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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Finally, my moment has come.

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    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I will allow it because he looks very polite

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    • Cubes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Beautiful! Not mammalian at all

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    Cyberbullying, not even once.

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    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      :( sad lizard noises

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      • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Agreed :(.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them

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  • Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is my son, Tofu

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    • Plum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hello, tofu

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    • Sidhean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it’s just the name…

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    • Zoop@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!

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  • TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
      *crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! "

    “Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region.”

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?

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    • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      mmmm, no, very mammalian

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.

    My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”

    All I would ever get in response was side eye.

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    • hazeydreams@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Take your upvote and get out of here

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just look at this skink!

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Spiny banana.

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    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      hmm, approved

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s such a long boi!

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!

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      • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.

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  • paranoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is only one true lizard king Image

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    • SleepyEyes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bipedal, huh… Mmhhh… No, very mammalian.

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  • arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Guys…

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  • friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Fenrir@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Argonians have left the chat

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  • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mmmm, no, very mammalian.

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  • h3mlocke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Racism? No, very mammalian.

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    • Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I choose liz. I have to.

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok, I had to sleep on this one as it is a crucial life decision.

      Froge.

      Froge did me a solid.

      lizard is basically a suck up.

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  • cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    screenshot of the genetically-engineered reptilian humanoid Tosk (Scott MacDonald) in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine season 1 episode 6 “Captive Pursuit”. he is standing on the promenade with a perplexed facial expression.

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    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      very mammalian like zuck

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  • Poogona@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    {{squirts blood from eyes}}

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    My sleepy little gargoyle.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.

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  • thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i love their funny faces

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  • Plum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oggie oggie oggie

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      • Plum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oi Oi Oi! I’d love to visit one day.

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  • ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You literally had a nightmare?

    Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.

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  • Sickos@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    warm rock

    good

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    • NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Doing a pushup

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  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Announcer voice: Lizardman!

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    • BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      mmmm, no, very mammalian

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I AM THE F***ING LIZARD KING

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  • AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, no, frank- stinky- you won’t get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I’ll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.

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      • AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Frank is the snake from DankPods

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    bugs

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i.vgy.me/5i9Qlt.png

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    • Colloidal@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Use the link function and add an exclamation mark in front of it to embed the image, like this: ![example](http://link/)

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      • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I know the markdown code, but it don’t work for me, nor to upload the image from the menu. Seams that Lemmy don’t accept well images hosted by vgy for some reasons, only works occasionally.

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  • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Welcome the reptilian overlords

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