please...just go....

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Inform your host and help them pack up their things. It is the poop’s house now.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This is why you keep a poop knife with you.

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
  But you flush again after 2 minutes…doh!

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  • Erusset@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I just put new toilets in my house and they fill up so fast now, like 20 seconds 

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Ok we can’t ask you back because you did not share your drugs

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• Pistcow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I did that at a house warming for one of my girlfriends friends. I just came out of the bathroom and told her we needed to go now.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you mean go to get a plunger?

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    • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      you mean go to get a plunger, right?

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• cmbabul@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It has to be an emergency, unless they also have a bidet

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    And if they have a Toto I’m inviting myself over just to poop.

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