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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palpable Nonsense!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  All right, fine. It's wok fried rice... No, wait, I see where this is going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palpable Nonsense!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Quite right. It's human fried rice with shrimp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottoms up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you're exhausted and feel like you're having a heart attack. It is deeply unfun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottoms up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you feel like that all the time, you can probably run through walls. I'll keep an eye on the news!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lämp sauce brother⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You've got this, just show her how attracted to her you are, tell her she's your sun and your moon, that she's all you think about, that the world seems dark without her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottoms up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Been there. A word to the wise: never decided that the best way to avoid multiple walks to the kitchen is to fill a mug with espressos and then drink it at your desk. Colours start to make sounds, everything moves too slowly, you feel a sense of impending doom, and your heart makes a spirited attempt to leave your body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think he's sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would explain the slightly dazed look...

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI boomer trait⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that's a horrifying dystopia, well done.

  "the kids won't see it as weird. they'll transition straight from their parents deciding their meals to corporations doing the same" is the bit that sold it for me. It's entirely plausible, corporations would live it, and I hate it.