CaptSatelliteJack

@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Daddy why that man walk in Italics?…”⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the mirror, it’s their reflection in the ipad screen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla is eliminating its advocacy division, which fought for a free and open web⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a good browser for Android?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Random Screenshots of my Games #43 - Little Kitty, Big City⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From someone who’s played both, this is far abbas away the superior cat game vs Stray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Random Screenshots of my Games #43 - Little Kitty, Big City⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, absolutely. It is both more technically engaging and less punishing than something like Stray. There’s no “damage” of any kind, including fall damage, so there’s no game overing to worry about. The one time I managed to “die” in this game, I had found a way out of bounds and then fell into the void. The game just put me back at my last spot in bounds, no progress lost, easy as anything. The only thing that requires any kind of skill is jumping and pouncing, and even then, only because the reticle takes a little getting used to. If we’re being totally honest, this game was made by one of the original Half Life devs for his children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pump up the jamz⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only correct answer is Excision and Downlink’s absolutely legendary Existence VIP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My little buddy (pack of 12)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why play a fascist? Unpacking the hideousness of the Space Marine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a thoughtless rage-bait click getter. Instead, it was a fascinating examination of what a Space Marine really is, through the lenses of history, politics, and culture. I’m glad I read that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Community First Look - FBC: Firebreak⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A Remedy made, Control-iverse set, co op horde shooter?? If this is a dream, let me sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a Good Time To Be an Indie Game Fan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will personally shout out Tactical Beach Wizards. Incredible writing, charming art style, easy to learn hard to master mechanics, loads of content for the price, it really is a gem of a game. All my homies hate Steve Clark!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know what I got. No low balls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d smash both of those right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just heartbreaking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My gf and I adopted a pair of kittens, half siblings. A couple months later, one of them came down with FIP. For those who don’t know, FIP is basically a death sentence. Until recently, it was basically incurable and always fatal. At first, we didn’t know what it was. Timmy (yes, that’s actually his name) was doing just fine, then he had a twitch. Then that twitch turned into spasms. Those spasms became seizures. At that point we took him to the vet, and they had to keep him for a couple days to run tests. While he was gone, his sister would walk around the house crying, looking for him. That testing is when we found it it was FIP. I remember one time specifically, I was playing a game at my desk, she came in and looked at me, looked around the room, and just stood there meowing for him. I broke down crying on the spot. The thought that her brother was going to die, and she was going to keep looking for him tore me apart. I dunno, something about this post pulled on the same heartstrings, I guess.

  For whatever it’s worth, our story actually had a happy ending. The interesting thing about FIP is that it’s actually a cousin of Covid. Some company was trying to join the running for creating a Covid vaccine. They hadn’t made it to human trials yet, but somewhere along the way data came out saying it would be effective against the FIP virus also. The manufacturer wasn’t interested in the animal component of the vaccine, so they never tried to get it approved for that, but it’s possible to get it if you don’t mind dealing with shady Chinese suppliers. And if you’ve got the cash. My gf and I did double shifts on Doordash, did a fundraising campaign, and still put nearly 6,000$ worth of meds into this cat. But it worked. He lived. He’s now the best cat we’ve ever had. More importantly, his sister still has her brother. Her meowing for him is just a memory now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[nerdSlayer Studios] Death of a Game: Concord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He probably started the script 6 months ago lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LOVE BIRD NAMES⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More like hornithology ayyyy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is this true?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not afraid to throw that thiccness around

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Minecraft Movie | Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids are easy money. Kids also love Minecraft. Really, I’m surprised it took them this long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s a game you can 100% without hating by the end?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Little Kitty Big City, the superior cat game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some subreddits could be paywalled, hints Reddit CEO - 9to5Mac⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember a quote from spez a while ago where he basically said reddit isn’t profitable, so we’re not going to stop until it becomes profitable. Apparently that translates to “our platform isn’t profitable, so we’re not going to stop fucking it up until it becomes irrelevant.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of August 4th⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Roboquest! An absolutely delightful high-speed rouge-lite first person. It feels very Borderlands-y, in both aesthetic and gunplay. The weapons include deagles, revolvers, assault rifles, machine guns, crossbows, grenades, (dual) chainsaws, power fists, Iron Man palms, shuriken, flamethrowers, and more! It’s packed to the folks with secrets, challenges, and skill expression. Tons of fun, like, 25$ on Steam, go buy it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looney Tunes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And people act like furries are anything new

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was hoping this was a Sadam Hussein meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to/have played this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my god I could hear it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is baffled by Mel Gibson's continued career⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Baffles Christiandom by continuing to act

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oxycodone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a pharmacy tech, that’s actually a very good picture of a pharmacist explaining that no, Mr. Oxy Addict, you cannot refill your 30 day C2 prescription 8 days after you picked up the last one.