Some have greatness thrust upon them

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• GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.

  I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *sees your tight twink ass enter my shop

    “Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory.”

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• EvilFonzy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s an Assekai.

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• CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or into them

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  seems kind-of gay

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  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.

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    • eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous

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    • Keilik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      seems kind-of a gay thing to say

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  • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    don’t assume the dildo’s gender.

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.

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  • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lemmanites will walk into /c/nothing-said-in-here-is-serious and immediately try to set the record straight.

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  • Devial@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.

    You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      seems kind-of a gay perspective

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  • MahjongPiles@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So dot you tho what difference does it make and every man on lemmy except me?

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  Hi all!

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