Nasan

@Nasan@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ONE OF US⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Get it? Where we’re going we won’t need to get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubi, it's $70 and people are vary of your mile wide puddles that drop 75% in price after half a year⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude approach

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We had a deal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Drinking water should always be the first thing you do. Too many dehydrated dummies suffering out there because “water has no taste”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silent Hill f has been banned in Australia, and no one knows why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Silent Hill [Pay Your Respects]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you suggesting they might have a no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah shit. Here we go again.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get outta here with that colon privilege, with your solid stool and fiber rich diet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can trump make it so I can sell my citizenship for 5 million dollars?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid, I was somewhat envious of Tom Hanks’ character in The Terminal. Rewatching it as an adult hits different after spending a lot more time in airports since then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck this asshole⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Refusal to hold themselves accountable for their own actions/inactions is a trait they share with mainline MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least legalize all the drugs so I can numb my pain.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the shit sleep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’d find a way to burn it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen kids set up a lemonade stand trying to sell Simply Lemonade, with the bottle in plain view. I don’t understand kids these days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey kid, wanna buy some eggs?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s gotta be worth like 50 large on the street

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank god "shit" is censored⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Praise all that is good. I don’t know how my pure mind and soul would handle a swear word. My belief system just doesn’t allow it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sadge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  555555

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sinners!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Quite the moral tangent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I only buy local, organic, free range fentanyl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be hiding from solicitors. If you need to speak to me, break into my house and start the conversation at gunpoint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Took Russian for my language requirement at uni.

  я говорю по русски очен плоха

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I may or may not do this at raves when I meet visitors that love the vibes and are thinking about moving to the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony Cancels Two More PlayStation Projects⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best we can do is include Gabe Logan in a live service game as a paid character ($80).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a snack break while filming a porno⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta get those teasers ready for socials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbolt never misses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been told that Iran is supposed to look like a cat but I just don’t see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[2024-12-24] After hosting a (failed) neo-Nazi recruitment event, head office gets their door bashed in by Santa and office sprayed with liquid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Naziz wit attitudes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Up yours Trebek!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newbury: Firearms seized from suspected gun factory - BBC News⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not completely familiar with UK gun laws, but wouldn’t this be like cooking meth as a personal hobby?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The dope has her DOPE taped to the sunshade on her optic, so at least numbers were crunched and she wouldn’t be shooting completely blind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you forgive someone that poisoned your dog when they only offer bad faith apology ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s their uncle’s concern, their fate was sealed the moment harm came to the dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This happened today at a company in India. Better keep a smile on your face⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to pop this balloon, but I’m not going to tell you when! Does this stress you out Jen?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit morals vs Lemmy morals in the greentext community⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvoted because i enjoy sugar in my tea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all in the numbers. Number one, that’s terror.