what’s in your pants? a gun.
Beaches
Submitted 3 days ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 days ago
sundray@lemmus.org 3 days ago
Gunderwear
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 day ago
The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.
dan@upvote.au 3 days ago
TIL my gender is legs.
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Cus I must be nuts
pennomi@lemmy.world 3 days ago
If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.
AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 3 days ago
How can I qualify for government grants?
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 days ago
“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”
Kertyna@feddit.nl 3 days ago
Got an aunt Florence livin’ in France.
wewbull@feddit.uk 2 days ago
S to the I to the M to the P
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Ain’t got no chicken, ain’t got no rats
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what’s in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.
0ops@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I must be phone/wallet then.
Limonene@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If gender is what’s in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 days ago
What if I’m not wearing pants. Have I no gender?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Think so.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Image
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Wowsers! This really whips the Llama’s tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won’t quit — it’s like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 days ago
I thought the exact same thing!!