Floodedwomb
@Floodedwomb@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon questions the epidemic 3 weeks ago:
I agree with the hobbies, but I think you can probably still jack off.
- Comment on It was like staring into the ass of God. 4 weeks ago:
Dog toy
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- Comment on Ya got the lanky one, and ya got the stout one 4 weeks ago:
Corgis are a spitz breed. I don’t even think bush dogs are genetically close enough to breed with domestic dogs.
- Comment on Treat your body like a data centre 1 month ago:
Hydrate. Educate. Frustrate.
- Comment on congratulations 1 month ago:
Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.
- Comment on Be cool yo! 1 month ago:
I love that they seem to be sharing a snack between the chain link fence.
- Comment on Badge of Honor 2 months ago:
I’m a queer leftist and I didn’t make the list 😢
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 2 months ago:
We actually produce enough food ro feed everyone on the planet twice over.
- Comment on I must con(FeS₂), this sparked a laugh 2 months ago:
Bizmist
- Comment on Anon hits bedrock 2 months ago:
Fred Flintstone wasn’t a lover, he was just an average guy.
- Comment on Buzz off 3 months ago:
I’ve been chased by bees.
- Comment on Their name is Spike. 3 months ago:
You could never be born a sea urchin. They dont even breed, they just squirt gametes in to the water and hope for the best.
- Comment on that's some fucking aerodynamics bro 3 months ago:
I watched that episode and they didn’t prove shit. Those tests were terrible. That shit was about as scientific as The Big Bang Theory.
- Comment on Space Honey 5 months ago:
Thank you! I thought I was taking crazy pills.
- Comment on Anon is new at work 5 months ago:
Going to the bathroom was your mistake. Everyone farts, own it and apologize, going to the bathroom to cry just makes people think you shit yourself.
- Comment on Ups and downs 5 months ago:
Try one, genuinely the flavor and texture of the toast is different enough from the other bread that it’s actually quite good.
- Comment on It works better if you put it in your mouth first. 5 months ago:
I wish I could give that lady a hug.
- Comment on oldest shitpost yet. 6 months ago:
All girls know these days is excrete, have sex and lay egg.
- Comment on Tune a fish 7 months ago:
Jessica Simpson
- Comment on Cat 7 months ago:
I’m Popeye the sailor man I live in a frying pan. I turned on the heater And burned off my peter I’m Popeye the sailor, man.
- Comment on Sure, Jan 7 months ago:
Im still not convinced that he isn’t just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.
- Comment on I would also be confused 7 months ago:
Don’t buy fabrics you can’t wash. Seems kinda dumb.
- Comment on Time traveler 8 months ago:
You’re all wrong. The Cubs winning the World Series came at the cost of many future souls.
- Comment on Menger cheese = string cheese 8 months ago:
Cheese is parceled out by weight, so holes are irrelevant.
- Comment on no training award 8 months ago:
I always ask them if Ashli Babbit should have complied.
- Comment on Nutritous and delicious 9 months ago:
Oh my sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to the Corn Nuts " Bust a Nut" ad campaign.
- Comment on Literal shitpost 9 months ago:
This is a visual representation. Not literal.
- Comment on What ever you do, don't think of the number 37. 10 months ago:
Bunch of straight people who think they understand better than us.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 10 months ago:
Well it isn’t Mexican.
It was like staring into the ass of God.