drolex
@drolex@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Never ask... 1 day ago:
Is that a traditional Lebanese hat? Respect to him for safeguarding the traditions
- Comment on snow hoggies 3 days ago:
I think that must be a hog, but in the snow. Like a mammoth, for elephants. Or a woolly rhino for rhinoceroses. Or a fuzzypotamus for hippos. Or a hairy snail for snails.
- Comment on Anon performs magic at work 4 days ago:
Copacetic.
- Comment on David Lammy given warning after fishing with JD Vance without licence 1 week ago:
Got a loicense for facking that couch?
- Comment on How did that 22-year-old get on in the date his dad set him up with? 2 weeks ago:
I’m writing this message 5 minutes after yours. They have 3 children now.
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 3 weeks ago:
You’re being gollumophobic 🚩
- Comment on I'm intrigued 1 month ago:
“Fishberry” what the fuck, but also astoundingly correct
- Comment on Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account 1 month ago:
Yeah Paris is shit
- Comment on Sure honey 1 month ago:
I’ve heard that she took a job as an evil goddess of death and destruction for a year to get in the role.
- Comment on Anon loves The Lord of the Rings 2 months ago:
Ah damn I don’t have it. Is there some place where I could buy it? I’ve heard some pawn shops in Las Vegas might have it. I can call if necessary
- Comment on Seas the means of production 2 months ago:
Humans, you claim you don’t want to be fed to crabs. Yet you don’t have a shell or claws to defend yourselves and you are soft and delicious. Curious.
– Turning Point Crab
- Comment on Carnivory in Plants 2 months ago:
He’s a disgrace. Still classifying Rhinantus minor in the Scrophulariaceae instead of Orobanchaceae after APGIII. Smh.
- Comment on Check yourself 2 months ago:
‘Butterflies with bat wings feeding on dwarf mammoths’ now a thing in my mind
- Comment on Check yourself 2 months ago:
What did they eat? Or was it only caterpillars eating and butterflies fucking everywhere? Man the Permian was freaky?
Also why are they not 2 metres wide? Disappointing.
- Comment on Carnivory in Plants 2 months ago:
Carnivorous plants need to attract insects to feed AND to reproduce. Of course they don’t want to eat the pollinators so they usually have flowers with long stems
- Comment on hell yea, brother 2 months ago:
Well obviously you try to fuck the fish first, but it doesn’t give anything so you try the next best thing.
- Comment on From Hero to Zero (Budget) 2 months ago:
“2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot”
- Comment on SUNS OUT GUNS OUT 2 months ago:
Wittgenstein found an elegant solution to this kind of paradox: “This is obvious bullshit. Next.”
- Comment on Pocket is Saying Goodbye: What You Need to Know | Pocket Help 3 months ago:
Ah damn.
Do you know how to replace it (the one-click save for later)? Something that would take the imports from pocket and is well integrated within Firefox?
- Comment on Anon is behind enemy lines 3 months ago:
Sorry I don’t use the /s tag. I hope it would be obvious. Have a nice day anyway!
Unless of course you took one extra year or more to finish uni. 😡 I will address that issue at length, starting with [blah blah]
- Comment on Anon is behind enemy lines 3 months ago:
This one is real. When I was at work, I was the one driving the conversations. “Hey Chad, yesterday we reached a nice consensus about how everyone here hates people living with their parents. But I think we could expand a little bit by adding how much people who take a long time to finish uni are despicable. Yes Stacy? This is also something that bothers you constantly? Would you like to share your disgust?”
Guaranteed true and straight 💯
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 4 months ago:
Upon seeing the blood stained clothes, the disciple said ‘Hey I was hungry, too! Fucking weirdo.’
The disciple was named Colonel Sanders and this was his inspiration to invent the hamberder and never be hungry again.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 4 months ago:
The fool asks ‘What?’
The wise man interjects ‘What’
The enlightened silently nods and thinks ‘WTAF’
- Comment on nah, I'm good fam 4 months ago:
All serious scientists agree that an ankylosaurus air-dropped by a quetzalcoatlus would absolutely wreck both rex and spino.
- Comment on Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan 4 months ago:
Fabrications? From anon? Yeah, sure, buddy
- Comment on Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan 4 months ago:
Good thing that they implemented an unbreakable lie detector checking out the veracity of 4chan posts, otherwise you could think it is not genuine.
And gay.
- Comment on Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys 4 months ago:
20000 words fanfic with NSFW content or it didn’t happen
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 4 months ago:
All the homies are improvising on the violin with their very close male friends.
- Comment on Carnivory 5 months ago:
Orobanchaceae: photosynthesis is overrated
- Comment on omg 5 months ago:
So x = x if x ≠ 0 and x ≠ x ≠ 0 if x = 0, got it.