In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.
Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations.
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drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 hours ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
He got off easy. He was this close to having a copy of “Braunwald’s Heart Diease” slammed right onto his left ventricle. Watch out for that 11th edition. It’s a doozy.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Other blunt instruments may have similar success; experimental research is ongoing.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
More studies are required before we come to any certain conclusions. We require concrete evidence…and rebar evidence…maybe carbon fiber evidence…or…
shininghero@pawb.social 17 hours ago
Ohh! Research citations!
For some reason I read that as police citations and was wondering how the hell she got so dangerously based.Wilco@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
Same here. I read it as: This lady has had 16,000 traffic citations and the driving gods miss selected “kill” in the drop down list when choosing her punishment and accidentally gave her Kung fu superpowers.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Worry not: soon the American authorities will treat the former pretty much the same as the latter.
eatCasserole@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
The way the post title is worded totally leads here. She’s presented as “the woman kicking the guys ass” - and what kind of citations do you get for kicking ass?
Either way incredibly based.
Wilco@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
Here in Murica citations are akin to martial arts belts.
Spoiler: They arent.
match@pawb.social 11 hours ago
There has to be a scientometric for this
BossDj@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
Must be American
Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 16 hours ago
She probably flipped off a Tesla factory and got cited for each vehicle
arotrios@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Don’t fuck with old hippies. Half of them have already been on the frontline of protest action since the 60s, and the other half are Vietnam vets. They will kick your ass.
melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
this woman is an HIV researcher, which I think is a step or two harder than ‘old hippie’. this woman has already been on the front lines of a genocide.
arotrios@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
If she’s a Berkeley professor, and can pull a head slam like that at 70+ years old, I’d say odds are 80% hippie vs maybe 20% mid 70s punk. Tell me she wouldn’t look right at home at a Grateful Dead concert, or rockin out to the Clash for that matter.
Plus, everyone who’s been to college knows that hippies make the best professors.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Not only that, I’d bet top dollar that the nazi twat has dismantled funding for the research she been fighting for her entire career.
Guy’s lucky it didn’t take a proctologist with an electrician license to retrieve the stun gun.
5oap10116@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Dude has a weapon and threatened people with it and cops were like “Alllrighty mister, unfortunstely Im going to have to ask you to come with us”. Why were they so gent…
Ohhh yeah
kameecoding@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
To me, Kyle Rittenhouse trial has to be the most American thing ever, grabbing your assault rifle and heading into a heated situation for no reason whatsoever than that predictably resulting in a death and getting off scott free, that’s something that can only happen in the USA
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
it’s actually scot-free. A scot is a tax.
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Everything that led up to the killings was fucking heinous, but in the end, a jury of his peers saw the video evidence and deemed it self defense. I’ve watched the videos and I agree.
“He shouldn’t have been there.”, isn’t a legal doctrine. Still, I’m surprised the prosecutor couldn’t have found some angle there. Isn’t there some, “looking for a fight” idea?
If I go down to my MAGA neighbor’s house, kick on his door, talk shit (non-physically threatening shit) and he attacks me, I wouldn’t feel too safe shooting him. IANAL, but I know the prosecutors were, so I have to bow to their professional judgement.
And whatever happened to his mom or uncle or whoever buying him a gun? I know it was across state lines, but still, the purchase in itself was legal, and you can certainly gift a gun. There was a law clearly broken there, I think Rittenhouse being underage in that state for that weapon? Why wasn’t the purchaser hung from the fucking rafters?!
What is perhaps more heinous is that the little fucker is able to milk his notoriety. He should be shunned by both the anti-gun and pro-gun crowd, no one should give two shits to hear him speak. (He is shunned among liberal gun nuts like me.)
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
*scot-free
drolex@sopuli.xyz 14 hours ago
I’ve heard the Poet say that sometimes ‘the very people who work in the forces are by happenstance the very same whomst’re burning crosses’ (citing from memory)
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
They’re getting better, they didn’t buy him lunch on the way back
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Most conservatives I know who were in my state are no longer in my state. The remaining dumbass redhats complain non-stop about California.
People like this asshole need to get the fuck out. Fuck every last Trump supporter. Leave my state, Nazi comformists.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Love the way that middle-aged woman took down that basement-dwelling neckbeard incel piece of trash.
She’s never going to be able to wash the stink off though.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
She’s 66, she’s a senior citizen.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
May she live to 132.
Comment105@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
This Rick Fuze is possibly the most pathetic creature I have ever heard of.
I can’t remember ever hearing of or witnessing anything quite this pointlessly mean spirited, weak, stupid, and regrettable.
I mean, when you attack a senior citizen, the best outcome as far as I’m concerned is obviously that the attacker loses. But for it to have actually happened, and in circumstances like this? Absolutely incredible.
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’d prefer we extend “middle age” out to 70. Signed, 54-yo dude.
Trees@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
intelisense@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Doctor of medicine, so there’s a greater than zero chance she knows exactly where to hit him. Good on her, though - people need to take a stand.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
phd of in HIV RESEARCH.
zephorah@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
She’s medically trained, so she knows where to hit him. In addition, there’s a lack of barrier to entering the physical space of strangers and physically touching them just in general. That barrier almost doesn’t exist for medical. The rest of the world, middle of the bell curve, hesitates.
And if she’s done direct patient care at any point in her career, there’s a good chance she has no patience left for shenanigans.
atempuser23@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
How do you get so many traffic tickets? 16k ? </s>
Haarukkateroitin@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
Dedication and years of constant effort.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 hours ago
I hope she has a PhD in traffic violations cause she’s definitely got a PhD in “Don’t Fuck With Me.”
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
It took me a minute to wrap my head around the citations bit. I don’t know why, but I’ve always heard it said as “cited/referenced, X times,” and I did think about how odd it was to get caught 16,000 times.
mononomi@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
Damn he got handled
Nooodel@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
The moral dilemma of not doxing someone vs celebrating them…
SupraMario@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Neck beards and maga…like pb&j.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
what a legend
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Do you think that she never wished AIDS on anybody in her life, and this time she was like, “I hope you get AIDS”?
snekerpimp@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
That dude has the face of “MAMMA NOOOO!!”
LesserAbe@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Did they add a stun gun sound effect to that video? Seems way too loud and crisp from that distance
yuri@pawb.social 16 hours ago
microphones pick up stun guns like CRAZY
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
It’s basically a click/pop artifact generator. Also just fucking loud to begin with.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Not for nothing but I’d take that like a badge of honor.
Like getting the shit beat out of me by Minerva McGonagall. I’d let her. She could beat me up all night long.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Read another book.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Suck another dick.
Very few franchises the size of HP have multiple badass female characters. Maybe Arya Stark and Brienne of Tarth?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Ginny only needed the help because she was only a 6th year. That girl had a wicked bat bogey hex by the time she was year 2.
Emmie@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
She is so smart she modified her muscles dna with a virus but just couldn’t get it approved by FDA so now tests it on some losers
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Her research makes it seem like she’s also trying to kid HIV/AIDS ass.
Damage@feddit.it 15 hours ago
Sucker sucking up to the powerful without even getting paid for it. Loser.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
He got paid in whoopass. If he had graduated the 5th grade he would have known better, but at least he learned something today.
Gerudo@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
The cop coming out of the car was in no mood to deal with this guy’s shit either.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 hours ago
I do believe I did say dont fuck with our old people.
ikidd@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I think she was going for the ear twist.
Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
“science”
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
16 THOUSAND citations.
She’s approximately 260 times more successful than me, AND kicked this guy’s ass. Fucking hell, I’m so envious right now.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 19 hours ago
Skill issue?
Benjaben@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
It’s okay, you can even those numbers out by beating up more fascists!
Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
1 fascist beating ~= 10 citations.
Get to it, bud!
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Look at mr 50 citations over here
danc4498@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Her citations would make for great data is beautiful posts I bet.