its a matter of perspective man
back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶
Submitted 1 month ago by did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The cat’s just a lot closer
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know we shouldn’t, but someday we might make cat-sized pet elephants.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I smell a great new
scambusiness opportunity…!Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They would hunt literal dinosaurs for fun.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
And literal tigers.
And probably humans too
Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much
did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they weren’t Vietnamese, lol. I actually didn’t even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.
I do have a new man now, though, and let’s just say I’m currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.🫣
Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.
LilRed@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
But don’t forget that the double penetration railings needed to have parents permission first.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 month ago
You’re not real, man.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
But… the orgies are real… right?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…
- elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh…
- weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh…
- bananaforscale.info/…/12000-pounds-to-bananas
Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
c/bananaforscale
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oof, I’m already subscribed there too, but their last post was from 6 months ago… They need some more activity over there, I just don’t have any bananas for photos right now ☹️
I do think it’s kinda neat that bananaforscale.info fairly recently added the weight category, it used to be only length conversion.
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
And you’d still not get radiation poisoning from that many banananananas.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I also want time away from doom scrolling and, well, the world right now. It’s so depressing. But at the same time. I need to fight boredom so continue scrolling it is -.-
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Why you always be making new accounts tho?
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because they keep getting banned for posting like a thirsty middle-schooler.
GhostFace@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
I don’t think they were outright banned but they had a lot of mod actions them the last time they were on here from dragging their dramas out into various communities.
At this point they should probably just be banned on sight for ban evasion but I get the feeling that this place is so starved for activity(especially perceived activity from a woman who will agree with whatever most of the men on here say although I think she’s just a bad actor) that it’ll just be ignored.
sinextitan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Idea of a cat sized elephant is much more comforting than vice versa. That would be scary as hell.
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Spezi@feddit.org 1 month ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The elephant is as tiny as cat.
Cute.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hope you found who had the violets when you were away
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…
Master@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
im more worried about how intense that elephant is starring into that cats anus.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
the cat finally found its audience
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Why is nobody talking about the elephant staring into the cat’s derriere? 🐽
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It isn’t by choice. The cat forced the position
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thinly veiled Jurassic Park reference
hans@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Spezi@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
You dropped something: “
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The hoomans think we have no weapons, hah
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Braces for more shitstorms
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Are you a meme?
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Welcome back, sweetheart!
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
lel, my client says it’s your cake day
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
It’s because they just made the account.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
I know, but that shouldn’t be cake day if it’s been 0 years
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
gotta take breaks from time to time
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
🐘
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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, that’s just Johann, the friendly giant. Don’t mind him. He thinks he’s a cow.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Nice but those are some kitten-sized cows
Spezi@feddit.org 1 month ago
#🐈
^🐘^
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What have you done.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Fixed at last