Ups and downs
Submitted 2 months ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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houndeyes@toast.ooo 2 months ago
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I’ll stick to KDE
harsh3466@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Uh, I think you just got Gnomed.
thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Lmao
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
She fucked up. Bro’s gonna start arguing a lot more now.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I was gonna say, is she punishing or encouraging him?
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yes
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s her way to say sorry, OP loves it.
shweddy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is some kinky shit and I’m here for it
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everyone is so fucking horny here lol
RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Gnome gave me foot fetish😪
13igTyme@piefed.social 2 months ago
People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.
Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn’t that far out-there.
forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 months ago
Sprinkle some cinnamon sugar on and pop it in the toaster oven for a couple minutes and now you’ve got cinnamon toast!
… Feet cinnamon toast.
– Frost
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything
13igTyme@piefed.social 2 months ago
A duck made that Wikipedia page and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Try one, genuinely the flavor and texture of the toast is different enough from the other bread that it’s actually quite good.
toynbee@piefed.social 2 months ago
Napster153@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obviously this is befote he added the toppings.
Maybe their one of those people who even make their own loaves of bread.
wieson@feddit.org 2 months ago
And that’s not even talking about the type of „bread“ or calling it „bread“ in the first place
sness@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Probably the British.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
i do
not that kind of bread though, i hate it
_lilith@lemmy.world 2 months ago
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Joke’s on her, I’m into it.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nice toes, but granted, the so called “bread” itself looks absolutely disgusting.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is now properly yeasted dough
Senal@programming.dev 2 months ago
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 2 months ago
She got clean feet at least.
echo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Bullshit and make your own god-damned breakfast.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s wrong with making other food?
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
they’re just jealous they don’t have anyone to step on their food :(
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 months ago
You ok buddy?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Why the fuck is this stereotype where the woman is still primary responsible for breakfast a thing?
Make your own, she is not your slave.
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Partners can do this to each other, maybe he cooks for her some other time.
I wouldn’t automatically assume she’s always a cook, and even then, it’s okay as long as it’s an amicable arrangement and not societal pressure.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
They should switch it around at least for once. “Angry boyfriend stomps breakfast, find out more at 6 PM”
PixTupy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
While I agree with you, from the picture it doesn’t look like the breakfast is made. Looks like he got his “bread” or whatever that is, that he was going to use for breakfast, squished.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Stop assuming things. They could be making their own breakfast, and always have bread for toast, or a sandwich. They could also be female. Or it could be the relationship dynamic.
As long as it is 2 grown adults, who are not in an abusive relationship… I don’t give a fuck, and neither should you.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
User name checks out carry on
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 2 months ago
New fetish unlocked!
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Pretty sure this is fetish content…
Forester@pawb.social 2 months ago
Toesty
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
mommy
peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
🥵🥵🥵
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Quentin Tarantino might dig that.
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Toe jam
funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She got that Greek toe
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 2 months ago
I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s my secret, Cap. That’s my fetish.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
breakfast
The whitest bread imaginable
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That doesn’t look real, the toe prints are too defined.
I could be wrong, maybe some experimentation is in order.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The thing about bread, it’s got lifeless feet, fake feet, like a doll’s feet. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be walkin’… until it kicks you, and those fake feet roll over white (bread).
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Look, if you want to get into a gluten foot kink, just go for it. You don’t need to justify it to us.
mrslt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You really think people would just go on the internet and tell lies?
enkille@lemmy.world 2 months ago
toest
olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This comment has the lowest effort-to-upvotes ratio ever.