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• EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “we really dig your vibe”

  And then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice while they’re getting the scalpel ready so you book it nked down the hotel hallway. Your wallet is gone.

  You are now the main character in an action comedy movie.

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  • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shia Labeouf?

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• shifting9810@lemmy.mrpostman.ch ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wish that would happen to me :(

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    say “i am an unicorn” 3 times on some weird kink site and your wish might be granted

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    • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unicorns are not dudes so this will not apply to 99.9% of users here.

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just understand what will be expected later if you do.

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