Master
@Master@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 1 week ago:
combine this with the monkey chow diet and you have peak human food consumption right up until you die from all the weird shit in there that is unregulated besausemits not designed for humans.
- Comment on No, honey, theres just too many inmigrants. 3 weeks ago:
thanks, me too.
- Comment on No, honey, theres just too many inmigrants. 3 weeks ago:
Im at 67hours this week and I have to go into work tomorrow too :(
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 5 weeks ago:
Fire Nation does not use sawdust in their parmesan!
- Comment on not being able to experience a full-body-orgasm is just another example of the sad male reality. 5 weeks ago:
This is the only full body i’ve experienced. It feels like a warm wave building up and crashing over your entire body.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
itlc creates two new dicks!
- Comment on Samsung is shutting down messages — alternative to Google's messenger? 1 month ago:
This is how it was for me and if no one would use it because it didnt even have basic sms anymore there was no point in me using it either.
- Comment on I'm literally just vibing 1 month ago:
they make biodegradable clay bbs for the guns.
- Comment on 🎵 Put it in, put it in, put it...iiiiiinnn!! 🤤 1 month ago:
No, the corn is for reference only. This is a dick flayer.
- Comment on get zapped, idiot 1 month ago:
ICE raid on sauropod housing…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Id like to think at least one…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Ah, thanks for the explanation!
Welcome back op!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
They have 3 posts on a 10hr old account… what am I missing here?
- Comment on It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk. 2 months ago:
I was aboutmto lose my shit until I scrolled up to see where this was posted lol. I took the bail hook line and sinker.
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 2 months ago:
insubordination in time of war generally means court marshall and life in prision or execution under extreme circumstances.
Its one thing to say you will do it and another to do it and accept the unknown but likely extremely bad repercussions.
- Comment on Anon introduces himself 2 months ago:
We had different childhoods it would appear…
- Comment on Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned 2 months ago:
I think because in order to product the kink you need to set a ground base for story. A lot of people just want some sort of story instead of just straight into it.
- Comment on Must be nice 3 months ago:
but it keeps your head warm… and your head keeps your balls warm.
- Comment on Anon acts like a jerk 3 months ago:
You have to hook them. Act slightly jerk like until you have their interest then slowly go back to being nice and the think they changed you.
(then they cheat of you cause the person who is attracted to bad boys do be like thet)
- Comment on Where can I get a set of furry train tracks to complete the scene? 3 months ago:
and then along came jones, tall thin jones, slow walking jones, slow talking jones, along came longly legged jones…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
will make it grow cat ears!
- Comment on Might as well be the same thing 4 months ago:
That’s ok. He has some old antibiotics she san use!
- Comment on We were all thinking it 4 months ago:
I figured it was a hard drop and she went back to doom scrolling…
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
that is what the sink is for…
- Comment on NO ELPERS NOPERS 5 months ago:
Tldr, plants
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
You must consume 28.9 hotdog s a second for 24hours to eat that many in one day.
I have faith. Eat faster!
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 5 months ago:
Im in my 40s. Two beers is not enough for regret… But regret is normally the reason for two beers.
- Comment on Uhhh... It's a work phone 5 months ago:
I have two because I dont want anyone to have my dead wife’s number yet…
- Comment on The struggle is real 5 months ago:
I have a water bottle bidet attachment that I carry when traveling. Then just Cary a bottle of water around with me.
