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This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 months ago
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
:( sad lizard noises
BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Agreed :(.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them
Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Plum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hello, tofu
Sidhean@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it’s just the name…
Zoop@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! "“Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region.”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
mmmm, no, very mammalian
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!
meyotch@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
hazeydreams@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Take your upvote and get out of here
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 months ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Spiny banana.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
hmm, approved
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s such a long boi!
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.
paranoid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SleepyEyes@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bipedal, huh… Mmhhh… No, very mammalian.
arotrios@lemmy.world 10 months ago
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats
tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Fenrir@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Argonians have left the chat
CameronDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
Mmmm, no, very mammalian.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 10 months ago
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Racism? No, very mammalian.
Mechaguana@programming.dev 10 months ago
I choose liz. I have to.
meyotch@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Ok, I had to sleep on this one as it is a crucial life decision.
Froge.
Froge did me a solid.
lizard is basically a suck up.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
very mammalian like zuck
Poogona@hexbear.net 10 months ago
jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 months ago
{{squirts blood from eyes}}
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 months ago
thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Plum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You literally had a nightmare?
Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.
Sickos@hexbear.net 10 months ago
warm rock
good
NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 10 months ago
Doing a pushup
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 10 months ago
BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world 10 months ago
mmmm, no, very mammalian
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, no, frank- stinky- you won’t get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I’ll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Frank is the snake from DankPods
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
bugs
Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Colloidal@programming.dev 10 months ago
Use the link function and add an exclamation mark in front of it to embed the image, like this:
Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I know the markdown code, but it don’t work for me, nor to upload the image from the menu. Seams that Lemmy don’t accept well images hosted by vgy for some reasons, only works occasionally.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Welcome the reptilian overlords
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Finally, my moment has come.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I will allow it because he looks very polite
Cubes@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Beautiful! Not mammalian at all