glitch1985

@glitch1985@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life always finds a way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was a sea urchin at first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a proposal for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or thumbs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a proposal for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never saw the jurassic Park sequels huh? There are islands with dinosaurs on them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you talking about the iud or a child?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it still there‽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Washyoursister

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Touche. That’s what I get for assuming I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now with more GMO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re still using a plastic bottle. The more environmentally friendly option would be to wash it and reuse it every day for your morning potatoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t consider them mashed. We get dehydrated processed potatoes in sachets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was a cub scout⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody in scouting knows you don’t wait until it gets dark to collect your firewood or pitch your tent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was a cub scout⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the smacking it against the tree part that made its head explode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some have greatness thrust upon them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen the commercials where they flush a bucket of golf balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨as good as new⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t you read? That’s NOT YMCA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  6&7 did anal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call me, babe....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself buddy. EZPZ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From the side of the road to my house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Romantic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah. You think they’re going to give data away for free when they could charge for it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Romantic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The way God intended!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF Alibaba!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Iwwish she’d stop moving castles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He was no friend to the middle class⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Except that one woman who was forced to carry her child to term before they pulled the plug and then charged the family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Teams status⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Preferably one that moves your current mouse. The USB dongles all have the same hardware id and can be tracked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Teams status⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  F12 and F3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May not buff out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve watched this video three times before seeing this post and I thought the guy was handcuffed and had a hood over his head for some reason. Thank you for pointing out that’s his head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before the revolution⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have enough time taking the bus long distances is very affordable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newsflash pal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this keep you regular? I’ve been just as constipated as when I had cable but the lower latency and symmetrical upload are worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE agent threatens teenager for filming his vehicle, and pointing out that it illegally has no license plate.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would have been fun explaining where the vehicle is if someone used that opportunity to get in and drive off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stroke confirmed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His skin fluoresces under uv light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't wait.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self sacrifice is honorable⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Deadman switch. Hit the button before all meetings and if you aren’t back in 2 hours to disable it then it would execute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But which order?