Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
But you flush again after 2 minutes…doh!
please...just go....
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slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you go to turn the flow valve, by it breaks off in your hand. Now the poop won’t flush and you’ve got to get out of the house to hit the main valve (or flee. Lots of folk choose flee) with no one noticing your clothes are covered in poop water
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
But as you flee, the window jams as you raise it with your foot now stuck in it. You reach for the sink to pull you free, but oh no here comes the hiccups…
Erusset@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I just put new toilets in my house and they fill up so fast now, like 20 seconds 
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
every time you take a shit, you need to install a new toilet?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Ok we can’t ask you back because you did not share your drugs
Pistcow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I did that at a house warming for one of my girlfriends friends. I just came out of the bathroom and told her we needed to go now.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you mean go to get a plunger?
serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you mean go to get a plunger, right?
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Isn’t “going now” what got you into the situation in the first place?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Babe you’re going to need a new friend”
Master@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If its just a floaty poop. drape TP over it in a V shape. Maybe 6 squares. Then flush. TP gets sucked down and takes that shit straight to hell.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if the tp combusts between me putting it down and me flushing?
Master@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Trust me, you just Mitch Mcconnell that shit. Works every time.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Inform your host and help them pack up their things. It is the poop’s house now.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
They’re smart, they’re organized, and they have my keys.
M137@lemmy.today 1 month ago
What a shitty format, the top text should be over the left image and the bottom text should be over the right image. Now it’s just “poop:” for both images, which isn’t what it’s trying to say.
bstix@feddit.dk 1 month ago
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Y’all need to eat more fiber. Literally never had a poop not flush.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My fattest toilet snakes are often the result of fiber intake. They’re nice, healthy logs. Just wider in diameter than the local infrastructure can accommodate. So we use a plunger - it’s not a big deal.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
They need to make a plunger with a rubber fin for chopping doozies
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 1 month ago
A Peruvian Bowl Coiler
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TFW you look down and are startled because for a moment you think that a Soviet Borei class ballistic missile submarine has surfaced in the toilet bowl
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I assign you to clean the men’s commode in the morning. I have PTSD from doing it today.
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
More fiber = less flushing you need less liquids always flush
cmbabul@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
It has to be an emergency, unless they also have a bidet
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And if they have a Toto I’m inviting myself over just to poop.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guess it rains down in Africa 🎶 flush, overflowing
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If they have a Toto, not for long they don’t. I have a Toto now.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At my job they have those toilets with compressed air. Not a plunger in sight but it’s never been a problem for me. And I’m a large man with large poops.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The fucking what?!
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NGL I’ve mentally trained myself not to poop outside of home. My body seems to agree because I’ve only pooped twice outside of home since the last time I’ve done so when i was a toddler!
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
This is why you keep a poop knife with you.