CaptSatelliteJack
@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
- Comment on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? 1 week ago:
This game is so wild I clipped out of bounds without realizing it. Bricked my save cuz I was wandering around just taking it in and all of my autosaves were just in different spots outside the game. So cool, but I can’t bring myself to start over again. 🫠
- Comment on Low effort BMW slander 4 weeks ago:
I’m not racist, but boy do I hate bmw drivers
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
Me when chicken strips
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 5 weeks ago:
“Probably”
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 1 month ago:
Every good story needs a villain
- Comment on Beaches 1 month ago:
The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.
- Comment on Anon loves The Lord of the Rings 1 month ago:
Positively nuclear take, but 100% valid
- Comment on My T-shirt size is L 1 month ago:
That’s literally how it works. Amazon tracks purchase vs return ratio, and correlates reviews that say things like “it runs big/small.” If a bunch of people who normally order (and keep) large shirts, buy this and return it because it runs large, Amazon can use that information to warn other peoplewho typically order a large that it probably won’t fit right. They have access to all the data necessary to make these connections.
- Comment on [Satisfactory] 222 hours in, I have built a factory that makes 20 heavy modular frames per minute. (more pictures and details in description) 2 months ago:
Oh yeah? Well I’m 20 hrs in, and built a concrete factory that doesn’t plug anymore!
- Comment on We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth 2 months ago:
I personally envision myself as a bowl of petunias
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 2 months ago:
What an incredible case of the username checking out
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Fromsoft has perfected schizolore
- Comment on Anon gets a call from his past 3 months ago:
Bro, it’s positive, chill out, that just means the kid has DNA
- Comment on Loving Doom The Dark Ages, only one issue I've had so far. 3 months ago:
Is Doom Beatsaber?
- Comment on Just months after reportedly cancelling two live service games in development, Sony announces a new PlayStation studio with a live service game in development 3 months ago:
Yeah, I think they made that, too
- Comment on Things are getting really crazy. 3 months ago:
For maximum effect, play Shoebody at 2x, it’s a whole different hit
- Comment on Borderlands 4 - State of Play Deep Dive | PS5 Games 3 months ago:
The censor is cannon. They even explain in BL2 it’s an implant to his voice box forced on him by his own company.
- Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 3 months ago:
Racism? No, very mammalian.
- Comment on Suggestions for mouse only games? 4 months ago:
- Slay the Spire
- Tactical Beach Wizards (on sale!)
- Rogue Light Deck Builder (yes, that’s the name)
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 5 months ago:
My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.
- Comment on Favorite Racing Game Soundtrack? 5 months ago:
While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.
- Comment on Me getting ready to deal with all the bungholes that exist outside of my basement 5 months ago:
Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.
- Comment on How do I make a phone call to (not from) an elevator speaker, just like what a debt collector once did? 5 months ago:
I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.
- Comment on Introducing Battlefield Labs | Battlefield Studios 6 months ago:
I know I’m late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.
- Comment on Open-Minded Christian Shares Unique Take on Dominion in Vegan Conversation 6 months ago:
What an interesting collection of words
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 2nd 6 months ago:
Motortown: Behind the Wheel. The driving feels fantastic, it has just the right amount of RP-ability to be present, but not forced, and it can be high speed or high chill, your choice. I seriously recommend it.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 2nd 6 months ago:
I’m sorry for your loss
- Comment on You don't want to be sentenced to The Spire, right? 6 months ago:
The Spire? Send me there, that I may Slay it by throwing my deck into the void and making it spontaneously explode.
- Comment on Astartes II – Official Teaser Trailer | Warhammer+ 6 months ago:
Oh boy, can’t wait to pirate this
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 7 months ago:
I was a certified technician in that pharmacy for 5 years. I can tell you with confidence that is patently false.