CaptSatelliteJack
@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 1 day ago:
Damn, that’s the closest I’ve seen. Insane
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 2 days ago:
Help a brother out?
- Comment on Why is everyone posting the Steven Harper "Change My Mind" meme as if it's Charlie Kirk? 4 days ago:
The event he was hosting when he was depressurized was called “prove me wrong.”
- Comment on Jajajaja 5 days ago:
Was he not before?
- Comment on what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting? 6 days ago:
I never played that game, and without that context, it is genuinely scary how hard it is to tell whether it not this is a real thing a real politician actually said. God damn, Kojima saw it coming.
- Comment on what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting? 6 days ago:
Idgaf what anyone says, DSC was dope
- Comment on I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟 1 week ago:
Not enough representation in this space, tbh
- Comment on Hands-On: Borderlands 4 wants you to forget Borderlands 3 ever happened | VGC 1 week ago:
BL2 is lightning, and all the others are potato batteries. The 1st game didn’t know what it wanted to be. PreSeq did a decent job of walking in the shadow, and it might even be considered underrated by some, but didn’t push any envelopes. Nothing it did really stood out. Tina’s Assault… exists? I guess? And then there’s 3.
BL3 spit in the face of anyone who ever alleviated anything about BL2 (again, the standard all others in the franchise are measured against); you liked the story set up by 2? This game ignores every single one of those plot hooks and delivers a flaccid mimicry of 2 instead. You liked the playable characters? How about we kill one, and turn two others into talking heads that spit out throwaway dialog in a dlc gamemode. You like the humor? Have a mission that makes you collect poop. You liked the villain? Have obnoxious streaming siblings. You like exploring the world? Sucks to suck, this world is empty.
This big wild rant just to say we all want to forget BL3 happened.
- Comment on It can be made quickly and efficiently, even by people without skills or talent 1 week ago:
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
- Comment on Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week? 4 weeks ago:
This game is so wild I clipped out of bounds without realizing it. Bricked my save cuz I was wandering around just taking it in and all of my autosaves were just in different spots outside the game. So cool, but I can’t bring myself to start over again. 🫠
- Comment on Low effort BMW slander 1 month ago:
I’m not racist, but boy do I hate bmw drivers
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
Me when chicken strips
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 1 month ago:
“Probably”
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 months ago:
Every good story needs a villain
- Comment on Beaches 2 months ago:
The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.
- Comment on Anon loves The Lord of the Rings 2 months ago:
Positively nuclear take, but 100% valid
- Comment on My T-shirt size is L 2 months ago:
That’s literally how it works. Amazon tracks purchase vs return ratio, and correlates reviews that say things like “it runs big/small.” If a bunch of people who normally order (and keep) large shirts, buy this and return it because it runs large, Amazon can use that information to warn other peoplewho typically order a large that it probably won’t fit right. They have access to all the data necessary to make these connections.
- Comment on [Satisfactory] 222 hours in, I have built a factory that makes 20 heavy modular frames per minute. (more pictures and details in description) 2 months ago:
Oh yeah? Well I’m 20 hrs in, and built a concrete factory that doesn’t plug anymore!
- Comment on We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth 2 months ago:
I personally envision myself as a bowl of petunias
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 3 months ago:
What an incredible case of the username checking out
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Fromsoft has perfected schizolore
- Comment on Anon gets a call from his past 3 months ago:
Bro, it’s positive, chill out, that just means the kid has DNA
- Comment on Loving Doom The Dark Ages, only one issue I've had so far. 4 months ago:
Is Doom Beatsaber?
- Comment on Just months after reportedly cancelling two live service games in development, Sony announces a new PlayStation studio with a live service game in development 4 months ago:
Yeah, I think they made that, too
- Comment on Things are getting really crazy. 4 months ago:
For maximum effect, play Shoebody at 2x, it’s a whole different hit
- Comment on Borderlands 4 - State of Play Deep Dive | PS5 Games 4 months ago:
The censor is cannon. They even explain in BL2 it’s an implant to his voice box forced on him by his own company.
- Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 4 months ago:
Racism? No, very mammalian.
- Comment on Suggestions for mouse only games? 5 months ago:
- Slay the Spire
- Tactical Beach Wizards (on sale!)
- Rogue Light Deck Builder (yes, that’s the name)
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 6 months ago:
My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.
- Comment on Favorite Racing Game Soundtrack? 6 months ago:
While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.