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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Clinton releases video statement after Jeffrey Epstein testimony | ABC NEWS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Your respose is a perfect example of how wrong the left wing response is to this sort of situation. You’ve been handed two pies, one is undercooked, the other literal faeces. The pie being undercooked has nothing to do with the apple tree, and the other pie doesn’t have any apples in it, so your response of ‘burn down the tree that produced the fruit’ addresses neither issue, and cuts off the supply of fresh apples for everyone until your new tree, hopefully, starts to bear fruit sometime in the future.

  If, instead, you’d said something along the lines of “lets teach people how to check their pies are actually cooked, and how to tell the difference between fruit and faeces”, then you’d have been on to something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a tool where I can compare multiple copies of the same file in different directories / hard drives to check if files got corrupted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll depend on what OS you’re using. On linux you’d probably want to use sha1sum to generate a list of checksums of the files in one directory, then use it to check the other durectories and it’ll tell you if any files don’t match.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What brings you peace in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stick to places lime !upliftingnews@lemmy.world or news sites that are tailored to showing positive stories. You already know there are terrible things going on in the world, there’s no need to constantly cudgel yourself with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.14ckle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This was a completely irrational thing to do. You’ll never hear the end of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats the thing, if you’re feeling lost and powerless, having someone “strong” tell you that it’s because of some other group and telling you what to do and what to think probably feels really encouraging and positive. The fact you’re even more powerless in that situation probably doesn’t even register.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My apologies, I should have been more explicit, I was referring to a Large Library of Material. Obviously you have a vast repository of fascinating anecdotes and analogies to draw from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a note against their user, “Absurdist”. I don’t know whether they’re using an LLM to generate these, and, to be honest, I was somewhat iritated by them at first, but I’ve come to enjoy their occasional bouts of weirdness in random threads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the worst case yet.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you may have cracked the code known as Welsh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sign Bill’s what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it theoretically possible Trump and ICE are killing a very large number of immigrants (like 25% of those detained) and no one knows?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  two immediate constraints come to mind:

  • Bodies. While possible, disposing of that many bodies without anyone noticing will be really hard.

  They’re already using military cargo planes for “deportation” flights. Maybe some don’t have any live passengers, and they just dump the bodies mid-ocean. No need for mass graves, just load cargo containers onto a cargo plane and off it goes. If it lands with one or two fewer than it started with, that’s just a paperwork issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Minimum order 12! I don’t need 12, I’m fairly sure I don’t even need 1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No magnesium⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  However, zero milligrams is still a valid response to the doctor’s statement as they have 0mg of Mg, and an amuzing twist on OMG in the same way as 0Mg would be. Therefore the joke still works, even after we’ve examined it in detail.

  I talk to plants at parties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨low beans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵Do you put them in a pot, do you put them in a bowl?🎵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨major dick bong⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you refering to the Ping Pong tournament that he ran in the Quảng Ninh province of Vietnam? I heard that, after the tournament had finished, he thought it would be nice, in the spirit of friendship, if each team sang the national anthem of another. Well, needless to say, this caused a bit of tension, and many lyrics were, accidentally or not, mangled. This lead to tempers flaring, quite a bit of shouting, and, I’m sorry to say, the tension spilled over and a fight broke out between the US and Vietnamese teams.

  The incident was later refered to as the Dick Bong Hạ Long Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JEANS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally answering the age old question once and for all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents... Huh...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, they’re speaking from experience?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capital i and lowercase L look the same in pretty much any sans-serif computer font⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry for you Ioss. Was it caused by poor font design?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elijah Radcliffe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How many of them survived the next day without going insane and babbling about the hobbit wizzard who ate their souls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a picky ass eater.

  That’s something we should all be picky about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As sure as 02:30⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  9 out of 10 wolves recommend this meme!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it Sasha!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a lot of work to go around. The leopards take care of those who vote against their own interests, the tigers can deal with those who shoud be getting nothing more than a lump of coal for Christmas. In the case that both of these hold true, whichever gets to the perpetrator first eats them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it Sasha!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Could Sasha do the adults too, particularly the bad ones?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know you mean this in jest, but I’m now envisioning hoards of driverless cars roaming around joylessly hunting down artificial ‘pokemon’ to add to their owner’s collection, whilst the owners sit at home listlessly doom scrolling, waiting for their cars to return, so they can see what ‘they’ caught.

  I don’t like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Busted box inside of a pristine Amazon box⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Weirdly I can see your blasphemous comment about instant ‘coffee’ in your history, linked to this post, but it doesn’t show up in the comments here. I suspect it’s because it’s been voted down to -30.

  In answer to the assertion you made about coffee being all the same, I say: you heathen! You Philistine! You non-appreciator of tasty coffee! If you like instant, that’s one thing, but many feel (as do I) that instant isn’t a patch on properly roasted, ground, and brewed coffee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Heretic!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NEW TOAD ALERT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That may be the case, and I don’t want to make light of the situation, or cast shade on their headline writing abilities, but I wanted to make a point that there was a better option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NEW TOAD ALERT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They completely missed the opportunity to say a new frog was spotted. My disappointment is imeasurable, and my day is ruined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨green salad fingers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are times when I really wish I had the lack of scrupples to do this sort of thing, but I don’t, so I wont.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the loss meme (again…).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smells Great⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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