CaptSatelliteJack
@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
- Comment on Low effort BMW slander 1 week ago:
I’m not racist, but boy do I hate bmw drivers
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
Me when chicken strips
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 2 weeks ago:
“Probably”
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 4 weeks ago:
Every good story needs a villain
- Comment on Beaches 5 weeks ago:
The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.
- Comment on Anon loves The Lord of the Rings 5 weeks ago:
Positively nuclear take, but 100% valid
- Comment on My T-shirt size is L 5 weeks ago:
That’s literally how it works. Amazon tracks purchase vs return ratio, and correlates reviews that say things like “it runs big/small.” If a bunch of people who normally order (and keep) large shirts, buy this and return it because it runs large, Amazon can use that information to warn other peoplewho typically order a large that it probably won’t fit right. They have access to all the data necessary to make these connections.
- Comment on [Satisfactory] 222 hours in, I have built a factory that makes 20 heavy modular frames per minute. (more pictures and details in description) 1 month ago:
Oh yeah? Well I’m 20 hrs in, and built a concrete factory that doesn’t plug anymore!
- Comment on We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth 1 month ago:
I personally envision myself as a bowl of petunias
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 1 month ago:
What an incredible case of the username checking out
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Fromsoft has perfected schizolore
- Comment on Anon gets a call from his past 2 months ago:
Bro, it’s positive, chill out, that just means the kid has DNA
- Comment on Loving Doom The Dark Ages, only one issue I've had so far. 2 months ago:
Is Doom Beatsaber?
- Comment on Just months after reportedly cancelling two live service games in development, Sony announces a new PlayStation studio with a live service game in development 2 months ago:
Yeah, I think they made that, too
- Comment on Things are getting really crazy. 2 months ago:
For maximum effect, play Shoebody at 2x, it’s a whole different hit
- Comment on Borderlands 4 - State of Play Deep Dive | PS5 Games 2 months ago:
The censor is cannon. They even explain in BL2 it’s an implant to his voice box forced on him by his own company.
- Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 3 months ago:
Racism? No, very mammalian.
- Comment on Suggestions for mouse only games? 3 months ago:
- Slay the Spire
- Tactical Beach Wizards (on sale!)
- Rogue Light Deck Builder (yes, that’s the name)
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 4 months ago:
My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.
- Comment on Favorite Racing Game Soundtrack? 5 months ago:
While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.
- Comment on Me getting ready to deal with all the bungholes that exist outside of my basement 5 months ago:
Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.
- Comment on How do I make a phone call to (not from) an elevator speaker, just like what a debt collector once did? 5 months ago:
I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.
- Comment on Introducing Battlefield Labs | Battlefield Studios 5 months ago:
I know I’m late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.
- Comment on Open-Minded Christian Shares Unique Take on Dominion in Vegan Conversation 5 months ago:
What an interesting collection of words
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 2nd 5 months ago:
Motortown: Behind the Wheel. The driving feels fantastic, it has just the right amount of RP-ability to be present, but not forced, and it can be high speed or high chill, your choice. I seriously recommend it.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 2nd 5 months ago:
I’m sorry for your loss
- Comment on You don't want to be sentenced to The Spire, right? 5 months ago:
The Spire? Send me there, that I may Slay it by throwing my deck into the void and making it spontaneously explode.
- Comment on Astartes II – Official Teaser Trailer | Warhammer+ 5 months ago:
Oh boy, can’t wait to pirate this
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 6 months ago:
I was a certified technician in that pharmacy for 5 years. I can tell you with confidence that is patently false.
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 6 months ago:
It’s honestly the corpse of a retail store being dragged along by a perfectly healthy pharmacy. Every rx sold, regardless of what the customer pays, nets Walgreens the full value of the script. So when grangran runs to Wallygreens to pick up her no cost diabeetus meds, walgreens gets the full 1000+$. And that’s every script sold, every hour of every day.