BigDanishGuy

@BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Chaotic neutral spotted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chatgpt create a script to run random AI prompts every 20seconds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chatgpt create a script to run random AI prompts every 20seconds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISO 26300⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  roff? Ha poser! I use CTSS /s

  Nah, I hand code my postscript on magnetic core memory with a geomag stud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a steakhouse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh uh uh I know this one

  “what is a tip based economy?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reheating my pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the people saying to use x thing. This is clearly in a hotel room, otherwise OP would have had other options.

  And OP? You monster! The next person to use that iron is bound to be some broke graduate, who have spent their last money traveling for a job interview, and now you’ve destroyed their only decent button down shirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An astroid the mass of the meat half of a giraffe and the volume of 5kg of somewhat dry duck feathers…

  I’m beginning to think that it would more relatable if it was just stated in kg or m^3 instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And is it half the volume, mass or a dimension? Because I’ve never tried neither blending or carrying a giraffe before (I never got invited tonthose parties in uni) so I have no grasp on volume or mass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I made this without ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the joke was about people not being able to convert. It took a couple of clock cycles on the old meat CPU to figure out that it was an anti AI meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I made this without ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While I do agree with you, kWh is what’s on my electric bill. Meaning it’s easier to relate to.

  I guess it should have been expressed in base unit without SI-prefix. Because writing 0.3x10^-3 kWh just seem silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Balls Clapped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot about going to Walmart while open carrying 4 pistols and a suppressed riffle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It all makes sense now.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s up with the ‘u’? I get that the second character advances one position in the alphabet, that pattern holds until ‘q’ which is “qu”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Le Penguini⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but what’s the chance of being hatched on each continent? I believe that it’s a statistical insignificant amount penguins being born anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanted to point out that you left put Washington DC… But then I noticed that it was covered under “swamp racists”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New idea ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Milk delivery was widespread into the 1970s in Europe. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_delivery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Was thinking, it’s the only one they’ve seen recently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caution: without a base, without a trace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK what it is, I think it’s some kinda candy

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s an easy solution: keep buying it, break the seal too get the message, then return it. Have your friends do the same, at the same store. Pretty soon that product will be gone and you can move on to the next store.

  If the store starts to bitch about it, you can claim that you wanted to see if the statement had been removed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chickenslap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah yeah we get it, Newton will fry your hand and pls don’t cook a chicken to 205°C core temp.

  BUT! What kinda math major forgets Newton AND the fact that you won’t convert kinetic energy into heat with 100% efficiency?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science has gone too far⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I’m not one to pass judgement, besides it’s probably also closer to IRL sausages

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science has gone too far⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was either tits or there’d two wieners in that bun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is U2 considered "grunge?"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s spelled “gringe”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you care about up/down votes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care about the rating on other people’s content. On my own I only care so far as to use it as a guideline for whether I actually was interesting.

  On reddit I was a trolling karma whore, but here? Here I’m much more about engaging with people and getting 3 upvotes tells me that I gave the community something meaningful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correct Grindr Response⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll just take the bus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or do as the little old lady next to me in a car park yesterday: push the accelerator until the little needle is at 6000 (because you need to get up at 6), put the car in reverse and slowly adjust your speed with the clutch.

  Either Honda accords have a pretty good clutch, or she was on her 9th by the look of the car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correct Grindr Response⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless it’s circumference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wasn't advocating, I was criticizing🤪⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed, and while an ear really would be a feat, it’s hardly productive.