Anon discovers a cheat code

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• Lumun@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  straight

  This is clearly vitally critical to how we’re supposed to interpret the rest of the greentext

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  • arschflugkoerper@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not shitting your pants is gay

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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I used to be gay

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    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My gay conversion therapy service is basically just me breaking into your house and taking dump in your laundry basket.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or that everyone on the platform assumes otherwise.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Better be fake

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  • spamspeicher@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the first green text that isn’t fake.

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    • Someplaceunknown@lemm.ee ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s probably still gay tho

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Better be gay

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• Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  > Straight, by the way

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well folks it turns out that being 40 is like shitting your pants

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If i shit my pants aggressively i would probably pretend to fall over and curl up in pain because if you see someone shit their pants without pain you would think the person is strange but if they are in pain and distress then you would think its something medical thus they wouldnt judge you so much for it. At least this is my theory.

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  • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imagine doing this in America. A $675 pair of new pants

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    • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      $675? Damn bro, lemme get on that insurance! That’d be like a $6k pants shit from here

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• the_wiz@feddit.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More of a shitcode…

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• difficult@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  anon should just get skatole

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