It’s an Assekai.
Some have greatness thrust upon them
Submitted 2 weeks ago by gigaqps@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I’m still afraid to put anything in my ass. I want to though. It looks like it feels so good.
reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It can, it might not at first and it’s important to take it slow and use something safe. It also might not be for some people; I knew a woman who absolutely loved it, and one who derived no pleasure from it and referred to it in close company as “repeatedly shitting a dick” which might be one of the funniest takes I’ve heard on the subject. I’ve known guys on similar ends of the spectrum too, and really enjoy it myself.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
It’s also I have a sensitive asshole. It bleeds from wiping my ass to hard. Not to be gross but, I think I may have hemorrhoids or something. Shitting a dick does sound funny though lol.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
As a cishet man, I tried a regular sized one that my ex left behind. With the whole having a prostate thing, I expected to feel something at least interesting, but after a bunch of pose, speed and angle experimentation, it felt like a nothingburger, which really left me disappointed.
Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
As a gay man, dildos do pretty much nothing for me as well…
Now, the real thing though oh boy is that a different story
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe you need a bigger one?
late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Fear is part of the thrill tbf
CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Or into them
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
seems kind-of gay
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.
eurodyne@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous
Keilik@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
seems kind-of a gay thing to say
PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
don’t assume the dildo’s gender.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.
Devial@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.
You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
seems kind-of a gay perspective
Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Lemmanites will walk into
/c/nothing-said-in-here-is-seriousand immediately try to set the record straight.
MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
So dot you tho what difference does it make and every man on lemmy except me?
MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
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MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Hi all!
MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
This is jenkson
MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
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MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
“Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory.”
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
You expected powerful lower muscles, but little did you expect the chosen one to be the great swallower
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I can actually do that.
“But why are you telling me?”
Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.
Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Waow…would :3
Those things are expensive tho 😭
Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Of course kolanaki and miisha are answering the call 🤦 grabs the hotny jail bonker