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This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards.
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
:( sad lizard noises
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Agreed :(.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them
Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Plum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hello, tofu
Sidhean@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it’s just the name…
Zoop@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
*crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! "“Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region.”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
mmmm, no, very mammalian
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Elgenzay: Therapsid scum!
meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
hazeydreams@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Take your upvote and get out of here
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spiny banana.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
hmm, approved
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s such a long boi!
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.
paranoid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SleepyEyes@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Bipedal, huh… Mmhhh… No, very mammalian.
arotrios@lemmy.world 2 months ago
friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Fenrir@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Argonians have left the chat
CameronDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Mmmm, no, very mammalian.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 months ago
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Racism? No, very mammalian.
Mechaguana@programming.dev 2 months ago
I choose liz. I have to.
meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Ok, I had to sleep on this one as it is a crucial life decision.
Froge.
Froge did me a solid.
lizard is basically a suck up.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
very mammalian like zuck
Poogona@hexbear.net 2 months ago
jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 months ago
{{squirts blood from eyes}}
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Plum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You literally had a nightmare?
Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.
Sickos@hexbear.net 2 months ago
warm rock
good
NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Doing a pushup
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 months ago
BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world 2 months ago
mmmm, no, very mammalian
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, no, frank- stinky- you won’t get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I’ll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.
AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Frank is the snake from DankPods
match@pawb.social 2 months ago
bugs
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Colloidal@programming.dev 2 months ago
Use the link function and add an exclamation mark in front of it to embed the image, like this:
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I know the markdown code, but it don’t work for me, nor to upload the image from the menu. Seams that Lemmy don’t accept well images hosted by vgy for some reasons, only works occasionally.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Welcome the reptilian overlords
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Finally, my moment has come.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I will allow it because he looks very polite
Cubes@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Beautiful! Not mammalian at all