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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🐘

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ^🐄^~🐄~^🐄^~🐄~^🐄^

    ^🐄^~🐄~🧑‍🌾^🐄^~🐄~

    ^🐄^~🐄~^🐄^~🐄~^🐄^

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?

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    • anugeshtu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, that’s just Johann, the friendly giant. Don’t mind him. He thinks he’s a cow.

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nice but those are some kitten-sized cows

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  • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    #🐈

    ^🐘^

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What have you done.

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fixed at last

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  its a matter of perspective man

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The cat’s just a lot closer

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know we shouldn’t, but someday we might make cat-sized pet elephants.

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I smell a great new scam business opportunity…!

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They would hunt literal dinosaurs for fun.

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And literal tigers.

      And probably humans too

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much

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  • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they weren’t Vietnamese, lol. I actually didn’t even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.

    I do have a new man now, though, and let’s just say I’m currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.🫣

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.

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  • LilRed@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But don’t forget that the double penetration railings needed to have parents permission first.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re not real, man.

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But… the orgies are real… right?

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…

  • elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh…
  • weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh…
  • bananaforscale.info/…/12000-pounds-to-bananas

  Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    c/bananaforscale

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oof, I’m already subscribed there too, but their last post was from 6 months ago… They need some more activity over there, I just don’t have any bananas for photos right now ☹️

      I do think it’s kinda neat that bananaforscale.info fairly recently added the weight category, it used to be only length conversion.

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And you’d still not get radiation poisoning from that many banananananas.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I also want time away from doom scrolling and, well, the world right now. It’s so depressing. But at the same time. I need to fight boredom so continue scrolling it is -.-

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why you always be making new accounts tho?

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because they keep getting banned for posting like a thirsty middle-schooler.

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    • GhostFace@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think they were outright banned but they had a lot of mod actions them the last time they were on here from dragging their dramas out into various communities.

      At this point they should probably just be banned on sight for ban evasion but I get the feeling that this place is so starved for activity(especially perceived activity from a woman who will agree with whatever most of the men on here say although I think she’s just a bad actor) that it’ll just be ignored.

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• sinextitan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Idea of a cat sized elephant is much more comforting than vice versa. That would be scary as hell.

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  • EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    German children’s television

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    • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sie Maus is basically the German Blåhaj

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The elephant is as tiny as cat.

  Cute.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hope you found who had the violets when you were away

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• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…

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• Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  im more worried about how intense that elephant is starring into that cats anus.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the cat finally found its audience

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is nobody talking about the elephant staring into the cat’s derriere? 🐽

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It isn’t by choice. The cat forced the position

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thinly veiled Jurassic Park reference

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• hans@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You dropped something: “

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The hoomans think we have no weapons, hah

    Cat brandishing a razor-sharp bowie knife

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Braces for more shitstorms

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are you a meme?

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• Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Welcome back, sweetheart!

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lel, my client says it’s your cake day

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s because they just made the account.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know, but that shouldn’t be cake day if it’s been 0 years

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• NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  gotta take breaks from time to time

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