Beaches

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wowsers! This really whips the Llama’s tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won’t quit — it’s like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought the exact same thing!!

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what’s in your pants? a gun.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gunderwear

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    • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.

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• dan@upvote.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TIL my gender is legs.

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• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.

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• AZX3RIC@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How can I qualify for government grants?

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• Kertyna@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Got an aunt Florence livin’ in France.

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• papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ain’t got no chicken, ain’t got no rats

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  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”

  1000002281

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• wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  S to the I to the M to the P

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

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• UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what’s in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.

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• Limonene@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If gender is what’s in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.

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• dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I must be phone/wallet then.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I’m not wearing pants. Have I no gender?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Think so.

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