glitch1985
@glitch1985@lemmy.world
- Comment on Uncultured 2 weeks ago:
Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?
- Comment on Why do we tolerate it that Luigi Mangione is being held in prison. We know its absolutely the least safe place he can be? 3 weeks ago:
Alleged murder. For the time being at least we have due process.
- Comment on Liquid Trees 3 weeks ago:
useful in places trees don’t fit
I have a tree sitting in a pot on my desk.
- Comment on Ball for a ball 4 weeks ago:
Jokes on you, I picked rock.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l 4 weeks ago:
Did you see the pope’s ridiculous costume? Couldn’t even wear a suit to his own funeral.
- Comment on "Meritocracy" 2 months ago:
Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 2 months ago:
P
- Comment on "Americans can't coo-" 2 months ago:
Protip: If you suggest the fish smell is coming from her you won’t have to worry about it anymore.
- Comment on Is using MicroSD cards a good way to store data that you can destroy quickly incase an adversary is about to seize control of it? 2 months ago:
Bonus points for shitting it out in multiple places also.
- Comment on answer me, gregory 2 months ago:
What a terrible day to be able to read.
- Comment on answer me, gregory 2 months ago:
Just read the other reply and I can now say no I wish I didn’t know.
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 2 months ago:
They hibernate for quite a while. Plenty of time to steal their honey jars.
- Comment on answer me, gregory 2 months ago:
Is this acquired similar to how cow milk is or more like almond milk?
- Comment on fuck this asshole 2 months ago:
In my state yes it’s an additional charge.
- Comment on fuck this asshole 2 months ago:
Unless it’s during the commission of a crime then mask away.
- Comment on fuck this asshole 2 months ago:
Depends how much money you have. Poor college students will have to follow the laws.
- Comment on Grimes Publicly Asks for Elon Musk's Help With Their Kid's "Medical Crisis" - E! Online 2 months ago:
Don’t insult feces like that.
- Comment on Fired Park Rangers Try to ‘Open Some Hearts’ on Social Media | Some rangers decided it was worth the risk to speak out online about their firings and share their love of the National Park Service. 2 months ago:
Wait long enough and you can just visit the Walmart which will be built in it’s place.
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 3 months ago:
I prefer the classic post it note personally.
- Comment on I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu. 3 months ago:
If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.
- Comment on CIA propaganda down the drain 4 months ago:
I’m the smartest person in the world and agree with you completely.
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 6 months ago:
What about jackalopes?
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 7 months ago:
Harbor freight sells an electric flyswatter. The time is now!
- Comment on Anon sells girl scout cookies 7 months ago:
Bonus points for incorporating that you’re a sovereign citizen.
- Comment on Anon gets a new phone 8 months ago:
Note 3 was awesome.
- Comment on Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety! 8 months ago:
Natural clam juice as opposed to the artificial variety.
- Comment on Who doesn't love Kit Kat's? 11 months ago:
I eat it more on chicken wings than I do seafood.
- Comment on So, I found a cat in the river today... 1 year ago:
It’s real in the fact he picked it up but it was never alive if that’s what you’re asking.
- Comment on how do you do 1 year ago:
I don’t see the problem here. If it’s eggplant they aren’t meat balls.
- Comment on We're all a little crazy 1 year ago:
Multi-threading.