Anon is new at work

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer’s head office

  Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Heroin nod?

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle.

      Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks

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  • EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Got upper management written all over him

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• Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Going to the bathroom was your mistake. Everyone farts, own it and apologize, going to the bathroom to cry just makes people think you shit yourself.

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  • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Gurn at the boss, then leave people questioning whether you just sharted?

  POWER MOVE!!!

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Possible recovery technique:

  Whoo, too much coffee, I was apparently a bit too eager for this meeting!

  Cheesy as fuck, but at least you are attempting s recovery.

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