there’s a couple of other possible inspirations that seem more likely to me. The first would be the upright and narrow stance of humans as opposed to animals standing on four legs close to the ground, like a monument to human exceptionalism. Another theory that I would buy is that tall things just look cool to us on an instinctual level. Trees, mountains, and cliffs are beautiful and are more easily personified than other natural features (relating back to the first point). They have this dignity and magesty about them, it makes sense that our architecture and art would attempt to convey that.
I don’t know, I guess I’m just projecting when I say this, but I just can’t imagine designing a building with cool spikes and thinking “these represent my dick”.
- Comment on Surprise! 1 week ago:
You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate
Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise
- Comment on NNN 2 weeks ago:
So is my nervous system.
🎶 Wake me up, when November ends 🎶
- Comment on Capsaicin 2 weeks ago:
That’s why we invented ide’s with linters
- Comment on She must be unhinged 2 weeks ago:
I’ll wait to see if the kid can swing it
- Comment on Oh fuck no 2 weeks ago:
You got stickers? I literally got nothing but a bad sandwich in a bag. I wouldn’t have known it was a Krabby patty meal if I wasn’t the one who bought it. Afaik mine didn’t even have a special sauce - or any sauce for that matter. And they were out of vanilla so I didn’t get the pineapple shake either.
Fast food used to come with toys goddamn it! How we’ve fallen as a society 😞
- Comment on Bad news 2 weeks ago:
Noted
- Comment on Pee posting? 2 weeks ago:
But urine it to win it
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 2 weeks ago:
In my head it’s really adorable
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 2 weeks ago:
Imo, Charon’s actually a cool name
- Comment on Relationship goals 3 weeks ago:
It goes from “A” to “G”
- Comment on Eat lead 3 weeks ago:
Booooooo (jk lol)
- Comment on Who all wants a silent spring? 3 weeks ago:
Grand Old Bee’s?
- Comment on Five flavors 🤤 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum! 4 weeks ago:
That bird’s gonna pop like the one in Shrek
- Comment on Anon plays shirts vs skins 4 weeks ago:
I’m a dude, but it was the same for the girls at my school: skins wore their shirts, and shirts wore a second communal sleeveless track shirt over their shirt. So we called it skins and shirts, but really it was shirts and double-shirts
- Comment on Make the right choice. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Sad and Lonely 4 weeks ago:
Lonely though not alone 😢
