SmackemWittadic
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 1 week ago:
AND ALL THAT’S CUMMING IS CUMMMM
only shooting cummmm breaks the mOwOld
(Smash mouth were so ahead of the curve, they had OwO in their lyrics in 1999)
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 1 week ago:
You’ll never know if you don’t cum
- Comment on Why aren't there mass protests in the USA? 4 weeks ago:
I’m surprised Nixon gets: “being Richard Nixon” but Reagan doesn’t get: “being the sack of shit that took the massive clear steps to destroy your country through corruption”
How the fuck did they let Reaganomics slide?
- Comment on You're* 4 weeks ago:
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
- Comment on frenly warnin 4 weeks ago:
I upvoted, but don’t worry about karma on this site. It doesn’t mean anything here, most people & apps don’t care about some form of “total karma”.
All things considered it also didn’t mean anything on Reddit, but people get a bit egotistical on there.
- Comment on Lil silly 4 weeks ago:
Bryan Craneston
- Comment on I recommend you don't watch this 5 weeks ago:
Mix some idiocracy & Mad max in there and I’d say that’s accurate
- Comment on I recommend you don't watch this 5 weeks ago:
Honestly, that’s a bit of a dick move. It adds to the problem by obscuring the line between reality and fiction even more
- Comment on Happy anniversary 5 weeks ago:
Idiocracy truly is reality: "I’m secretary of state, brought to you by Carl’s Jr"
- Comment on Is it a common thing for people who have left authoritarian countries to still feel the fear of their now-former country? 5 weeks ago:
People have gotten bored of me in the past for how frequently I bring up Sykes-Picot.
Everyone says “We get it! It happened! Get over it!” But it’s hard to get over it when it’s still being felt to this day
- Comment on Is it a common thing for people who have left authoritarian countries to still feel the fear of their now-former country? 5 weeks ago:
Another Arab here! The Saudi wahabi regime is the worst thing to happen to the middle east. Almost all events happening here always ends up going back to western interference, even the rise of the wahabis leading to the creation of Saudi Arabia.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
For what it’s worth, your username is really smart
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Still at zero :( I’m not sure if I should be thankful or insulted
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 5 weeks ago:
Ah sorry bud, that wooshed over me since I am falling asleep:(
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 5 weeks ago:
That is what star wars taught incorrectly, unfortunately
- Comment on Battery tech really does move fast 5 weeks ago:
I only use parsecs to measure distance
- Comment on Can trump make it so I can sell my citizenship for 5 million dollars? 1 month ago:
Oh that’s why trump wants his face on the 100 dollar bill, since he knows he’s making it worthless anyway
- Comment on Surprise! 1 month ago:
It always starts at 7th element
- Comment on I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it. 1 month ago:
Username checks out, I guess?
- Comment on I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it. 1 month ago:
Are those the JO Crystals people have been trying to sell me?
- Comment on Murica 1 month ago:
We are all a removed on this blessed day
- Comment on is it wrong/selfish to cut contact with my trump-supporting father? 1 month ago:
I hope you’re feeling better now. I haven’t lived through the situation you’ve been through, but I believe you made the right call.
If you value someone in your life, their opinion on something this important should matter.
People who aren’t willing to truly listen to the opinions of those closest to them, even if they disagree with those opinions, do not value those people as much as those people value them.
- Comment on Heh 1 month ago:
I really hope copypastas stay around forever
- Comment on Taking one for the team... 2 months ago:
I’ve read the swamps of dagobah greentext enough times to thoroughly appreciate the tolerance and patience that people in the field of medicine have.
But I still feel like it’s underappreciated. Especially when compared to how people say “thank you for your service” when seeing a fucking soldier.
Anyway, thank you for what you’re doing
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The issue is that he’s in a Honda CR-V and the island is called “Corolla”. You can’t be in both at the same time
- Comment on Anon lives with his sister 2 months ago:
“unwed nightmare”
- Comment on To whomever invented LED bus advertisements: I despise you. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Shut up, haters 2 months ago:
Step-Romulus?
- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 2 months ago:
Oh true my bad, thank you!
- Comment on Anon experiences German humor 2 months ago:
Båda dog! Båda dog! No Treåt
(I know å is pronounced like “eu” like in Blåhaj)
