CaptSatelliteJack
@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
- Comment on Favorite Racing Game Soundtrack? 9 hours ago:
While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.
- Comment on Me getting ready to deal with all the bungholes that exist outside of my basement 1 week ago:
Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.
- Comment on How do I make a phone call to (not from) an elevator speaker, just like what a debt collector once did? 1 week ago:
I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.
- Comment on Introducing Battlefield Labs | Battlefield Studios 3 weeks ago:
I know I’m late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.
- Comment on Open-Minded Christian Shares Unique Take on Dominion in Vegan Conversation 3 weeks ago:
What an interesting collection of words
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 2nd 4 weeks ago:
Motortown: Behind the Wheel. The driving feels fantastic, it has just the right amount of RP-ability to be present, but not forced, and it can be high speed or high chill, your choice. I seriously recommend it.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 2nd 4 weeks ago:
I’m sorry for your loss
- Comment on You don't want to be sentenced to The Spire, right? 4 weeks ago:
The Spire? Send me there, that I may Slay it by throwing my deck into the void and making it spontaneously explode.
- Comment on Astartes II – Official Teaser Trailer | Warhammer+ 4 weeks ago:
Oh boy, can’t wait to pirate this
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 1 month ago:
I was a certified technician in that pharmacy for 5 years. I can tell you with confidence that is patently false.
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 1 month ago:
It’s honestly the corpse of a retail store being dragged along by a perfectly healthy pharmacy. Every rx sold, regardless of what the customer pays, nets Walgreens the full value of the script. So when grangran runs to Wallygreens to pick up her no cost diabeetus meds, walgreens gets the full 1000+$. And that’s every script sold, every hour of every day.
- Comment on Should we be worried that my joke from 5 years ago has been relevant at any given time for the past 5 years? 1 month ago:
This bit is hilarious
- Comment on Holding me back 1 month ago:
Paladins tryna long rest in their plate
- Comment on Good morning 1 month ago:
What makes you think other prone don’t?
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 1 month ago:
Roboquest! I got my first completed run just in time!
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 2 months ago:
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That’s why I said keep and train, as in practice often and thoroughly. If you just buy a gun and shove it in your nightstand, you’re not going to be effective with it. You have to practice to get good, and that practice will save you if it ever comes to it.
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Just because a gun won’t magically eradicate the killer for you, it’s not worth having? If we’re talking about maximally increasing the odds of your survival, we should be including every advantage you can get. If two people are being targeted for a killing, assuming all else is equal, the one that has a gun they are proficient with on their person is objectively more likely to survive than the one that doesn’t. You don’t need to be John Wick, you just need to not die.
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- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 2 months ago:
So, what, just be homeless instead? I don’t understand how having a tool to physically defend your corporeal form could possibly be a bad thing, and this counterpoint makes no sense.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 2 months ago:
I can’t believe no one has said to keep and train with a gun. The best way to live is to kill your killer. Secure channels and home security cameras won’t do shit if you don’t have a good way to physically defend yourself.
- Comment on Guys, what did you buy during the Steam autumn sale? 2 months ago:
My only word if caution is that the gage will start you on Scout, and it feels miserable. You’ll unlock Fiber pretty quickly, so it doesn’t hurt for too long. The Warthog is completely cracked. If you see it, take it. Have fun, miner!
- Comment on "I have an story/fanfiction idea ruminating my mind for a long time. I wish I could write it " 3 months ago:
This movie was so good, and this scene is peak.
- Comment on “Daddy why that man walk in Italics?…” 3 months ago:
It’s not the mirror, it’s their reflection in the ipad screen
- Comment on Mozilla is eliminating its advocacy division, which fought for a free and open web 3 months ago:
What’s a good browser for Android?
- Comment on Random Screenshots of my Games #43 - Little Kitty, Big City 3 months ago:
From someone who’s played both, this is far abbas away the superior cat game vs Stray.
- Comment on Random Screenshots of my Games #43 - Little Kitty, Big City 3 months ago:
Yes, absolutely. It is both more technically engaging and less punishing than something like Stray. There’s no “damage” of any kind, including fall damage, so there’s no game overing to worry about. The one time I managed to “die” in this game, I had found a way out of bounds and then fell into the void. The game just put me back at my last spot in bounds, no progress lost, easy as anything. The only thing that requires any kind of skill is jumping and pouncing, and even then, only because the reticle takes a little getting used to. If we’re being totally honest, this game was made by one of the original Half Life devs for his children.
- Comment on pump up the jamz 3 months ago:
The only correct answer is Excision and Downlink’s absolutely legendary Existence VIP
- Comment on My little buddy (pack of 12) 3 months ago:
I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies
- Comment on Why play a fascist? Unpacking the hideousness of the Space Marine 4 months ago:
I’ll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a thoughtless rage-bait click getter. Instead, it was a fascinating examination of what a Space Marine really is, through the lenses of history, politics, and culture. I’m glad I read that.
- Comment on 🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game 4 months ago:
Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.
- Comment on Community First Look - FBC: Firebreak 4 months ago:
A Remedy made, Control-iverse set, co op horde shooter?? If this is a dream, let me sleep.
- Comment on It's a Good Time To Be an Indie Game Fan 4 months ago:
I will personally shout out Tactical Beach Wizards. Incredible writing, charming art style, easy to learn hard to master mechanics, loads of content for the price, it really is a gem of a game. All my homies hate Steve Clark!