What exactly are they teaching in our schools?

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, people definitely notice the sign.

  Kind of like what I used to do on reddit. If no one is answering someone else’s post for over an hour that I also would like to have the answer to, I’ll post the wrong answer to the question in a believable way and someone will instantly correct me.

  Boom. Question answered.

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    From my recent garage sale:

    A sign beside a road that reads “Garage Salad” and features an arrow pointing left

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  • jumperalex@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    YOU’RE WRONG THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

    wait?

    heh heh

    Good try buddy. I’m not falling for that old trick.

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    • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well, actually… If you look at this venn diagram you will clearly see just how wrong you are.

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  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cunningham’s Law

    Correlary: use a female-sounding username with a cutesy icon (e.g. flowers, butterflies, etc) and you’re more likely to get the help you need.

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  Its like they went to the same school!

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Aww, look at the little hortlets.

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    • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Random Red Shirt:

      Sir! We’re detecting… they… they read like Hitler particle emissions but… something’s off…

      Kirk:

      Hortler.

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• ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Psychology. The sign gets extra attention and also makes one think the people holding the sale might be stupid and not know the value of the items they’re selling.

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  • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My thoughts exactly. Like the intentional typos in the titles of reddit posts.

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Those are home schooled idiots. They can point out where god lives and find their way to the Walmart… but that’s about the extent of their educations. Interestingly - the dumbing of America started under Reagan, picked up speed under Bush 1, kicked into overdrive under Bush 2, and if you haven’t seen what Devos did to the DoE while “running it” - well… you’d be shocked when you discovered 50% of American high school graduates can’t read, write, critically think, or do simple math.

  Yep! You guessed it! They’ve gone on to become the morons in the red hats. Almost like the republicans were counting on them being there.

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• pero@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yarb sale in the big yale

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• Magister@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Those people were home schooled

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• CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

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• tiramichu@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  YARE YARE

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The first one is clearly in Boston.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is next level marketing. I need a new yarb and I wouldn’t know about the yarb sale if it wasn’t for the typo which isn’t even a real typo but just a small letter around big ones once you think about it. You’re part of their guerrilla marketing strategy

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tag yourself! I’m BIG YALE.

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• mrodri89@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You should see the condom ads in my neighborhood. Little ones happily throwing litter on the ground without any parent in sight.

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• mememuseum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Those are mimics

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are they AI generated or something?

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• Tiptopit@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably not those people

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  YARE YARE DAZE (sale)

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Getting into Yale is easy! It’s yust getting out that’s hard.

    shamelessly stolen

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• uberfreeza@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A jorb well done

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yale Sale

  Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “yard sard” kind of appeals to me tbh. I’d like to know what goes on at a yard sard, it intrigues me

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• NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Obedience and conformity.

  Same as always.

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• badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Homeschooling?

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like people who talk with a deep drawl.

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