SmackemWittadic
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 12 hours ago:
Oh true my bad, thank you!
- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 13 hours ago:
Båda dog! Båda dog! No Treåt
(I know å is pronounced like “eu” like in Blåhaj)
- Comment on Captions 1 week ago:
Oh maybe garlic sauce!
But the decent garlic sauce that gets put on shawarma, not the stuff that’s mostly mayonnaise
- Comment on Captions 1 week ago:
Nah I just kinda mixed Lebanese and mayonnaise
- Comment on Captions 1 week ago:
Is Lebanaise an instrument?
- Comment on I don't know how it stays on. 2 weeks ago:
Ah you’re mistaking yourself for Boners OfTheMoon
They have the BIGGEST sex life
- Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits 2 weeks ago:
You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water. That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.
- Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits 2 weeks ago:
Oh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss.
That’s why I shit standing up like a real man
- Comment on New social experiment 2 weeks ago:
Howomwowk/
- Comment on Day 1 Reddit Refugee 3 weeks ago:
I’m also an old redditor who’s been here for 1.5 years after 3rd party apps died.
This place is much more human and less “dead internet theory” than reddit. Engage with people as much as you’d like and you’ll enjoy being here
- Comment on Happy new year!!! 3 weeks ago:
Ok this is just a whole other level of loss
- Comment on The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma 1 month ago:
Gotta make sure your fiber intake is decent so you get good quality shit like this
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 months ago:
You’re still beautiful on Thunder for android
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 2 months ago:
See there’s your problem /s
- Comment on The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 2 months ago:
More power to you my dude
- Comment on I hate that that happens 2 months ago:
You must be loving all the technically correct comments on this post
- Comment on Hey we got your pics pay up! ASAP! 3 months ago:
THEY’RE DELETING OUR CATS!
- Comment on 2real5me 3 months ago:
HONK
- Comment on 2real5me 3 months ago:
Woah, good point! I guess I didn’t think of it that way
- Comment on 2real5me 3 months ago:
Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure dude has basically become a gender neutral term at this point
- Comment on Not casually stealing comments 4 months ago:
I think you may have missed the joke lol
- Comment on Dear god... 5 months ago:
If you want a mildly funnier dumb meme:
- Comment on Let them know what they are missing! 5 months ago:
Well at least we’d be in danger together :)
- Comment on Let them know what they are missing! 5 months ago:
Okay, given that I just opened the link and got the same “Nearby - 4.2 miles” it’s definitely a custom location that she set.
So don’t worry, we’re good
- Comment on Let them know what they are missing! 5 months ago:
I’d recommend moving far, far, away if these are the kind of people who live nearby
- Comment on well if you look at it that way 5 months ago:
Peeeeeeee
- Comment on LinkedIn 5 months ago:
I really wish there was one. I’m looking around right now and I wish there was a better alternative
- Comment on Duty and honor 5 months ago:
More like duty and otter
- Comment on Old AF 5 months ago:
I think they were just multicellular organisms that got rid of the shit by diffusion from the cells themselves, without a specific path for the shit to go down like a butthole
- Comment on Old AF 5 months ago:
I was thinking the same, so I looked into it!
The oldest creature in the evolutionary chain that has been found to poop (from what I found online) is the comb jelly fish. They are thought to have evolved somewhere between 500 million and 600 million years ago
So shit is pretty old
