what’s in your pants? a gun.
Beaches
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Gunderwear
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 months ago
The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.
dan@upvote.au 2 months ago
TIL my gender is legs.
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cus I must be nuts
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.
AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How can I qualify for government grants?
Kertyna@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Got an aunt Florence livin’ in France.
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ain’t got no chicken, ain’t got no rats
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 months ago
“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”
wewbull@feddit.uk 2 months ago
S to the I to the M to the P
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
0ops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what’s in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.
Limonene@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If gender is what’s in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I must be phone/wallet then.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
What if I’m not wearing pants. Have I no gender?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Think so.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wowsers! This really whips the Llama’s tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won’t quit — it’s like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I thought the exact same thing!!