Pirtatogna

@Pirtatogna@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What next? I’m not allowed to lick them in hopes that someone’s been using their genitals to press them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use the garden hose like a civilized human being⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, I’ll just wash the tip then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do the right thing and avoid the pain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, HC buddhist wouldn’t try to avoid the pain but rather investigate it and examine what it’s like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billie Eilish and "stolen land"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Learning with”, probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To make it more interesting I have program that randomly gives out coordinates. I then sharpen my aim to hit the required target⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trying to hit all of them on one go could be entertaining.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish I still had a CD player⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently got a new one. It’s not in my computer, though. It’s this cute little chi-fi thingy that I connected to my speaker with optical wire.

  I have a collection of CDs so I figured I might just as well listen to them. Been buying some new ones too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’ll have to be animal, definitely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoops, sorry about advertising. Didn’t think about that before posting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. I have this gymba board in my office and it doesn’t even work with shoes on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major Bing Bong⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ground control to major Bong…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[meme] choochoo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While I agree in principle with the OP, I feel I must point out that that wouldn’t completely make cars unnecessary. There are still remote or sparsely populated areas (a lot actually in my country) where comprehensive public transport is inpractical or next to impossible. I’d say we have use for both. Especially so if self driving means being able to summon a car when you need one without needing to own one. Or would that actually count as public transport then…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creativity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking colouring his hair, but I don’t know where WD40 comes in. Unless that’s also a brand of hair colouring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more things change, the more they stay the same.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine that. The library I work in has dedicated rooms for gaming, recording music and video editing. With the equipment, software and games provided by the library.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨second part is optional⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For the optional second he’d surely deserve a bonus, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s basically an abysmal text editor combined with the worst page layout software the world has ever seen. Creating documents with it very much resembles masturbating with a blender.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, maybe the dust bunnies strip me at night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee pee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do this so you will stare at it and increase the accuracy of your aim⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I should definitely cross streams then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do this so you will stare at it and increase the accuracy of your aim⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What happens if you do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1 point. Never listened to a boombox outside. I have owned a boombox, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  To be honest I’m more worried because of Moscow than any robot dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's painful to not be able to see everything at once.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a nice widescreen monitor standing unused at my desk and I work sitting cross legged in my armchair with a laptop on my lap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terraforming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And ruin both of them.