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- Comment on Anon is a fighter 12 hours ago:
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes.
To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke’s strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew.
A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
- Comment on Me when I zoom past traffic on my e-scooter 6 days ago:
just one more lane bro. I promise bro just one more lane and it’ll fix everything bro. bro, just one more lane. please just one more, one more lane and we can fix this whole problem bro, bro cmon just give me one more lane i promise bro, bro bro please ! just need one more lane
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 1 week ago:
Absolutely unhinged. Nobody would have believed this “tweet” even 1 year ago, and now this is the new normal
- Comment on Anon missed /pol/ 1 week ago:
“We’re good on OPSEC”
- Comment on I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan 2 weeks ago:
Yes, I also think we will look back on meat eating in 50-100 years like we look back at slavery now
- Comment on I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan 2 weeks ago:
I should really read post titles
- Comment on I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan 2 weeks ago:
Look at them stupid vegans, trying to not harm animals and our planet 😂
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/s I’m not vegan, but vegans are right, even if you find them annoying. The meat and & dairy industry is causing unimaginable suffering to millions of animals every day, while wasting the limited resources of our planet. The world would be a much better place if we consumed less or no animal products.
- Comment on Ok, thanks... 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on PS5 price to rise in Europe, Australia and New Zealand 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Elevated 3 weeks ago:
Good choice. I prefer my butter only lightly fecal, and unsalted
- Comment on America is fucked 3 weeks ago:
Mostly the French
- Comment on The one good thing about all this 3 weeks ago:
Art of the Green Deal
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus“
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 4 weeks ago:
I had one a few months ago, woke up smiling, as the doc told me it’s usually a nice nap, and it was. But yeah, it’s a weird and vulnerable situation, of course reaquires trust towards the doc.
And I was told, even if on a good diet and no symptoms, it should be repeated every 5 years.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 5 weeks ago:
your right
- Comment on Anon interviews for a tech job 5 weeks ago:
This used to be (or still is) big in retail, I heard. For most days of the week, a clothing store could get a candidate for a free trial day, they would fold clothes, move boxes, etc, helping out the employees. After that, they get the “we’ll stay in touch”, but next day, somebody else is doing their trial day, and so on. Basically the store gets one extra employee for free
- Comment on Anon explains scam callers 5 weeks ago:
I recommend watching John Oliver’s segment on the pig butchering scam, it was very eye opening for me. They are basically slaves, overworked and beaten by their owners. The bigger scumbags are the ones exploiting them and their victims.
- Comment on Warner Bros. Cancels Planned ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ Game Expansion 5 weeks ago:
They also closed Monolith, a great studio behind e.g. FEAR amd Shadow of Mordor games. They are making all the wrong decisions, and then will wonder why they have lost to competitors.
- Comment on The internet of things is truly a wonder. 😝 by David August 5 weeks ago:
Love it. How much is the monthly subscription?
- Comment on We engage in a bit of tomfoolery 1 month ago:
- Comment on You've probably heard of my doctor. His name is Web. Web MD 1 month ago:
Who’s your worm guy?
- Comment on Anon's calendar is incomplete 1 month ago:
Yummy
- Comment on Luxury bones? In *this* economy. 1 month ago:
Optional luxury bone accessories
- Comment on Anon is Turkish 1 month ago:
I had a business trip, with some HQ people we visited the partially owned branch of our company in Ankara last year.
We had a super nice, western MBA educated host from investor relations lead us through the day. It was all going well, until a few drinks into dinner, he shared how the CIA funded the terrorist Güllen to ruin the country, and that’s why they have high inflation, etc. I of course smiled alon, but was surprised he thinks this way.
I am originally from an eastern European authoritarian country, and 99% of my experience have been that white collar people are cynical and hate the shit government, even if they have to go along with the bullshit propaganda to keep their jobs.
Also, their capital Ankara is quite the shithole, sorry. It has sparkling skyscrapers, but it’s orders of magnitudes behind in livability compared to even to poor European capitals in the Balkans. Blackouts in a luxury hotel, asphalt breaking off the road an hitting our car, concrete jungle of multi-lane roads with no walkability, fast asshole-style driving (not even letting ambulance pass) causing massive traffic
- Comment on I am the one who's aware of my own identity 1 month ago:
- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 1 month ago:
Nobody:
POV:
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- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 1 month ago:
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- Comment on Marc Rober shows why Tesla's camera-only self-driving system is dangerous 1 month ago:
Thank god it doesn’t have LIDAR sensors, much cheaper to repair the front this way
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- Comment on Is 33 cents a small amount of money? 1 month ago:
I think this is at least partially the result of intentional propaganda. It benefits the elite greatly if a lot of Americans are screaming against higher top tax rates due to this faulty logic. There are also a lot of anecdotes of people not accepting higher paying job offers or promotions within their companyc, which also benefits the business owners.
- Comment on Minimum wage, minimum effort. 1 month ago:
