BigDanishGuy
@BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on THEY'RE EVOLVING 4 days ago:
Yes, it certainly bears semblance to my first 9 months in solitary confinement, before the hag dragged me out from her wretched womb. Curse you vile woman!
- Comment on Say it slowly. 1 week ago:
7 if you only stress one word, but if you stress two words it gets even better.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 weeks ago:
I’m not well endowed, at best I’m average… at best. But while I don’t touch the water, I hit the front of the bowl. It’s disgusting to feel the cold porcelain.
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 3 weeks ago:
Chaotic neutral spotted
- Comment on OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill 3 weeks ago:
Chatgpt create a script to run random AI prompts every 20seconds.
- Comment on OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill 3 weeks ago:
Chatgpt create a script to run random AI prompts every 20seconds.
- Comment on ISO 26300 4 weeks ago:
roff? Ha poser! I use CTSS /s
Nah, I hand code my postscript on magnetic core memory with a geomag stud.
- Comment on Anon goes to a steakhouse 5 weeks ago:
Uh uh uh I know this one
“what is a tip based economy?”
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 5 weeks ago:
All the people saying to use x thing. This is clearly in a hotel room, otherwise OP would have had other options.
And OP? You monster! The next person to use that iron is bound to be some broke graduate, who have spent their last money traveling for a job interview, and now you’ve destroyed their only decent button down shirt.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 month ago:
An astroid the mass of the meat half of a giraffe and the volume of 5kg of somewhat dry duck feathers…
I’m beginning to think that it would more relatable if it was just stated in kg or m^3 instead
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 month ago:
And is it half the volume, mass or a dimension? Because I’ve never tried neither blending or carrying a giraffe before (I never got invited tonthose parties in uni) so I have no grasp on volume or mass.
- Comment on Can't believe I made this without ChatGPT 1 month ago:
I thought the joke was about people not being able to convert. It took a couple of clock cycles on the old meat CPU to figure out that it was an anti AI meme.
- Comment on Can't believe I made this without ChatGPT 1 month ago:
While I do agree with you, kWh is what’s on my electric bill. Meaning it’s easier to relate to.
I guess it should have been expressed in base unit without SI-prefix. Because writing 0.3x10^-3 kWh just seem silly.
- Comment on Big Balls Clapped 1 month ago:
You forgot about going to Walmart while open carrying 4 pistols and a suppressed riffle
- Comment on It all makes sense now. 1 month ago:
What’s up with the ‘u’? I get that the second character advances one position in the alphabet, that pattern holds until ‘q’ which is “qu”
- Comment on Le Penguini 1 month ago:
Ok, but what’s the chance of being hatched on each continent? I believe that it’s a statistical insignificant amount penguins being born anyway
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 1 month ago:
I wanted to point out that you left put Washington DC… But then I noticed that it was covered under “swamp racists”
- Comment on New idea 1 month ago:
Milk delivery was widespread into the 1970s in Europe. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_delivery
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 2 months ago:
Was thinking, it’s the only one they’ve seen recently
- Comment on Caution: without a base, without a trace 2 months ago:
IDK what it is, I think it’s some kinda candy
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- Comment on I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product.. 2 months ago:
There’s an easy solution: keep buying it, break the seal too get the message, then return it. Have your friends do the same, at the same store. Pretty soon that product will be gone and you can move on to the next store.
If the store starts to bitch about it, you can claim that you wanted to see if the statement had been removed.
- Comment on Chickenslap 3 months ago:
Yeah yeah we get it, Newton will fry your hand and pls don’t cook a chicken to 205°C core temp.
BUT! What kinda math major forgets Newton AND the fact that you won’t convert kinetic energy into heat with 100% efficiency?
- Comment on Science has gone too far 3 months ago:
Hey, I’m not one to pass judgement, besides it’s probably also closer to IRL sausages
- Comment on Science has gone too far 3 months ago:
It was either tits or there’d two wieners in that bun
- Comment on Why is U2 considered "grunge?" 3 months ago:
It’s spelled “gringe”
- Comment on PROGRESS 3 months ago:
Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device.
- Comment on Do you care about up/down votes? 3 months ago:
I don’t care about the rating on other people’s content. On my own I only care so far as to use it as a guideline for whether I actually was interesting.
On reddit I was a trolling karma whore, but here? Here I’m much more about engaging with people and getting 3 upvotes tells me that I gave the community something meaningful.
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 3 months ago:
I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.
- Comment on I'll just take the bus 3 months ago:
Or do as the little old lady next to me in a car park yesterday: push the accelerator until the little needle is at 6000 (because you need to get up at 6), put the car in reverse and slowly adjust your speed with the clutch.
Either Honda accords have a pretty good clutch, or she was on her 9th by the look of the car.