CaptSatelliteJack
@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 6 hours ago:
So, what, just be homeless instead? I don’t understand how having a tool to physically defend your corporeal form could possibly be a bad thing, and this counterpoint makes no sense.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you are a witness or whistleblower who's adversary was a very big corporation (such as boeing), what measures could you take to prevent yourself from being "suicided"? 18 hours ago:
I can’t believe no one has said to keep and train with a gun. The best way to live is to kill your killer. Secure channels and home security cameras won’t do shit if you don’t have a good way to physically defend yourself.
- Comment on Guys, what did you buy during the Steam autumn sale? 3 weeks ago:
My only word if caution is that the gage will start you on Scout, and it feels miserable. You’ll unlock Fiber pretty quickly, so it doesn’t hurt for too long. The Warthog is completely cracked. If you see it, take it. Have fun, miner!
- Comment on "I have an story/fanfiction idea ruminating my mind for a long time. I wish I could write it " 4 weeks ago:
This movie was so good, and this scene is peak.
- Comment on “Daddy why that man walk in Italics?…” 5 weeks ago:
It’s not the mirror, it’s their reflection in the ipad screen
- Comment on Mozilla is eliminating its advocacy division, which fought for a free and open web 1 month ago:
What’s a good browser for Android?
- Comment on Random Screenshots of my Games #43 - Little Kitty, Big City 1 month ago:
From someone who’s played both, this is far abbas away the superior cat game vs Stray.
- Comment on Random Screenshots of my Games #43 - Little Kitty, Big City 1 month ago:
Yes, absolutely. It is both more technically engaging and less punishing than something like Stray. There’s no “damage” of any kind, including fall damage, so there’s no game overing to worry about. The one time I managed to “die” in this game, I had found a way out of bounds and then fell into the void. The game just put me back at my last spot in bounds, no progress lost, easy as anything. The only thing that requires any kind of skill is jumping and pouncing, and even then, only because the reticle takes a little getting used to. If we’re being totally honest, this game was made by one of the original Half Life devs for his children.
- Comment on pump up the jamz 1 month ago:
The only correct answer is Excision and Downlink’s absolutely legendary Existence VIP
- Comment on My little buddy (pack of 12) 1 month ago:
I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies
- Comment on Why play a fascist? Unpacking the hideousness of the Space Marine 1 month ago:
I’ll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a thoughtless rage-bait click getter. Instead, it was a fascinating examination of what a Space Marine really is, through the lenses of history, politics, and culture. I’m glad I read that.
- Comment on 🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game 1 month ago:
Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.
- Comment on Community First Look - FBC: Firebreak 2 months ago:
A Remedy made, Control-iverse set, co op horde shooter?? If this is a dream, let me sleep.
- Comment on It's a Good Time To Be an Indie Game Fan 2 months ago:
I will personally shout out Tactical Beach Wizards. Incredible writing, charming art style, easy to learn hard to master mechanics, loads of content for the price, it really is a gem of a game. All my homies hate Steve Clark!
- Comment on I know what I got. No low balls 2 months ago:
I’d smash both of those right now
- Comment on Just heartbreaking 2 months ago:
My gf and I adopted a pair of kittens, half siblings. A couple months later, one of them came down with FIP. For those who don’t know, FIP is basically a death sentence. Until recently, it was basically incurable and always fatal. At first, we didn’t know what it was. Timmy (yes, that’s actually his name) was doing just fine, then he had a twitch. Then that twitch turned into spasms. Those spasms became seizures. At that point we took him to the vet, and they had to keep him for a couple days to run tests. While he was gone, his sister would walk around the house crying, looking for him. That testing is when we found it it was FIP. I remember one time specifically, I was playing a game at my desk, she came in and looked at me, looked around the room, and just stood there meowing for him. I broke down crying on the spot. The thought that her brother was going to die, and she was going to keep looking for him tore me apart. I dunno, something about this post pulled on the same heartstrings, I guess.
For whatever it’s worth, our story actually had a happy ending. The interesting thing about FIP is that it’s actually a cousin of Covid. Some company was trying to join the running for creating a Covid vaccine. They hadn’t made it to human trials yet, but somewhere along the way data came out saying it would be effective against the FIP virus also. The manufacturer wasn’t interested in the animal component of the vaccine, so they never tried to get it approved for that, but it’s possible to get it if you don’t mind dealing with shady Chinese suppliers. And if you’ve got the cash. My gf and I did double shifts on Doordash, did a fundraising campaign, and still put nearly 6,000$ worth of meds into this cat. But it worked. He lived. He’s now the best cat we’ve ever had. More importantly, his sister still has her brother. Her meowing for him is just a memory now.
- Comment on [nerdSlayer Studios] Death of a Game: Concord 2 months ago:
He probably started the script 6 months ago lmao
- Comment on Name generator 2 months ago:
Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
- Comment on I LOVE BIRD NAMES 2 months ago:
More like hornithology ayyyy
- Comment on is this true? 2 months ago:
You’re not afraid to throw that thiccness around
- Comment on A Minecraft Movie | Trailer 3 months ago:
Kids are easy money. Kids also love Minecraft. Really, I’m surprised it took them this long.
- Comment on What’s a game you can 100% without hating by the end? 4 months ago:
Little Kitty Big City, the superior cat game
- Comment on Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO - 9to5Mac 4 months ago:
I remember a quote from spez a while ago where he basically said reddit isn’t profitable, so we’re not going to stop until it becomes profitable. Apparently that translates to “our platform isn’t profitable, so we’re not going to stop fucking it up until it becomes irrelevant.”
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of August 4th 4 months ago:
Roboquest! An absolutely delightful high-speed rouge-lite first person. It feels very Borderlands-y, in both aesthetic and gunplay. The weapons include deagles, revolvers, assault rifles, machine guns, crossbows, grenades, (dual) chainsaws, power fists, Iron Man palms, shuriken, flamethrowers, and more! It’s packed to the folks with secrets, challenges, and skill expression. Tons of fun, like, 25$ on Steam, go buy it.
- Comment on Looney Tunes 4 months ago:
And people act like furries are anything new
- Comment on What song would cause you to do this to yourself ? 5 months ago:
I was hoping this was a Sadam Hussein meme
- Comment on Anyone old enough to/have played this? 5 months ago:
Oh my god I could hear it
- Comment on Anon is baffled by Mel Gibson's continued career 5 months ago:
Baffles Christiandom by continuing to act
- Comment on Oxycodone 5 months ago:
As a pharmacy tech, that’s actually a very good picture of a pharmacist explaining that no, Mr. Oxy Addict, you cannot refill your 30 day C2 prescription 8 days after you picked up the last one.