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I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you’re not having a stroke right now, I must be.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Fi yuo thnik yu’oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.

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      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        If you can’t tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it’s probably you.

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What’s everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he’s been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he’s only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director’s position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He’s been up there so long, he can’t come back anymore. He’s gonna die up there manning those lasers. That’s what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they’ve been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!

      [In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander’s voice.]

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      • redbr64@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I mean, it’s quite clear that there are Jewish space lasers, I saw them in this documentary many years ago

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      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Lol rabinowicz is Slavic for son of the rabbi so “rabbi rabinowitz” sounds like a character from a Bourekas comedy

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    • Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The tooth is out there…

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    • mostNONheinous@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Uh, it’s hurricane-powered gay Jewish frog-lasers. Hurricanes CAN’T be gay alright.

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      • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.

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    • veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nailed it in one, bro!

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  • exothermic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Proof that our sun is at the center of the universe and how IMPORTANT humans are in the universe

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    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, it’s arguably in the center of OUR universe :D

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      • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You are the center of your observable universe and I’m the center of my own. Granted, at this scale the sun is an acceptable approximation, but the earth’s center is even better.

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      • Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Our universe? We gotta share?

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also, proof, the universe is flat.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    THE UNIVERSE IS INSIDE YOUR EYE

    CLICK HERE FOR CRYSTALS THAT EMIT HARMONIC WAVELENGTHS THAT SHAPE THE UNIVERSAL WATER IN YOUR EYE INTO IT’S HARMONIC FORM

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    • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Uuh… wrong? That’s obviously a Petri dish in full bloom?

      Everyone knows this Universe exists solely as a grad student’s thesis experiment…

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My mind goes round like a roundabout. Whistles and sings.

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    • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Are those the JO Crystals people have been trying to sell me?

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      • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        JO Crystal is the name of my sister’s only fans.

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  • solomon42069@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If your anus looks like this, it’s time to see your doctor.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s a bit gaping but not the worst I’ve seen

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      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Have you really truly internetted if you haven’t seen goatse?

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Doctor:

      Omg we in an anus

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  • Xatolos@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For those wondering, this is a (cropped) version of a art piece called “The Celestial Zoo”.

    The original: Image

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    • waz@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So - bad OP for not giving credit/ citing reference?

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      • Xatolos@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, just for those that wanted a more “in depth” understanding of the image.

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  • coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The outer ring is made of 1-3 meter thick bedrock, but you can easily teleport through it. Just remember to bring enough material with you to make a portal to get home.

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    • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This comment got progressively better the more I read it

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  • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you hate this image then why post it

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m not the one originally posted it.

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      • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        No wonder, those big bong conspiracists are the worst. Whole universe is nothing more than a giant penis? Ridiculous. All because of the low res observable universe photos making a look like o

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  • neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t understand what it shows. Instead of forcing me to make up some crazy shit, could someone explain it to me?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think its just a circular logarithmic representation of the universe starting at Sol

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      • Kayday@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        just

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    • rektdeckard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The further you look in the sky, the further back in time you are looking as well – there is no way to see what far way looks like “right now”. This image shows the visible universe as it appears from our perspective in spacetime, which necessarily smears together the “where”, “what”, and “when” of it all.

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Its the observable universe in the shape of an eye, quite clever. We’re going to have to figure out how to not let stupid destroy our fragile societies at some point.

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We did at one point. I love the turtle myth, for what it is, but shit like this use to just stay myth.

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Now hear me out…

      Blood for the Blood God.

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  • UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Kinda weird to put the sun in the center imo. Cause we’re not the center of it all. But if you put the earth in the center and started spacing out from there it would be pretty cool IMHO

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I guess we are trained to see the sun as the center due to historic reasons. Really helps with not assuming everything revolves around us.

      But the sun also provides a Bright center for the drawing so there is some artistic merit, I believe.

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why is it weirder to put the sun at the center than to put the earth at the center?

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      • UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well if Earth is at the center than this is everything we can see in the observable galaxy from our viewpoint. Having it this way seems like out solar system is the center of it all

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        WE kind of had that discussion in the 16th century, really.

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just for artistic reasons so it can look like an eye

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So the universe is flat, right?

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah that outer edge is called the firmament.

      /s

      That said the models of flat earth would make pretty dope wallclocks even if based on some wildly stupid shit.

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      • ilinamorato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah that outer edge is called the firmament.

        I mean, it’s not the worst name for the CMB.

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Louis Rossman had a video recently that I think applies here: don’t give in to the premises of assholes. This was particularly directed at Gamer’s Nexus and how Steve over there handles Linus, but it’s good life advice.

    There are people in this world who try to set conditions for their own benefit at the expense of you. Don’t let them do that. This image is a good example; it’s a perfectly valid model for certain use cases. Don’t let anti-science idiots take that away with their stupidity.

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    • Symphonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Now and then I’ll watch a Louis Rossman and Gamer’s Nexus video but I don’t follow Linus. Did something happen between them that I missed?

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      • frezik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Oh, yeah, lots of drama.

        Gamer’s Nexus has always wanted to do very careful testing with wind chambers and sound chambers and such. They’ve been building that sort of thing up over the last few years, but the options for that are at the limits of what they can invest in at their level. However, they’re also very careful about how they do it and document everything.

        Now, Linus Media Group was putting together the same sort of lab, but they don’t have the same reputation that Gamer’s Nexus does on being careful and taking your time to get it right. Just the opposite, in fact. What they do have is the capital to invest in a much more elaborate setup. Then some of the staffers made a comment on video directly aimed at Gamer’s Nexus and how LMG’s lab will be better.

        That’s when Steve went gloves off and made a whole video detailing LMG’s sins of poor reviews and staff that wish they could spend more time to get things right. Things like “this mouse feels bad when you drag it around the desk”, and it turned out they forgot to take the plastic protective coating off the bottom.

        This dominoes into a few other incidents that I’ll spare for the moment so this post doesn’t get too long. Suffice it to say, LMG lost a lot of subscribers because of a series of issues that were highlighted to the community by Gamer’s Nexus, and then that opened up into even more things. It revealed how much LMG’s internals are steeped in bro culture, just in case that wasn’t obvious.

        The two have mostly ignored each other since then, but there was one thing that recently resurfaced it. Steve apparently had an old phone that had been doxxed some years ago, and he doesn’t use that number anymore. Now, Linus and Steve had been texting at various times to Steve’s new number. Linus recently sent a text to the old number, knowing that Steve wouldn’t ever see it, and then claims on video that Steve isn’t responding to his text on an issue between them. That’s what prompts Lewis to make the “don’t give in to the premises of assholes” video.

        Linus clearly set that situation up. Lewis is more familiar with how people like that function, and he had to walk Steve through the logic of what was going on. That’s the part that reminded me of my old roommate, because I was often in Steve’s situation and like him, didn’t recognize it for what it was.

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  • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Got a better resolution version?

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I do but lemmy hates it.

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      • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I just think it’s cool and want to look at it in more detail.

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    • u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      pablocarlosbudassi.com/…/the-infographic-and-arti…

      Here you go, buddy. Go make that eye cult.

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      • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s not a cult. It’s just a group of like minded individuals.

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      • Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        ALL HAIL THE GREAT EYE!

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Scientists Prove Our Sun is Center of Universe!

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  • Amanduh@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But what about the attack on ganymede?

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    • Sausage_Mahoney@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It reaches out it reaches out it reaches out it reaches out. One hundred and thirteen times a second, nothing answers and it reaches out.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Remember the Cant

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  • jdeath@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    as arnold would say, “stop whining!”

    you can just learn science and not resort to clickbait titles like “i hate this waaah!”

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  • meliante@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like they were right. The universe is a sphere, not Earth!!

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  • RedCarCastle@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like proof of the flat earth

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    • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Kill me

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    1. its the universe that is flat

    2. everything revolves around and everything is illuminated by the Sun

    3. the Sun is the largest structure

    4. the veins at the outer edges arent bleeding yet so you can stretch it a bit more

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  • NotLemming@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Its obviously the eye of the goddess, who is a huge selfish dragon, which is why were all so screwed - we’re nothing more than a microscopic mote in the eye of a selfish dragon lesser demi-god.

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is what the world looks like when you step outside

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  • ProfessorPeregrine@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    BE NOT AFRAID…🙄

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    MitocondriSol: powerhouse of the cell.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sand worm’s maw.

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  • dephyre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everyone sees the butthole too, right?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is what the human eye looks like under a microscope.

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  • ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What my ophthalmologist sees after giving me the numbing eye drops.

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is the radial scale logarithmic? Or is it even more compressed than that?

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  • apex32@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reminds me of Outer Wilds. Excellent game.

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  • SwordInStone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought it was Warhammer 40k shitpost at the beginning

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