Floodedwomb

@Floodedwomb@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions the epidemic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with the hobbies, but I think you can probably still jack off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was like staring into the ass of God.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dog toy

• It was like staring into the ass of God.lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ya got the lanky one, and ya got the stout one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Corgis are a spitz breed. I don’t even think bush dogs are genetically close enough to breed with domestic dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat your body like a data centre⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hydrate. Educate. Frustrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨congratulations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be cool yo!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love that they seem to be sharing a snack between the chain link fence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badge of Honor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a queer leftist and I didn’t make the list 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a rabbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We actually produce enough food ro feed everyone on the planet twice over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I must con(FeS₂), this sparked a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bizmist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hits bedrock⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fred Flintstone wasn’t a lover, he was just an average guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buzz off⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been chased by bees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Their name is Spike.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You could never be born a sea urchin. They dont even breed, they just squirt gametes in to the water and hope for the best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's some fucking aerodynamics bro⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I watched that episode and they didn’t prove shit. Those tests were terrible. That shit was about as scientific as The Big Bang Theory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Honey⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you! I thought I was taking crazy pills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is new at work⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Going to the bathroom was your mistake. Everyone farts, own it and apologize, going to the bathroom to cry just makes people think you shit yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ups and downs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Try one, genuinely the flavor and texture of the toast is different enough from the other bread that it’s actually quite good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works better if you put it in your mouth first.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I could give that lady a hug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oldest shitpost yet.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All girls know these days is excrete, have sex and lay egg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jessica Simpson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Popeye the sailor man I live in a frying pan. I turned on the heater And burned off my peter I’m Popeye the sailor, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, Jan⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Im still not convinced that he isn’t just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t buy fabrics you can’t wash. Seems kinda dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time traveler⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Menger cheese = string cheese⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese is parceled out by weight, so holes are irrelevant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no training award⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always ask them if Ashli Babbit should have complied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nutritous and delicious⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to the Corn Nuts " Bust a Nut" ad campaign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literal shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a visual representation. Not literal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What ever you do, don't think of the number 37.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bunch of straight people who think they understand better than us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it isn’t Mexican.