This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.

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• LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Finally, my moment has come.

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I will allow it because he looks very polite

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  • Cubes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Beautiful! Not mammalian at all

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  Cyberbullying, not even once.

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    :( sad lizard noises

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Agreed :(.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them

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• meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.

  My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”

  All I would ever get in response was side eye.

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  • hazeydreams@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Take your upvote and get out of here

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• Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is my son, Tofu

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  • Plum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hello, tofu

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  • Sidhean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!

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  • Zoop@beehaw.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    mmmm, no, very mammalian

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!

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• TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    *crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! " 
  

  “Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region.”

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• atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just look at this skink!

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Spiny banana.

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hmm, approved

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.

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  • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He’s such a long boi!

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!

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    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.

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• h3mlocke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Racism? No, very mammalian.

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  • Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I choose liz. I have to.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  screenshot of the genetically-engineered reptilian humanoid Tosk (Scott MacDonald) in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine season 1 episode 6 “Captive Pursuit”. he is standing on the promenade with a perplexed facial expression.

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  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    very mammalian like zuck

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• ZombieMantis@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You literally had a nightmare?

  Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.

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• paranoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There is only one true lizard king Image

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  • SleepyEyes@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bipedal, huh… Mmhhh… No, very mammalian.

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Guys…

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• Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  My sleepy little gargoyle.

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• friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

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  • Fenrir@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Argonians have left the chat

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mmmm, no, very mammalian.

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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Announcer voice: Lizardman!

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  • BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    mmmm, no, very mammalian

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.

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• Poogona@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i love their funny faces

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• jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  {{squirts blood from eyes}}

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• Plum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oggie oggie oggie

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    • Plum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oi Oi Oi! I’d love to visit one day.

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  bugs

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• Sickos@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  warm rock

  good

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  • NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Doing a pushup

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I AM THE F***ING LIZARD KING

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• mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Welcome the reptilian overlords

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• AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No, no, frank- stinky- you won’t get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I’ll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.

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    • AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Frank is the snake from DankPods

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• xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  sometimes, when explaining mundane things that can’t be confused as a metaphor, literally sounds extra stupid…

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