Anon drinks too much milk

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• tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where the fuck are they hiding it?! It has to be refrigerated. I’m starting to suspect this is fake…

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    UHT (ultra heat treated / ultra-pasteurized) milk can be stored at room temperature.

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ahh gross room temperature milk

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    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      At least in the U.S. UHT and ultra-pasteurized are not the same:

      Ultra-Pasteurized Milk Ultra-pasteurized milk undergoes a more intense heat treatment, where it is heated to 138°C (280°F) for 2 seconds. This process extends the milk’s shelf life to 30–90 days under refrigeration. Ultra-pasteurized milk is packaged in paper or plastic, with the package being treated with hydrogen peroxide (H₂O₂) to ensure sterility and preserve freshness.

      Heat Treatment: 138°C (280°F) for 2 seconds

      Shelf Life: 30–90 days

      Storage: Requires refrigeration

      UHT Milk UHT milk is heated to 138°C (280°F) or higher for at least 2 seconds, making it nearly sterile. This high heat treatment not only kills bacteria but also allows the milk to remain shelf-stable for up to 6+ months without refrigeration, until it is opened. UHT milk is packaged in a hermetically sealed container that is sterilized, ensuring the milk remains fresh and safe to consume.

      Heat Treatment: 138°C (280°F) or higher for 2+ seconds

      Shelf Life: 6+ months (unopened, no refrigeration needed)

      Storage: Shelf-stable, no refrigeration required

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      TIL that in many countries people don’t buy UHT.

      That’s crazy to me, there’s always boxes and boxes of milk in the pantry, no way I could store all that milk in the fridge

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    • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      different? thats just normal milk, and it still has to be refrigerated after opened

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But surely it’s not gay

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• dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You will ze bug milk

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  • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    blocked

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    • aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why? Scared of roach milk?

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A little roach tiddy aint hurtn no one

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Finding the right tweezers to milk them is quite hard, though

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No such thing

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How tf do you hide milk

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cheese, butter, yogurt, etc…

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In the clothes dryer. Duh.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Drink it

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  > ultimate virgin story
  > has nothing to do with being a virgin

  Why must you always lie to us, Anon…

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• epicurean_toast@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Family bought a secret milk fridge

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• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  God I love milk

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lactose tolerant

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      god i love lactose infused beers

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Milk makes big bones

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bones make big milk

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    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Big if true

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• DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plenty of kids who aren’t fat, or are barely even eating, get this kind of treatment, it’s gross and abusive.

  My nephew on my wife’s side was treated this way by my BiL’s ex, when they recovered him he was super under weight, while his once pretty and very petite mother was super overweight, sick shit, she had the cabinets and fridge chained up, went to jail, lost custody.

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • taygaloocat@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Niche

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• k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nobody’s asking whose milk they had to hide.

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• horse@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a kid and teenager I used to drink between one and three litres of full fat milk a day. Sometimes I would just chug a whole 1 litre carton. I was skinny then and am still skinny now. I also don’t drink milk anymore.

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