badbytes

@badbytes@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Scotty, beam me and my red water bottle up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown Team Disbanded After Critically Lauded Platformer Fails to Meet Expectations - Report⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IGN though. Would consider theonion more credible news source.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, regression⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, it’s trending up. That’s progress!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the purpose of this plastic piece?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s so you can have pizza while you plugin and use device.

  Cheese Protection

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important information⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope you don't have any plans this evening.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the Rapture was going to be happy before it was to happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the Minecraft movie really look that bad? Only a 10-year-old can tell us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: But I’ve been playing it since launch. Want my opinion?

  Mojang Studios: You are not our intended audience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the safest way for a partially disabled person in the USA to use prison for food and shelter as an alternative to dying homeless in a gutter on a cold rainy night?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Commit a white collar federal crime. Cushy prison conditions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney creates best argument for piracy in a century.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the best argument to never subscribe to D+

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review to access the playtest⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry folk’s. We pay taxes so that the FTC and FCC gotz our backz broz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be her slave. :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy posts redundant⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So maybe 1/3rd of posts are like…

  X headline summary.

  Then in box. A longer summary. X headline longer headline.

  Then below the box, a full description of X.

  Just seems very redundant. After seeing this sooo much, was wondering if it’s a setting, or perhaps a design flaw?

• Lemmy posts redundant
  Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨6⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨0.0.0.0.0.0⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And 3star energy efficient

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The four houses dads belong to.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a middle aged Dad. I testify in the affirmative this is the holy truth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy glitterpost⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally, a shit post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect photo summing up his presidency.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨milk⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In case Santa is bulimic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fish Taco⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasteful in every sense. Not funny!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another example of shrink flation... oh, my beer...⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’m the result of the US educational system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another example of shrink flation... oh, my beer...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  440 to 404oz. Penny pinching is a weird part of capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here as well⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dog eat dog. All the big nerds are the little ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This toilet paper at my work⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I encounter single ply, I intentionally use three times as much. I’m vindictive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Youtube has started to artificially slow down video load times if you use Firefox⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, user agent switcher set to chrome, made vids load immediately. Shitty move google.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨505 Games' parent company lays off 30% of its workforce, says gamers really only want sequels so that's what it's going to make⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like parent company is Disney

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel so sotty sorry for the poor rock man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude is f-ing super strong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restaurant Bill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Youtube Depends on Ads to work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nikel and dime till it’s a crime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facepalm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally a supported of the company google, but when they hindered my adblocker, I tried to watch the ads. But they are too frequent, and occur without warning, arbitrarily in the middle of content. Kills medium like standup comedy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gamedev and linux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to work in a lab. We had a Dr. that was so computer dumb. We downloaded an “error msg” screensaver. Messages were unclickable. We watched this fool click for like a min, on nonsense errors.