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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Underrated af movie
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Dude it was my favorite
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Don’t, you are one of my favorite posters on here at this point lol. Just go where your whimsical (and horny) heart takes you
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They have 3 posts on a 10hr old account… what am I missing here?
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She deleted her former very active account and disappeared for a bit. This is her big return.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Welcome back, micky7 and I have been carrying the horny post torch in your absence.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You also have to be the master of nuns :/
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 months ago
Am I a trade?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No you’re a seductive tortoise
snooggums@piefed.world 2 months ago
If you are in an open office…
rayboy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ahhh I see you made a new account, I was wondering where the tag I put on you went lmao
frank@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I can imagine so many options. What was her tag?
rayboy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Horny, that’s it lmao
thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
”You can please some of the people some of the time, and you can jerk the rest off.”
Robin Williams
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
yay! we missed u!
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If it gets a chuckle out of me, the chances are high that it’s a post from you.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
As a licenced mechanic, yes.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
I need to join a union…
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Well, time to learn a trade I guess
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Remember to wear your safety gear! In this case, one of those RSI wrist braces…
Una@europe.pub 2 months ago
Not necessarily, one trade might be willing to jack you off.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Sometimes better than a master of baitin’
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
If you won’t, I gladly will 😋
aMockTie@piefed.world 2 months ago
Master(bater) of none?
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Id like to think at least one…
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
look. I’m not here to judge or anything, but make sure you use more wrist and thumb.
you can never go wrong with more wrist and thumb.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
There’s a couple other variables you’re not considering like dick-to-floor distance or mean jerk time.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Tip-to-tip efficiency!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you gotta make the remaining distance up with your lips, tongue, and mouth.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have a commercial driver’s license, an engineering degree and I’m working in an unrelated field. Will I be counted as 3 trades?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Doos yas wants yas plumbings fixeds ors nots?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Feels weird to have (what I believe to be) gay lingo be adopted by genpop.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
…what word in OP is queer coded?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
Nah, just the handy man.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That sure sounds like his job though.