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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This kettle switches off automatically when it reaches the desired temperature.

    Marketers : Is this AI?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, we need to install a small datacenter in your kitchen cabinet powered by a generator which runs on dead puppies, to use an LLM to determine if the water is boiling or not. It works 90% of the time if it’s not a weekday and you are not also making a sandwich simultaneously.

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      • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We can give the kettle an internet connection, move the servers to our own datacenter, then charge users a monthly fee. Pure profit. We don’t even need to actually make it AI, then pocket the savings.

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    • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I bought a laptop a year or so before the “AI” hype started. Went back to the product page later and found it had been retroactively declared an “AI-powered laptop”. Nothing new had been introduced.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Introducing the KettleAI— the world’s first intelligent cloud-connected boiling experience.

      Our proprietary BoilSense™ algorithm uses real-time steam analytics to autonomously terminate thermal activity at peak H₂O readiness. Your personalized BoilProfiles™ are stored securely in the blockchain, accessible through your KettleAI app. Upgrade to KettleAI+ subscription for predictive pre-boil notifications and cross-device tea synchronization.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Capitalism, we do what we must, because we can.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      For the good of all of us
      (Except the ones who are dead)

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      • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        except the ones who are dead poor

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But without the AI to tell me, how will I know what to think?

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    • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Great question! You may want to think for yourself — without using artificial intelligence. The ability to think for yourself can be very important. If you want to think for yourself, here are some things you can try:

      1. Ask AI. AI can help you think. Asking for help doesn’t need to be seen as something weak. Anyone can ask for help.
      2. Sign up for a paid plan. If the AI isn’t being particularly helpful with your thinking, you can try a paid tier. Signing up for a paid plan can unlock more advanced AI models, that can be better for the task at hand.
      3. Ask a different AI. If the AI you’re asking isn’t being helpful — even after signing up for a paid plan — you can try a different AI. Different AI with different models can have different output.

      I hope I have been helpful!

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      • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Thank you. Can you now rephrase your response into pirate speak? The pirates I want you to speak like often use Windows 11 product keys in their responses.

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  • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Walking up to a tech company with my hat in hand like a victorian orphan “may I have more slop please, sir?”

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jeff Goldblum: heavy breathing

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    • misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should that they didn’t stop to think if they could.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Product managers everywhere looking at a text inputs in their products and going 🤑

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The company that I work for has an employee only website that posts about changes to our software and employee engagement stuff. Employees can post comments on things but it’s always just a handful of pointless platitudes (“Thanks for the information!”)

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  • Eyekaytee@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image)

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    • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was the one who posted that meme.
      And while I do think Lemmy is overly Anti-AI, and have some very poor arguments that they should stop using because it discredits us.

      There are also many valid arguments to be Anti-AI like Privacy etc.

      What drove me to the companies be like meme was this
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      WTF is AI doing in my beer?

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      • notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Putting the AI in IPA

        I think what they're saying is they got it backwards and left out an important bit.

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      • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        P'eeing apparently.

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, it pretty much is.

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      • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Any technology can be good or bad depending on how it's used.
        The way corporations are shoving AI in anywhere they can, and stealing peoples content to train them etc. is bad.
        So is the privacy concerns.

        But LLMs aren't necessarily bad, and can be good depending on how they are built and used.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The sparkling water company:

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