Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
But you flush again after 2 minutes…doh!
please...just go....
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slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So you go to turn the flow valve, by it breaks off in your hand. Now the poop won’t flush and you’ve got to get out of the house to hit the main valve (or flee. Lots of folk choose flee) with no one noticing your clothes are covered in poop water
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
But as you flee, the window jams as you raise it with your foot now stuck in it. You reach for the sink to pull you free, but oh no here comes the hiccups…
Erusset@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I just put new toilets in my house and they fill up so fast now, like 20 seconds 
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
every time you take a shit, you need to install a new toilet?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Ok we can’t ask you back because you did not share your drugs
Pistcow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I did that at a house warming for one of my girlfriends friends. I just came out of the bathroom and told her we needed to go now.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you mean go to get a plunger?
serpineslair@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you mean go to get a plunger, right?
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Isn’t “going now” what got you into the situation in the first place?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Babe you’re going to need a new friend”
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If its just a floaty poop. drape TP over it in a V shape. Maybe 6 squares. Then flush. TP gets sucked down and takes that shit straight to hell.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if the tp combusts between me putting it down and me flushing?
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Trust me, you just Mitch Mcconnell that shit. Works every time.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Inform your host and help them pack up their things. It is the poop’s house now.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
They’re smart, they’re organized, and they have my keys.
M137@lemmy.today 2 months ago
What a shitty format, the top text should be over the left image and the bottom text should be over the right image. Now it’s just “poop:” for both images, which isn’t what it’s trying to say.
bstix@feddit.dk 2 months ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Y’all need to eat more fiber. Literally never had a poop not flush.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My fattest toilet snakes are often the result of fiber intake. They’re nice, healthy logs. Just wider in diameter than the local infrastructure can accommodate. So we use a plunger - it’s not a big deal.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
They need to make a plunger with a rubber fin for chopping doozies
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 months ago
A Peruvian Bowl Coiler
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TFW you look down and are startled because for a moment you think that a Soviet Borei class ballistic missile submarine has surfaced in the toilet bowl
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I assign you to clean the men’s commode in the morning. I have PTSD from doing it today.
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
More fiber = less flushing you need less liquids always flush
cmbabul@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
It has to be an emergency, unless they also have a bidet
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And if they have a Toto I’m inviting myself over just to poop.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I guess it rains down in Africa 🎶 flush, overflowing
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If they have a Toto, not for long they don’t. I have a Toto now.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
At my job they have those toilets with compressed air. Not a plunger in sight but it’s never been a problem for me. And I’m a large man with large poops.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fucking what?!
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NGL I’ve mentally trained myself not to poop outside of home. My body seems to agree because I’ve only pooped twice outside of home since the last time I’ve done so when i was a toddler!
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
This is why you keep a poop knife with you.