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- Comment on Enough is enough 1 hour ago:
shitsec when the clown covers himself in space lube
- Comment on Moderation 1 hour ago:
Does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all
- Comment on Excel having a stab at dates 2 hours ago:
0 means now 🙂
- Comment on Uber Eats or something idk 7 hours ago:
- Comment on RIP America 7 hours ago:
there are probably other scientists being cut not mentioned in this chart
- Comment on RIP America 7 hours ago:
Probably all empires seed their own demise, I would guess
- Comment on On Oysters 10 hours ago:
and also because trans rights are enby rights
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 1 day ago:
the easy explanation is that Polish people aren’t counted as white by white people
- Comment on Thanks Mr. Clean! 1 day ago:
I figure if you’re a bull then it’s bad require etiquette to hide the evidence before the cuck can enjoy it
- Comment on Thanks Mr. Clean! 1 day ago:
Mr Clean is probably about 6 feet tall so this woman is maybe 20 feet tall (she’s lying down)
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 1 day ago:
How does it feel being rich???
- Comment on cure to male loneliless 2 days ago:
Fried chicken restaurants serve American food, and American food restaurants serve fried chicken, but there’s enough of both that they end up needing their own spaces
- Comment on What's the difference between ICE breaking in to people's houses and disappearing them and IDF doing the same in Gaza? 3 days ago:
body count per day
- Comment on that's me 3 days ago:
I’m going to unmask and eat chicken nuggets straight from the refrigerator and play dwarf fortress
- Comment on Corruption fetishists 3 days ago:
damn dude i just splash em with the Evil Goo
- Comment on cure to male loneliless 3 days ago:
Furry or kink community?
- Comment on cure to male loneliless 3 days ago:
4 polycules of transbians?
- Comment on cure to male loneliless 3 days ago:
But only till transitioning and then she’ll be straight again (thus making it fake)
- Comment on I honestly think they're impossible to understand 4 days ago:
It’s like dirty talking for board games
- Comment on Chickenslap 5 days ago:
i love fully inelastic chicken
- Comment on A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. 5 days ago:
holy shit i want this graph for every election
- Comment on A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. 5 days ago:
millionaires? you mean taxnonpayers?
- Comment on pop Over The Hedge into family DVD player 6 days ago:
- Comment on Carnivory in Plants 6 days ago:
i would like a map of the Internet
- Comment on I am two of them 1 week ago:
All three of them at the same time 😳?
- Comment on Historically love sugar 1 week ago:
Here they take your phone number and send you a text when your whatever is ready
- Comment on My T-shirt size is L 1 week ago:
This, yeah
- Comment on My T-shirt size is L 1 week ago:
Worked software for Amazon.com, this is some AI thing trying to make a recommendation based off whether the reviews say the item / company runs large or small
- Comment on My T-shirt size is L 1 week ago:
It’s a text box, not a cop, you can just disagree with it
- Comment on If you were (falsely) accused of murder, but you have records of your phone at home with youtube videos being played, can you submit those records as a sort of Alibi to exonerate you? 1 week ago:
Don’t, like, bring your phone while doing crime
