Is he planning a high-profile assassination like in 1963?
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In the podcast Behind the Bastards, host Robert Evans has a running joke that 22-year-old Bernie killed JFK.
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Is he planning a high-profile assassination like in 1963?
In the podcast Behind the Bastards, host Robert Evans has a running joke that 22-year-old Bernie killed JFK.
Joke? Bernard Montgomery Sanders is the most effective political assassin in a century!
Does anybody know where he was on the afternoon of Sept 10?
Of course, we all know that he also has invented time travel solely to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand to ignite WWI.
Still bothers me that "duke“, a word so close to "dude“ is the English version of the German “Herzog”
Actually it was some guy named C.G.B. Spender.
Feelin the Bern?
What are you referring to?
Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?
I am so confused.
Reference to the fact that his name includes “Bern” which sounds like “burn”
Enlightening /s 😜
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
We all knew this time would come eventually for Sanders just as it came for Biden and Trump.
He can’t be this spry and focused forever, sadly.
blarghly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
?
Clearly he just assassinated Charlie Kirk.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes but he didn’t use his hands, like you know he wanted to
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Clearly.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Yeah but people said he was too old in 2016 but in retrospect, he could have made it through two terms.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That was never an honest objection.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unlike both of those, unfortunately Bernie never became president.