Sammy
@Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on My friend got hacked and of course microsoft will not even try to help 14 hours ago:
Or, if you like something closer to vanilla MC, maybe check out Luanti! I have a lot of fun. It’s really damn small and you can run it on fairly weak computers.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
We firmly respect human made wackadoo content
- Comment on When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy 3 weeks ago:
Hell yeah, new flair!
/uj that sucks, pal.
- Comment on A proposal of sorts... Skink about it 5 weeks ago:
There are certain varieties (e.g. bearded dragon) that don’t drop their tail and can be subjected to booty-slaps like you do for a cat.
Source: my lizard, who gives disparaging looks.
- Comment on Feelin the Bern? 1 month ago:
Joke? Bernard Montgomery Sanders is the most effective political assassin in a century!
- Comment on Slay the Spire 2 early access delayed to March 2026 1 month ago:
Ikr? Oh gosh, darn, maybe I’ll play more StS1 to keep myself entertained, aw rats
- Comment on Asleep at the switch 2 months ago:
That’s why he so sleepy eepy 😴
- Comment on cold 2 months ago:
Your Joke has been noted and filed. You’re on a Second Strike, citizen. One more and we’re sending you to @hexbear.net.
- Comment on Tattoos 5 months ago:
Yes, but he likes the look and he’ll be back for a sick arm sleeve 🤘
- Comment on Companies that list all their products, but don't explain the different product lines suck. 6 months ago:
That’s not tin-foil hat stuff when Microsoft has clear monopolistic tendencies.
- Comment on This thread is for lizard posting. Post your favourite lizards. 6 months ago:
- Comment on You have your dog, I have my Gator 8 months ago:
Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.
He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏
- Comment on Darkest Dungeon: We at Red Hook are heartbroken to confirm the passing of our beloved voice actor, Wayne June. 8 months ago:
Absolutely devastating. He will be missed.
- Comment on I should bikini top his bikini bottom 8 months ago:
I’m terrified now. But, you know, egg prices or whatever-…
- Comment on Hurry 10 months ago:
- Comment on Intruder 10 months ago:
Call the cops-…
Now you have two dummies Fortnite dancing over your dying body.
- Comment on Habits of Insects 11 months ago:
How’s Neo-Feudal Gilded Age strike you?
- Comment on Random Screenshots of my Games #27 - Zombie Army 4: Dead War 1 year ago:
Hey thank you for posting these! I get a huge kick outta each of ‘em!
- Comment on The internet, every October 1 year ago:
I feel like North American countries can be united in this one thing and that’s neat.
- Comment on ☕☕☕ 1 year ago:
- Comment on Order up 1 year ago:
Can I have a Double Whip Leachianus, two pumps of of Leopard Gecko, and sprinkle of anoles?
- Comment on every damn morning 1 year ago:
Ah, I believe this was standard practice in the 70’s; Black Beauties in the morning, quaaludes to tuck you in at night. 💊
- Comment on jealousy 1 year ago:
Garrus Bodypillow 100% run, no skips, no OoB
- Comment on jealousy 1 year ago:
Outbreeding? (Alien bussy)?
- Comment on Hasbro CEO Says AI Will Become Core Part of Dungeons & Dragons 1 year ago:
It’s the year of Pathfinder, y’all
(Or Lancer, if u a freak like that 👅)
- Comment on Anon boots up a game 1 year ago:
I always thought David Cage pieces were movies that accidentally had games inserted into them
- Comment on Disco Clam 1 year ago:
T-thank you this is perfect 🐌 🪩 🕺
- Comment on Thesis writing 1 year ago:
Rude. He could be. You ain’t know.
- Comment on Simples. 1 year ago:
Sarcasm? on my Internet??
