Elgenzay
@Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
- Comment on I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun that isn't fatally trapped in a crevice. 1 day ago:
They say previous divers’ corpse decayed so the Devil’s Sphincter is accessible again!
- Comment on 4 days ago:
And how are you?
- Comment on "If you can't afford to tip 40%, then don't eat out" 1 week ago:
I don’t get why it’s supposed to be percentage-based. I tip a fixed amount, regardless of how much i spent
- Comment on He's an arborist 2 weeks ago:
It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed.
- Comment on Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising 2 weeks ago:
I think i might kill someone if i see an ad in the night sky
- Comment on Well said 2 weeks ago:
Assuming the downvotes are from people missing the joke?
The joke is that by asking for 6 fries, they’re inadvertently making 6 orders of fries
- Comment on cowabunga 4 weeks ago:
Saturn Devouring His Son
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 4 weeks ago:
Ah right, that’s my bad then
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 4 weeks ago:
If you’re not aware, this is a combination of a Nancy comic and a ctrl alt del comic, combined into a new joke by an unknown author. It’s a meme at this point, not a comic, so it’s unreasonable to expect attribution to be there for both known authors (but reasonable to ask in a non-sarcastic manner)
- Comment on Morphed 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Crazy 5 weeks ago:
The aliens or Jesus?
- Comment on LinkedIn 1 month ago:
- Comment on Spitballin' 1 month ago:
I was absolutely expecting a similar punchline at the end of this one
- Comment on Get in the AI cube 1 month ago:
Is your comment also satire cause idk how you can think this post isn’t
- Comment on The Future is Now! 2 months ago:
Then who would sweep up those robots after they fall?
- Comment on The Formula 2 months ago:
Same, except i know Macaulay Culkin was the Home Alone kid.
Uncultured gang rise up
- Comment on Turkey Mention 2 months ago:
I hate the whole saying something 5 times thing
- Comment on When people recommend Brave browser. 2 months ago:
Seconded. I tried Librewolf. Opening the inspector would freeze up some sites. Brave runs better on my machine for some reason. Also i use profiles.
I just got an Orion linux beta invite so i’ll try that now, and hopefully Ladybird releases soon, but I’ve been reluctantly using Brave in the meantime. Vivaldi might also be a better alternative, but still chromium
- Comment on It Can Always Get Worse 2 months ago:
- Comment on Gaysadilla 2 months ago:
It’s satire, he’s a YouTuber. He’s pretty funny too
- Comment on When you know you have great friends 2 months ago:
The other name is probably more unique and doxxable than “Texas”
- Comment on it's just science 3 months ago:
Ah right, so they would have given him the technology to do so i guess is what it’s implying
- Comment on it's just science 3 months ago:
But why does Stephen Hawking not being able to time travel mean time travel doesn’t exist?
- Comment on Lung identification course 4 months ago:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 4 months ago:
I think generally one long flash is a negative acknowledgement or warning, 2 quick flashes is positive, and 3 or more is back to negative
- Comment on Denominator, go Mercator 4 months ago:
Wait till he finds out it’s not green at all!
- Comment on 🍺 🍻 5 months ago:
Neither usernames check out
- Comment on A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it. 6 months ago:
It’s an artists impression. Here’s the real thing
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 6 months ago:
Mom?
- Comment on Lying can be so complicated 6 months ago:
The idea is you don’t cheat
