cmbabul
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- Comment on please...just go.... 2 hours ago:
It has to be an emergency, unless they also have a bidet
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 1 day ago:
If we count deaths during the European theater of WWII I don’t think he’ll hit Hitlers death toll unless he uses nukes before he croaks… so I guess I hope Hitler stays atop the list? That feels weird
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 1 day ago:
Thank you I was thinking that throughout this thread
- Comment on Anon gets lost 1 day ago:
I mean that’s not a bad take away at least in sketch areas, the people living there generally don’t want trouble
- Comment on Probably accurate 4 days ago:
Hey now, Paine would be a monster on TikTok
- Comment on I dropped it like it was hot. 6 days ago:
We need to start subbing Willy Nelson into memes like this, he can smoke Snoop under the table anyways by Snoops own admission
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 1 week ago:
Naw fuck that motherfucker, he doesn’t deserve any kindness or empathy ever. Nothing wrong with anyone else’s appearance, but his existence is repulsive. He’s everything ugly about humanity and has earned every single cruel thing that will ever be said about him or done to him. Nothing about him has ever been worth the carbon his disgustingly corpulent body consists of
- Comment on Thoughts? 1 week ago:
It honestly hurts me to think about how well this would sell
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 1 week ago:
Solidarity friend, we need water and electrolytes
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 1 week ago:
I’m too hungover to read good and told my friends lkl
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 1 week ago:
Rest in power king
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Sad day for the quokk community to have a member so devoid of critical reasoning
- Comment on When somebody mentions Reddit. 2 weeks ago:
I much prefer Jerry Seinfeld the character, and he’s an asocial asshole
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 2 weeks ago:
It just kinda struck me that simply adding the word “how” right after “me” completely changes the quality of the dad
- Comment on "Linux? Those guys who like to talk about themselves?" 2 weeks ago:
I work on the IT side of a non tech company. I don’t think vastly even comes close to covering how un-savvy the average person is
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 2 weeks ago:
I honestly don’t think even Vader and Tywin deserve association with Shou Tucker and Cronos
- Comment on UK weather: Amber extreme heat warning issued as 35C heatwave approaches 3 weeks ago:
UK folks I’m here to help, growing up poor in the American south has left me with a specific set of skills and knowledge.
I know a bunch of yalls houses if not most of em don’t have central A/C if even a window unit. I’ve been to your country in the summer and know it’s humid as hell. You’re gonna need a box fan, some ice, a bucket, and a drill with a hole boring drill bit. Bore four holes in the sides of the bucket, dump in the ice and then secure the box fan to the top, we always used duct tape. That’ll cool shit off pretty well until the ice melts at least for the room you’re currently in. Filling up any sinks with ice can help too if there’s no airflow to the bathroom.
It ain’t perfect but it’s better than nothing. Just a tip from your friendly neighborhood hillbilly!
- Comment on Growth 3 weeks ago:
Hey now! I may be autistic but I assure you I don’t ever forget sex exists and im horny like 90~95% of the time, but I am completely oblivious to flirting or interesting shown so that doesn’t get mitigated as much as I’d like
- Comment on Growth 3 weeks ago:
It was recently pointed out to me that an outfit I have been rocking for years makes it look like I’m trying to be a walking bisexual flag: pink button up over a purple tank top with blue shorts. This was by coincidence do but I love those colors so I was fully prepared to die on the hill that it was the superior flag.
But after refreshing my memory, you right the pan flag looks like three flavors of ice cream stacked atop each other
- Comment on Jeremy Clarkson shares ‘aggressive’ prostate cancer diagnosis 3 weeks ago:
I think he’d think this was funny as hell
- Comment on Anon's dad tries to bond 3 weeks ago:
Stories like these warm my heart so much
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 3 weeks ago:
So does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again
- Comment on World Map 4 weeks ago:
Can Georgia never break free of our Floridian burden!?
- Comment on Buzz off 4 weeks ago:
Put themselves in harms way only to get angry about their choices and “forced to defend themselves”… why does that sound so familiar
- Comment on How do I invest in this? 4 weeks ago:
Jesus I didnt realize he was nearly 100, gotta be one of the oldest of Silent Generation left
- Comment on Alpha AF 5 weeks ago:
Now you listen here! You’ll learn got a problem with potatoes you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
- Comment on Study Argues Big Tobacco Had Secret Role In Shaping The Ultraprocessed Foods Fed To American Children 5 weeks ago:
You right, Home Depot does sell buckets like that(and only like $7) but they ain’t the orange ones
- Comment on Study Argues Big Tobacco Had Secret Role In Shaping The Ultraprocessed Foods Fed To American Children 5 weeks ago:
Do you mean like Home Depot buckets? I’ve wanted to fill one or similar bucket with flour but worry about pantry moths
- Comment on Streamline it 5 weeks ago:
Flexes would’ve made this joke even better
- Comment on New anger rating scale just dropped 5 weeks ago:
That’s equivalent to “act a fool”