its a matter of perspective man
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Submitted 2 months ago by did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The cat’s just a lot closer
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know we shouldn’t, but someday we might make cat-sized pet elephants.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I smell a great new
scambusiness opportunity…!Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They would hunt literal dinosaurs for fun.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And literal tigers.
And probably humans too
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much
did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.
LilRed@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But don’t forget that the double penetration railings needed to have parents permission first.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
You’re not real, man.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But… the orgies are real… right?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…
- elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh…
- weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh…
- bananaforscale.info/…/12000-pounds-to-bananas
Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
c/bananaforscale
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oof, I’m already subscribed there too, but their last post was from 6 months ago… They need some more activity over there, I just don’t have any bananas for photos right now ☹️
I do think it’s kinda neat that bananaforscale.info fairly recently added the weight category, it used to be only length conversion.
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
And you’d still not get radiation poisoning from that many banananananas.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I also want time away from doom scrolling and, well, the world right now. It’s so depressing. But at the same time. I need to fight boredom so continue scrolling it is -.-
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Why you always be making new accounts tho?
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because they keep getting banned for posting like a thirsty middle-schooler.
GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I don’t think they were outright banned but they had a lot of mod actions them the last time they were on here from dragging their dramas out into various communities.
At this point they should probably just be banned on sight for ban evasion but I get the feeling that this place is so starved for activity(especially perceived activity from a woman who will agree with whatever most of the men on here say although I think she’s just a bad actor) that it’ll just be ignored.
sinextitan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Idea of a cat sized elephant is much more comforting than vice versa. That would be scary as hell.
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spezi@feddit.org 2 months ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The elephant is as tiny as cat.
Cute.
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
hope you found who had the violets when you were away
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
im more worried about how intense that elephant is starring into that cats anus.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the cat finally found its audience
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Why is nobody talking about the elephant staring into the cat’s derriere? 🐽
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It isn’t by choice. The cat forced the position
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thinly veiled Jurassic Park reference
hans@feddit.org 2 months ago
Spezi@feddit.org 2 months ago
You dropped something: “
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The hoomans think we have no weapons, hah
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Braces for more shitstorms
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Are you a meme?
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Welcome back, sweetheart!
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
lel, my client says it’s your cake day
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
It’s because they just made the account.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I know, but that shouldn’t be cake day if it’s been 0 years
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
gotta take breaks from time to time
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
🐘
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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
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yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, that’s just Johann, the friendly giant. Don’t mind him. He thinks he’s a cow.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Nice but those are some kitten-sized cows
Spezi@feddit.org 2 months ago
#🐈
^🐘^
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What have you done.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Fixed at last