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This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
:( sad lizard noises
BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Agreed :(.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them
Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Plum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hello, tofu
Sidhean@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!
Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it’s just the name…
Zoop@beehaw.org 5 weeks ago
Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
*crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! "
“Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region.”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
mmmm, no, very mammalian
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!
meyotch@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
hazeydreams@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Take your upvote and get out of here
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Spiny banana.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
hmm, approved
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s such a long boi!
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.
paranoid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SleepyEyes@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Bipedal, huh… Mmhhh… No, very mammalian.
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 month ago
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Fenrir@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Argonians have left the chat
CameronDev@programming.dev 1 month ago
Mmmm, no, very mammalian.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 month ago
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Racism? No, very mammalian.
Mechaguana@programming.dev 1 month ago
I choose liz. I have to.
meyotch@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Ok, I had to sleep on this one as it is a crucial life decision.
Froge.
Froge did me a solid.
lizard is basically a suck up.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
very mammalian like zuck
Poogona@hexbear.net 1 month ago
jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 month ago
{{squirts blood from eyes}}
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Plum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You literally had a nightmare?
Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.
Sickos@hexbear.net 1 month ago
warm rock
good
NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Doing a pushup
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 month ago
BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world 1 month ago
mmmm, no, very mammalian
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, no, frank- stinky- you won’t get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I’ll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Frank is the snake from DankPods
match@pawb.social 1 month ago
bugs
Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Colloidal@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Use the link function and add an exclamation mark in front of it to embed the image, like this:

Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
I know the markdown code, but it don’t work for me, nor to upload the image from the menu. Seams that Lemmy don’t accept well images hosted by vgy for some reasons, only works occasionally.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Welcome the reptilian overlords
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Finally, my moment has come.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I will allow it because he looks very polite
Cubes@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Beautiful! Not mammalian at all