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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I see your point, they just switch the rolls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Honey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  because the new metal straws have pierced the brains of anyone who did them.

  I am confused by this, straws go in the mouth, if people are sticking them in their brains, they’re doing it wrong, or are you saying there is a crack team of assasins out there who’ve vowed to keep this knowledge secret in a particularly gruesome manner?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

  Just the normal kind.

  Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

  You need to put in the work to get the best result.

  Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

  You really have been missing out…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wacky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Difficult to cut off, maybe, but not so difficult to crush.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really incredible. I want a set.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sees uncut pizza... Cowabunga it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rather than “AI”, that looks quite a bit like something that’s been badly scanned, run through a basic OCR to create text, which has then been laid out by someone who doesn’t write the language well enough to kniw it’s gibberish.

  The line “1 tablespoon (om Jto paste” for instance, was almost certainly “1 tablespoon tomato paste”. You can see the similarity oin the character shapes between the gibberish and real text.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pass me some⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried licking random millipedes to see what happens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pass me some⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m curious about the assertion that this is ‘to protect themselves from malaria carrying mosquitoes’. How do the scientists know this is the motivation, rather than a helpful side-effect?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get zapped, idiot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This one was probably pretty Thor afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Xorg 4 lyfe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had a chuckle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed, and IPv7 is already marked obsolete. So are IPv8 and 9 from what I can see, so we’d probably actually need to jump to IPv10, or maybe IPvA?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had a chuckle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s IPv5?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha yes society is great⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What 3rd spaces did we have decades ago that we do not now ?

  It’s not necessarily that they’re entirely gone, but there’s fewer of them, and they may not be as accessible. Off the top of my head, a few examples might be things like:

  • Public libraries
  • Social clubs/Youth clubs
  • Open spaces
  • Skate parks/outdoor gyms

  Some communities are managing to hang on to their third spaces, or even create new ones, but it seems to be very uneven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I have to? Ok, fine...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t pooh-pooh the idea unless you’ve tried it. It’s pretty cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s only usual for entry level positions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have no idea what it took to not add my kink to the title⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the furry bit that’s the problem, it’s what you do with the pineapple and barbeque tongs that disturbs people, and the Lederhosen are just gratuitous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Clinton releases video statement after Jeffrey Epstein testimony | ABC NEWS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your respose is a perfect example of how wrong the left wing response is to this sort of situation. You’ve been handed two pies, one is undercooked, the other literal faeces. The pie being undercooked has nothing to do with the apple tree, and the other pie doesn’t have any apples in it, so your response of ‘burn down the tree that produced the fruit’ addresses neither issue, and cuts off the supply of fresh apples for everyone until your new tree, hopefully, starts to bear fruit sometime in the future.

  If, instead, you’d said something along the lines of “lets teach people how to check their pies are actually cooked, and how to tell the difference between fruit and faeces”, then you’d have been on to something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a tool where I can compare multiple copies of the same file in different directories / hard drives to check if files got corrupted?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll depend on what OS you’re using. On linux you’d probably want to use sha1sum to generate a list of checksums of the files in one directory, then use it to check the other durectories and it’ll tell you if any files don’t match.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What brings you peace in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stick to places lime !upliftingnews@lemmy.world or news sites that are tailored to showing positive stories. You already know there are terrible things going on in the world, there’s no need to constantly cudgel yourself with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.14ckle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This was a completely irrational thing to do. You’ll never hear the end of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats the thing, if you’re feeling lost and powerless, having someone “strong” tell you that it’s because of some other group and telling you what to do and what to think probably feels really encouraging and positive. The fact you’re even more powerless in that situation probably doesn’t even register.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My apologies, I should have been more explicit, I was referring to a Large Library of Material. Obviously you have a vast repository of fascinating anecdotes and analogies to draw from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a note against their user, “Absurdist”. I don’t know whether they’re using an LLM to generate these, and, to be honest, I was somewhat iritated by them at first, but I’ve come to enjoy their occasional bouts of weirdness in random threads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the worst case yet.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you may have cracked the code known as Welsh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sign Bill’s what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it theoretically possible Trump and ICE are killing a very large number of immigrants (like 25% of those detained) and no one knows?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  two immediate constraints come to mind:

  • Bodies. While possible, disposing of that many bodies without anyone noticing will be really hard.

  They’re already using military cargo planes for “deportation” flights. Maybe some don’t have any live passengers, and they just dump the bodies mid-ocean. No need for mass graves, just load cargo containers onto a cargo plane and off it goes. If it lands with one or two fewer than it started with, that’s just a paperwork issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Minimum order 12! I don’t need 12, I’m fairly sure I don’t even need 1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No magnesium⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  However, zero milligrams is still a valid response to the doctor’s statement as they have 0mg of Mg, and an amuzing twist on OMG in the same way as 0Mg would be. Therefore the joke still works, even after we’ve examined it in detail.

  I talk to plants at parties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨low beans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵Do you put them in a pot, do you put them in a bowl?🎵