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@0ops@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIRE(et) IN THE HOLE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like he gets paid by the hour

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stung by customer losses, Comcast says all its new plans have unlimited data⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s really a good dog, he just gets knotty around vets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody poops⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beaches⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never noticed this before. But now I see it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the Dodge ram logo wasn’t just a weird ‘M’ for some reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s the point if you read between the lines. I don’t think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren’t the victims here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck I’m so dumb lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine the difference in the cost of living between NYC and upstate New York compensates for that? Median income alone isn’t a super useful metric

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coleslawpsicle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chickenslap⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smh it’s like these people have never slapped a chicken before

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Enlightening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot enough for ya?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Raw egg is relatively safe, it’s the flour that’s the main risk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse the paradox, but if you think that you or anyone else isn’t a just kid that got old then you still need to grow the fuck up. Sex and wealth, the two reasons humans have done anything at all for millennia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McPenis⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Twist it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy takes more oil than my car

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Help girlfrend is poinignant?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Anon goes on a field trip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And were they racist pumpkins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In this day and age is it possible to create a commune? With majority of vegetables coming from one acre and all put in to get wifi to our subdivision? So the bill is not that high?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The funnest vegetable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would rather not fuck this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strawberries are nuts 🍓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda like your mom last night

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Basically⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow A+ comment, extremely informative

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I concede. I will eat a pickle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You eat a pickle!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨House members erupt into a screaming match following senators forced removal from press conference⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be a hot summer though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna need surgery, doc⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice butt though, could be worse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fabulous through the ages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Swoll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s funny, I happen to have you tagged as an incel. Not sure if I want to remind myself why

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's split personality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Band name